51 things most gal dunno abt guyz

[amimamimo]

1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-
how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of you.

[big dick]

and the whole point of this thread is to ????

[beck7777]

Originally Posted by big dick

and the whole point of this thread is to ????

Maybe he hoping his gf will see it here?

[big dick]

Originally Posted by beck7777

Maybe he hoping his gf will see it here?

haha .. that a good one..

[kingcopa]

Good post but in this forum????????

abit out right

[newbadass]

1. Guys hate sluts.
No way. Guys LOVE sluts.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
Plan? What's that?

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
And tits, and ass, and legs...

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-
how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
Who gives a fuck actually?

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
Borfriends need a blow job every once in a while.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
Why the fuck not?

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
Whichever girl said that thinks too highly of herself...

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
Who the fuck can?!

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
No matter how much we pretend to be non-superficial and care about personality, boobs are the key.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
When I say "please leave me alone", actually I'm being polite. I really mean "leave me the fuck alone".

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
Like "nice mouth. Wonder if my cock will fit."

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of you
Not all guys are assholes. The rest are wimps, SNAG-wannabes or homosexual.

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by amimamimo

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of you.

Actually the more I read this... the more I get the feeling it's 51 things abt a gal. Just swop "guy" for "gal" and there u have it !!!

Anyway the type of guy mentioned above are not extinct... jus they are extinct in this commercial sex forum only !!!

[dot4u]

Wahh... when I read this... couldn't stop laughing... coz come to think of it, that's how I actually will tink or feel...

Originally Posted by newbadass

1. Guys hate sluts.
No way. Guys LOVE sluts.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
Plan? What's that?
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[groo]

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
Obviously you do not have a very close gf... Trust me, gfs are worse or even the WORST!!! They can nag you every second of the day to reassure themselves... It will drive you NUTS, drown yourself in the sea, jump from the tallest HDB flat or the latest trend, just jump onto the MRT tracks before an oncoming MRT train!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
...I'd prefer to leave my left nut or Even both nuts in her mouth for a day...! Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Cheers! ;p

[Siong2]

Originally Posted by newbadass

1. Guys hate sluts.
No way. Guys LOVE sluts.

That is my Little Snake man. ^5

[angie II]

1. Guys hate sluts.
wrong.. i have a fetish 4 sluts

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
wrong.. If i'm abt 2 stammer.. i rather breathe deeply n c i can hit jackpot bo..

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
thanks 2 free sex movies at link exchange plaza.. i now think of nothing bud pornstars..

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
again instead of err.. err.. i might as well ahh.. ahh.. c can hit jackpot bo..

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
not wen she has buck tooth..

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
ask any flasher..

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
i will harp.. "anything he can dooo.. i can do betterrrr..."

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
again he muz be gay.. i'm STRAIGHT!!

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
yes.. n sex always worked..

11. Guys get jealous easily.
depends on mentality.. best solution is 2 dig out their eyez.. c no evil..

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
wrong.. i rather let my imaginatn run n fill in her blanks with "You know what?!.. i'd like u 2 fark my ass tonight"

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
wrong.. neva have i ever done dat.. u know y?? no money dun buy lor..

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
wrong.. Berlinda Carlisle's song I Get Weak disputes it..

17. Guys are very open about themselves.
yes.. i neva failed 2 'OPEN' up wen required..

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
yes absolutely right.. sex is wad dey all need..

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
wrong.. depends on wad kind of tease..

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
cannot say no bud all guys love 2 be pampered.. itz a known fact..

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.
wrong.. cannot apply 2 me cuz i'm always horny..

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
bud i think abt sex all day..

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
how can she always occupy my thoughts wen i'm also thinking of pornstars??

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
wrong wrong wrong.. sighz..

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
who says guys doesn't read MILLS n BOONS?? I knew of sumone who does..

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
It muz be g string as VPL.. spanking can.. whipping not 4 me..

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
wrong.. depends on WHO..

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
oh yea yea.. he definitely is..

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
yes.. usuali she can noticed his BULGE n oso wen hes having a problem trying hard 2 conceal it..

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
Not onli dat bud i'll gladly give my right nut n pisang 2 make it complete as well..
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