GD speaks to Lau Teochew somewhere on Teochew St

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An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

GD: Ah Hia, jiak pa buay?

LTK: Jiak buay lok lah. See pair tu lan lee.

GD: Brudder, we England speak ok?

LTK: No problem. My England now can fight with Tharman and Shanmugam. Sylvia and Pritam are my tutors. Dont look down on Nantah grads. We are the can people

GD: Why Panjang say you crocodile tears? Are you a crocodile?

LTK: That bugger no blains one. I crocodile si bo? Got send my tears for forensics examination or not? He no money I pay lah! Crocodile lan jiao!

GD: I Sammyboy member. All my brudders support you. You are a hero. TCH emerges a loser in his comments on you

LTK: What? Sammyboy ah? The call chicken one huh? That bugger Leongsam is lumber one or kui tau you know?

GD: You read Sammyboy too?

LTK: My favourite. S'pore's Best Forum. I enjoy that guy's posts - Escher? Always want to hang MIW. Maybe last time hangman from Changi

GD: Seriously, what is wrong with Panjang? Why the personal attack. No provocation somemore

LTK: Kim Leng bro, I be honest with you. You know me well. What I said about No Porn came from the bottom of my heart. He poor chap. Inherited shit from Saw Phiak Hwa. You know, MRT problem takes time to remedy. Housing? Very easy. Just build more. Pri 6 student also know. So Buddhist Cow bien howlian solve the problem. Actually, I was suaning Buddhist Cow and Marlboro Tan. Two shorties who believe they are 6 footers. Lanjiao ee nang kar lah!

GD: Kar te kai. Ee nang bor khee, ee nang bor gair. England say toothless

LTK: Hahahaha nair nair kor ker. Execute me hor, I need to go bomb. While bomb, I am going to read Sammyboy. Pai seh, wait for me. I very fast finish pang sai one .......


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