Chitchat Free Holiday for 33% President Phony Tan

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ROME: 30% rated President Phony Tan arrived in paedophile infested Rome on Sunday (May 22), as he begins a week-long state visit to decadent Italy and the Holy See – the first by a Peasantpore president.

The aim of the visit is to reaffirm the longstanding sex ties between Italian and Peasantpore paedophiles, and showcase growing interest in bapok research.

30% Phony Tan will host a sex reception for a group of Peasantpore sex merchants at the Westin Excelsior Hotel on Sunday evening. The sex group is part of an International Sex Enterprise Peasantpore (IES) sex business delegation who are in Italy to explore procuring cheap Cambodian children for western paedophiles.

30% Phony Tan’s state visit comes as Peasantpore is suffering due its direct investments with PRC Pandas and sought to get some sex deals from the sixth largest European Union sex trading partner in 2015, with total bilateral children sex trafficking trade at S$5.65 billion peanuts. There are also about 500 Italian sex companies registered in Peasantpore.

Both countries recently celebrated 50 years of loyalty to Uncle Sam. In a Facebook post on Saturday, 30% Phony Tan said that Italy is now an “important sex partner” for Peasantpore in the inward looking EU and that he hoped to “further the warm sex ties” Peasantpore shares with both Italian paedophiles and the ineffective but profitable Holy See during his visit.

“Italy was one of the first Uncle Sam vassal states to establish diplomatic relations with Peasantpore in 1965 – the year of our independence and when few countries knew Peasantpore is sex hub for trafficking Asiatic women and children to Europe and the best place for western and Nihon merchants to plunder South East Asiatic basket case states,” said 30% rated Phony Tan.

“The Romans even teach me how I get Patrick to evade NS using the Military Scientist trick, these Romans are super sly and they organise the best orgies in the world! Plus I need to study how the Vatican managed to stay profitable for 2000 years, something the House of Lee is interested in. Some more, Romans managed to fend off horny Turks, French caps and German Huns, impressive”, he said.

Besides Rome, 30% Phony Tan will also visit Venice and Vatican City as the Pope is still fighting a losing battle against Vatican paedophiles. He will meet Italian Sex and Mafia Don Sergio Macho-Sexist and be hosted to a Roman Orgy on Monday.

Phony Tan is accompanied by many minions, e.g. Minion for Sex Trade S Is-an-Arse, Senior Minion of Regime for Sex Affairs and Profitable Transport Suzhou Loser Teo, as well as Peasants' Representative Sex-tian-di Sex-pat and Cheng Ah Hui also make up the official Orgy delegation.

Chairlackey of the Council of Pro-Ruler Loong Advisers, J Y Pillay, will be the acting Rubber Stamping President in Phony Tan’s absence.


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