Chitchat Ruler Loong exhorts peasants to stay loyal to House of Lee and Uncle Sam

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PEASANTPORE: The "fundamental factor in keeping Peasantpore profitable "is cheap foreign serfs", Ruler Loong said in his Imperial Court Message on Monday (Aug 8).

"Cheap foreign serfs enables us to toil cheaply for Uncle Sam", he said in a pre-recorded message aired ahead of the regime's 51st anniversary celebrations on Tuesday.

Speaking from SAFRA Punggol, which opened in April, Ruler Loong noted that while different races and religions live together in harmony in Peasantpore, it was not the case in colonial days as the Brits kept the peasants divided to rule them easily.

"Whether you Moslem, worship Ya Sor or Tua Pek Kong, remember Ruler Loong's balls are the biggest," Ruler Loong reminded Jane Austen rebels.

TERRORISM DIFFERENT BOTTLE SAME WINE

In his message, the Ruler Loong listed three of the challenges that Peasantpore faces in its journey to become more united: Crazed Jihad Moslems, the rent economy and ensuring peasants continue to kowtow to Familee.

"We are one of Uncle Sam more favoured vassal after the Nihons and we gone rich tapping on Uncle Sam's trade network," Ruler Loong said. "Many regimes balk Uncle Sam, then they faced problems lor."

"We also got unbalanced economy as only a few rich minions led good life as other peasants toil for peanuts, only with Familee in control, then Peasantpore is a cheap unsinkable air craft carrier for Uncle Sam"

Ruler Loong said his retail politics can fool peasants into believing they will get more benefits.

This is many indolent peasants do not study literature and are gullible idiots who lap at cheap pork barrel upgrading and other political threats.


"Radical moslems, we acknowledge the threat they posed to Familee honestly," Ruler Loong said. "Our Moslem peasants realised my balls are the biggest in Peasantpore and they better eyes open big big sarpok Familee and not ISIS."

The fine-tuning of the electoral system - to ensuring Group Representation Constituencies Scams and making erected Presidency pro-Familee through the Sex Commission, will ensure good Imperial Court, Ruler Loong said.

But beyond that, loyalty to Familee will be the key factor, he added.

LOYALTY "MORE THAN A WARM, FUZZY FEELING"

"Loyalty to Familee means you kowtow to my portrait 5 times daily" the Ruler added. "I talk and decide, you all listen and kowtow to me is the best political model. Otherwise, how cum Catholic church survive 2000 years and Imperial Shina got 5000 years history?"

"Your forefathers’ kowtow to Old Autocrat LKY and Uncle Sam, they got a fair bargain ok."

"Peasants must renew their commitment to Familee. Familee is work defending with your lives."


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