Eat Shit says coffee shop owners pay more taxes so can make noises

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The Mouth Piece gleefully reports only about five per cent of coffee shops and one per cent of supermarkets and convenience stores with 24-hour operations are noise polluters based on complain king peasants from last year.
The Housing Mafia (HDB) received 'feedback' about noise directed against 60 coffee shops and 13 supermarkets and convenience stores.

Providing an update in Procedural Imperial Court on Friday, Minion of Regime for National Propoganda Lee Eat Shit said these who complained made more noise but pay less taxes, hence they can and should be ignored.

He said Housing Mafia is correct to issue 24 hour operating joints so that regime can extract some more rentals from merchants and maximize profits for the state. The case for healthy state coffers is to fund Ho Jinx's punting sprees overseas.

Merchants who pay more taxes need not abide by rules which include restricted times for the delivery of goods by suppliers and restrictions on unpacking activities at night.

Coffee shop operators can employ PRC beer whores but keep the humping action behind closed doors after 11pm.

Minion Lee said HDB conducts procedural regular inspections, including late at night and early in the morning and to harass peasants who have the gall to write long complaint letters.

HDB will work with pliant pro-regime lackeys in grassroots organisations to manage the stupid peasants who do not pay tax but want services from well paid lackeys.

Minion Lee said 24-hour coffee shops and supermarkets exist because they cater to foreign serfs who work night shifts, such as taxi drivers and healthcare workers. Under Ruler Loong 'Love the Foreigners Policy', shops stayed open to help foreigners while creating noise for the ungrateful peasants who are always hunkering for handouts.

"KNNCCB, never pay taxes but write long letters to bug Ruler Loong, if you all so smart, then think of ways to contribute tax dollars, if no ideas, then shut up and let the merchants serve foreigners and pay rental ok. Really hor, these indolent peasants, comprain too much, watch too much Hollywood reality shows."


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