Envious of all you full functioning men.

[fat_and_tiny]

Dear able-bodied men of the world.

I am very envious of you all. Talking about sexual experience and things without the need of hesitation.

My kuku is so small (and I am already 30s) that I dare not even go to the various places recommended. But when marikita, it grows maybe 6 times bigger then when its asleep. Like Man-gina leh. Even when go army, had to siam and be tactical. Confirm cum fast as I am weak in mind and self esteem due to lack of presence and size.

Acutally hor, I think I suay like hell. Not only small, but so painful to have sex. Skin cannot retract back, very pain leh. Washing the hidden gem inside also a chore.

Dare not go see doctor as well. Scared see liao, he laugh. How to potong the skin? Sure got nurse see as well.

Anyone kind soul out there can put me in the right path to sexualism ma? I really need your expert advise. I am a nerd in life now I guess.

[Royster79]

i think the best solution is to consult a doctor... i believe the doctors and nurses will be professional enough not to laugh at you. Anyway, they have seen much more case worst than urs.

U got to overcome ur shyness to approach them. Only them can give u the best solution. Most likely they will advise u to circumcise ur kuku.

Do it once and for all and u will have the pleasure for the rest of ur life. And it is more hygienic...

[peanut123]

Maybe it isnt' that small but you are just under estimate yourself ?

measure it's length and girth and see lor. Asian guys are usually around 5 inches or more when standing, measured long the top of the dick from pubic area to the tip of the dick.

i have read of people whose dicks are 3 inches when standing. dunno how to even put inside a pussy.

[kai87]

Try consulting a doc at polyclinic.
They should be able to refer you to Tan Tock Seng or something for circumcision

Hope that helps.
Cheers.
Kai.

[7strike]

[QUOTE=fat_and_tiny;2672020]Dear able-bodied men of the world.


My kuku is so small (and I am already 30s) that I dare not even go to the various places recommended. But when marikita, it grows maybe 6 times bigger then when its asleep. Like Man-gina leh. Even when go army, had to siam and be tactical. Confirm cum fast as I am weak in mind and self esteem due to lack of presence and size.

Hmm, here he says his didi is very small during sleep. I believe u r sleeping soundly without any wetdreams so ur didi is small... For me, when i sprint or carry weight, my didi shrink to very small too. I believe something to do with blood flow... ITs like ur didi can hold alot of blood to determine the size.... and vice versa can go into hibernate mode with least blood within . Cover and concealment .

But anyway after ur didi is warm up, should be ok sized right?.. so i thk is not a problem ma....... ur didi like mine maybe is a chameleon, changes to its environment.

[fat_and_tiny]

I think it becomes turtle mode and will make it difficult to snip snip. =(

It likes to hide inside the cave and thats why I claim its extremely baby-sized.

I know there are professionals outside, and they wont laugh (until I leave the place), then who knows? They start speculating.

Overall, I think I am cursed. Must have done something bad in my previous life. Maybe had too much sex or raped someone in the past life. Now its retribution.

[fat_and_tiny]

Hi all. Thanks for your response so far. Especially those of you kind souls who are trying to boost my morale. I fully appreciate it.

But (not that I am ungrateful to your replies) I am extremely perturbed by the fact that I am a freak show. My tiny winkie seems to hibernate in the cave a lot. It will be difficult for the Doctors to see how much of the skin can be snipped. That sure as hell, would be an extremely embarrasing issue. Its like a baby dick. Thats the major cause of worry and sure is a demoralizing issue to be a man, but dick of a fetus.

I guess I will never ever have the pleasure of sex in my lifetime ... sigh.

[fatty_leo]

Originally Posted by fat_and_tiny

Hi all. Thanks for your response so far. Especially those of you kind souls who are trying to boost my morale. I fully appreciate it.

But (not that I am ungrateful to your replies) I am extremely perturbed by the fact that I am a freak show. My tiny winkie seems to hibernate in the cave a lot. It will be difficult for the Doctors to see how much of the skin can be snipped. That sure as hell, would be an extremely embarrasing issue. Its like a baby dick. Thats the major cause of worry and sure is a demoralizing issue to be a man, but dick of a fetus.

I guess I will never ever have the pleasure of sex in my lifetime ... sigh.

You just need some confidence in yourself. No need to think too much about whether the doctor or nurse or others will laugh or not. Everyone is entitled to say wat they want, you cannot control wat others want.

Fyi, a 3inch dick is able to perform intercourse.

[7strike]

Originally Posted by fatty_leo

You just need some confidence in yourself. No need to think too much about whether the doctor or nurse or others will laugh or not. Everyone is entitled to say wat they want, you cannot control wat others want.

Fyi, a 3inch dick is able to perform intercourse.

hehe, i thk something to do with body fat. heard some people have fats till it eat the didi up until it wakey mode and u can see him coming up from its enveloped cave.? but sorry to ask r u obese?

if not, hmm i think u have to master ur skills then

[fat_and_tiny]

Hi hi. Not obese to the extend where fats' everywhere. My friends describe me as plump or slightly over-weight. They might be trying to be politically correct or its the truth. In my opinion, I am not obese.

Yes its true. Fatty bom bom do have their hidden dragons taking refuge in the sacred cave. Mine is like the seventh master, meditating and hibernating in the cave for eternity. Hair and beard all white and long liao. Decide to call it quits, that's why seeking all your devine enlightenment(s) and advice.

Thanks in advance.

[fatty_leo]

Originally Posted by fat_and_tiny

Hi hi. Not obese to the extend where fats' everywhere. My friends describe me as plump or slightly over-weight. They might be trying to be politically correct or its the truth. In my opinion, I am not obese.

Yes its true. Fatty bom bom do have their hidden dragons taking refuge in the sacred cave. Mine is like the seventh master, meditating and hibernating in the cave for eternity. Hair and beard all white and long liao. Decide to call it quits, that's why seeking all your devine enlightenment(s) and advice.

Thanks in advance.

Well, if you deem tat your are over weight then you probably have to work on tat 1st. Try to exercise more frequently. Use the stairs to walk up your home daily instead of taking lift. You'll be surprise by walking stairs really can improve your lower limb strength and stamina. There are no excuse for not able to do tat cos you gotta go home everyday, right?

PS: If you stay on 2nd or 3rd storey then I've nothing to say

[peanut123]

Originally Posted by fatty_leo

PS: If you stay on 2nd or 3rd storey then I've nothing to say

Can always walk up to 12 floor then walk back down to 2nd or 3rd floor.

Here's a possible weight loss plan : sign up for a freaking 21km half marathon. I dun suggest 42km full marathon for first timer. 21km is achievable if you have at least 6 months to train for it, starting from zero. Running is a great way to burn off fats.

Run 2km or as far as you comfortably can the first time. Increase distance every week but resting every 4th week. In a few months, you'll be doing 10km long runs with shorter 5-7km runs every week. Your weight will drop due to the sheer amount of calories you are consuming. Before the race date, you should be doing 15km or so for your long runs. You will burn more calories per run then you normally do walking to your car or MRT for the whole freaking month. Signing up for the run with your friends gives you the motivation to keep training.

I did the same thing and lost a whole bunch of weight and increased my stamina tremendously. Improved stamina is very handy *wink* *wink*

[fat_and_tiny]

Thanks lads. For your uplifting words of encouragement.

I shall start off with maybe a click or a click and a half first. One shot going 10 clicks, my ticker might just implode and thats the end of a "small didi" legacy.

[F Off]

All said and done, you din mention your diuck size, maybe it is long. And that is the case, what you have is an inferiority complex ... outher guys see your kuku no need shy one, unless they want your arse too, if that the case run quick quick. I suggest you try looking for FLs ... they will say your kuku big and long whatever size it is, this will boost your morale ...

[terror03]

Hi bro fat_and_tiny,

Cheer up dude....
There is a solution for everything,dun worry ok.
Just see a doctor on ur problem instead of keeping to urself, no gd for u...

U are not the only one wif the problems too. All the bros in SBF will give advise to u.
Cheers...