* Smoking Reduces Didi!!! *

[machoman]

Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment."

Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information.


How about something like this:

* Warning: These cigarettes are king size -- how about you?

* Warning: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting smaller.

* Warning: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.

* Warning: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.

* Warning: Smoke rises, but you may not.

* Warning: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children -- That is.. if you're capable of conceiving any.

* Warning: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you.

* Warning: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before?

* Warning: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.

* Warning: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the range to put them out.

[dominion]

haha lao da... vv funny... must up u for this tmr

[machoman]

Originally Posted by dominion

haha lao da... vv funny... must up u for this tmr

It's no joke, bro.

It's just that the suggested warnings sound funny.

[yinyang]

Originally Posted by machoman

..no joke ...suggested warnings sound funny.

Doesn't seem (or look) like you giving up the fags.. Can't be you giving up on junior, maybe you got secret anti-dote

[machoman]

Originally Posted by yinyang

Doesn't seem (or look) like you giving up the fags.. Can't be you giving up on junior, maybe you got secret anti-dote

Well, bro yy, it's quite hard for me to quit.

To be very frank, I have been trying to quit for years without success. The longest was 1 month when work pressure got to me & I stared smoking again.

BTW, the current anti-smoking ad on TV is kinda scary.

Originally Posted by machoman

Well, bro yy, it's quite hard for me to quit.

To be very frank, I have been trying to quit for years without success.

You do not need to quit smoking. Government will quit it for you when smoking is ban.
You better to quiy drinking. You really have a problem there.
When you drink, you get drunk and make a fool of yourself.
You better quit drinking but continue to smoke till further notice

[no_faith]

haizzz.....im also a smoker, summore smoke methol.

menthol reduces sperm count, is tis scientific reports or rumours?
any1 can verify?

[machoman]

Originally Posted by no_faith

haizzz.....im also a smoker, summore smoke methol.

menthol reduces sperm count, is tis scientific reports or rumours?
any1 can verify?

I have heard of that, too.

Also, that menthol affects the didi more.

[norice]

Macho Man,

I wonder, what happens when you smoke cigars!

[norice]

No Faith,

You might be wrong, smoking Marijuana reduces sperm count! If you want to increase sperm count, eat egg white and take Soya Lecithin capsules.

[machoman]

Originally Posted by norice

Macho Man,

I wonder, what happens when you smoke cigars!

IMHO, all drugs, including tobacco (whether cigarettes or cigars is irrelevant) have side effects on the body.

Therefore, smoking cigars will also affect you sexuality but as to what degree, I really have no idea.

[PrimeOmega]

This is better than those adverts on tv now.
I better set a date to stub it and quit it once and for all.

Thanks.

[birdie8819]

Walau eh , me aslo smoke for twenty over years liao how to quit especially when go drink smoke lagi more .

[machoman]

Originally Posted by PrimeOmega

This is better than those adverts on tv now.
I better set a date to stub it and quit it once and for all.

Thanks.

Good for you, bro.

Make the effort to stub it out once & for all.

I wish you success in quitting smoking.

[machoman]

Originally Posted by birdie8819

Walau eh , me aslo smoke for twenty over years liao how to quit especially when go drink smoke lagi more .

For me, it's very tough but some people, including 1 of my uncles, my elder brother & 2 brothers-in-law have succeeded in quitting smoking.