Why Condoms is a MUST!!!

[machoman]

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged
me.

My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She
would
regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she could not overcome ... and did not really
want
to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned.

I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs
at
me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and
walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"



The moral of this story is.....
Always keep your condoms in your car!!!

[nakamara]

haha...i read this somewhere b4...it was good

[wanker10]

[QUOTE=machoman]My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged
me...

Clap Clap Clap... Ha ha ha nice one, at first I was still feeling close shave for you until i saw the last sentence "The moral of this story is.....
Always keep your condoms in your car!!!"

Cheers.

[Toyota Honda]

Boy.. I love the writer.. If its me, I would have been conned man... shit me..

[sg_boytoy]

This joke was posted before in the "Jokes for Relaxing" thread (I think), nice copy and paste

[machoman]

Originally Posted by sg_boytoy

This joke was posted before in the "Jokes for Relaxing" thread (I think), nice copy and paste

sg_toyboy, is that so? Sorry, I didn't know. I received it from an e-mail from a friend.

Anyway, I enjoyed it & thought I will just share it.

[sg_boytoy]

Originally Posted by machoman

sg_toyboy, is that so? Sorry, I didn't know. I received it from an e-mail from a friend.

Anyway, I enjoyed it & thought I will just share it.

Siao lah, apologise for what, it's a good joke anyway and you have our interests at heart to share good things, swee lah

By the way, it's sg_boytoy hor, if you're upping points, must get the name correct, if not wasted, ha ha ha

[ahpaul25]

Originally Posted by machoman

sg_toyboy, is that so? Sorry, I didn't know. I received it from an e-mail from a friend.

Anyway, I enjoyed it & thought I will just share it.

Hahaha...but I believe sure cases may came in true life.....u never know....treat it as a session......

[winger_tag]

This is a fantastic one....1 million applauds........

[jackylee]

Haha.. good one

[machoman]

Glad that fellow samsters enjoyed the joke.
Thanks for the compliments and comments.

[Jetfire]

Not the first time I read this... but always entertaining to read it again...
Good one!!!