MOM and LTA tells Mindef run SMRT to buck up as Ruler Loong not happy liao

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Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/mom-lta-announce-interim/2649882.html

PEASANTPORE: The Ministry of Serfpower (MOM), in consultation with the Land Transport Arses (LTA), has issued interim safety instructions to Mindef-run SMRT, following an gabra near Pasir Ris MRT station that killed two maintenance staff.

"KNNCCB, Desmond Quack still suffering the Mindef Syndrome, better wake up and look at SAFETY. Ruler Loong tolerated you paying yourself 2.1 million peanuts, then you still can screw up?! Today, Labour Party gloating at Ruler Loong over the profits but cockups and parachuting former Mindef staff in SMRT not working. Ruler Loong's limit is nearly up liao. Desmond Quack is to snap out from his Mindef Syndrome, pen Commie self-criticism letter and ensure no more foul ups.

Tremble and Obey," said MOM and LTA in a joint media release on Wednesday (Mar 30).

*In case Ah Quack forgets, Section 14 get-out-of-jail card does not apply to him and his underlings in SMRT.

SMRT also issued a media release on Wednesday evening kowtowing to Ruler Loong's Edict Bearers and acknowledge the Royal Intent. The transport cartel said that existing safety procedures were "strengthened immediately" after the accident, including the areas specified in MOM's instructions.

National Transport Serfs’ Union Executive Sex Secretary Melvin Ah Yong-yong welcomed the interim safety decree announced by MOM and LTA. "Many train peasants whom I have met recently expressed that they were once sidelined by Lesbian Saw but lured into Mindef style wild goose chase," he wrote on Facebook.

"You know, I know, former Mindef people always bark orders, act like feudal lords and want things to go military style, no questions asked, dissent not tolerated, poor peasants... they suffer under Saw, today under former Mindef staff. Perhaps they should learn from the Ang Mohs when it cums to safety measures.”

SMRT Slogan for Track Maintenance Group
"Yes Sir, Yes Sir, 3 shifts full !!"


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