Ruler Loong issues decree to up Mediscam fees

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Transmodified from Mouthpiece http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/...l/1138328.html

PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong said MediShield Life, despite using less premiums for payouts will have premium hikes to enhance his regime's balance sheet. The key idea is to tell all peasants to pay more for premiums despite lower payouts. Accordingly, the pliant review committee released more details praising Ruler Loong's Premium Hike Decree on Thursday.

Writing on his Facebook page, Ruler Loong said payouts will be significantly improved but was unable to provide an answer to Labour charges that his social insurance program has less payouts than Uncle Sam's for profit medical insurance. Clever peasants will know that the profits from the premium hikes and lesser payouts should have funded other pet programs of the regime.

As usual, the disgraceful regime media crowed that 'premiums will be higher, but will still be well within the Medisave contributions', those bootlickers never asked why payouts are lowered compared to Uncle Sam's program.

Ruler Loong at the start, the regime will 'subsidise premiums' since the scam has collected premiums but reduced payouts for many donkey years. In addition, Ruler Loong has numerous avenues to fund the 'subsidises' since this is not the fee or price hike that his regime has announced since 2014.

With the advent of Annalities, the regime realised the profitable game theory of using 'old peasants paying for older peasants', profits from this scam will be diverted to pay for the 'Help Old Peasants' Generation, middle and low-income citizens.' Old peasants knew taxes will soon be introduced since Ruler Loong has always favour the 'tax the poor to help the poor' doctrine.

Ruler Loong also thanked lackey members of the review sex committee (who will no doubt rot in hell for their complicity in this crime) and the ISD agents pretending to be the 'public'[ for heaping praises to his MediShield Life Premium Hike Decree. His Sex Secretary hinted he will probably donate part of Roy's damages to the Medishield soon.

In addition, Ruler Loong expects peasants to tremble and obey his premium hike decree and hints that Jane Austen dissenters' family members will be rounded up for processing if they decide to trash his reasons for the premium hikes.


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