Urgent!Our 3 Sperm Bank Need Volunteer Donors Badly,Please Help Donate Guys..Priest.

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An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:



The declining fertility and lower birthrate has reached an all time low in spore and the sperm bank in spore is also running out of stock.
the sperm bank is appealing for suitable donors and therefore i would like to play a part and appeal to sammy bros here to donate your sperm generously without obligation and no string attached one..
i see a lot of very smart and intelligent members here in sammyboy and i am pretty sure your sperms will produce brilliant babies to the lucky woman whom you impregnated..especially that donkey Leongsam whose sperm sure boh bei chow one,grade A fully synthetic...
the child will all surely passed psle with flying colors and become future scholars.



as for me..sigh..i am not a suitable donor cause my sperm is grade C,sure failed psle and the child future sure jialat one..bet football,horses,casinos,4D,ah long..etc..adding more misery to the family.



Guys don't worry all procedure will be done in a discreet and confidential manner..
from what i know you will first be taken to a room full of erotic pics and video..





and the wet nurses will massage and make you feel comfortable and relax.






then your sperm will be tested for quality grading to see if its fully or semi synthetic and will be carefully safetly keep in a freezer.




That's it guys i have done my part and i hope you do yours and who knows remember the tcs actress who once went to the sperm bank
and was very disappointed when she was told that it has run out of stock and who knows your sperms may end up in her eggs...she is a lucky bitch if that happen.


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