result is out: PAP FAILED WITH FLYING COLORS!!

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An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

Occupy Singapore
The persons to be charged in order or status and responsibility as follows:

1. Lee Hsien Loong – Failed to make any public announcement for the duration of the riot from Sunday 10.47pm – Monday 3.00am. Conveniently disappeared from the scene as usual. This is known as skivving in the SAF.

2.. Teo Chee Hian – Failed to anticipate the riot and lead a team to quell it. He had no solutions but kept repeatedly asking the Police Chief, “What do you Think, What do you think?”

3. Tan Chuan Jin – Failed to address the needs of Foreign Workers, conveniently opening the immigration flood gate & forgetting to close the gate behind him.

4. Commissioner of Police – Failed to lead the Police Officers who ran away off in the face of the rioters instead of maintaining law and order and to protect the lives and properties of Singaporeans.

5. SCDF Chief – Failed to lead his officers and team who ran away instead of practicing Total Defence to save people & putting out fires.

6. Lee Kuan Yew – Failed to get up from his bed or perhaps his grave to slap his son LHL for falling asleep while driving.

7. Tony Tan – Failed to make any reasonable announcement or appearance as Head of State on TV to calm and re-assure the Population. He will be confined to the Istana for 6 months, all his week-ends burnt.

8. Goh Chok Tong – Every now and then “keng” and fly overseas for whatever “mamak” reasons at the state’s expenses. Was in India at time of riot, but made himself conveniently un-contactable throughout the riot. Goh Chok Tong is charged and sentenced to jail for AWOL (Absence Without Official Leave). His leave is not official since his all-expenses paid overseas trips are planned for his own personal interests.
The persons to be charged in order or status and responsibility as follows:

1. Lee Hsien Loong – Failed to make any public announcement for the duration of the riot from Sunday 10.47pm – Monday 3.00am. Conveniently disappeared from the scene as usual. This is known as skivving in the SAF.

2.. Teo Chee Hian – Failed to anticipate the riot and lead a team to quell it. He had no solutions but kept repeatedly asking the Police Chief, “What do you Think, What do you think?”

3. Tan Chuan Jin – Failed to address the needs of Foreign Workers, conveniently opening the immigration flood gate & forgetting to close the gate behind him.

4. Commissioner of Police – Failed to lead the Police Officers who ran away off in the face of the rioters instead of maintaining law and order and to protect the lives and properties of Singaporeans.

5. SCDF Chief – Failed to lead his officers and team who ran away instead of practicing Total Defence to save people & putting out fires.

6. Lee Kuan Yew – Failed to get up from his bed or perhaps his grave to slap his son LHL for falling asleep while driving.

7. Tony Tan – Failed to make any reasonable announcement or appearance as Head of State on TV to calm and re-assure the Population. He will be confined to the Istana for 6 months, all his week-ends burnt.

8. Goh Chok Tong – Every now and then “keng” and fly overseas for whatever “mamak” reasons at the state’s expenses. Was in India at time of riot, but made himself conveniently un-contactable throughout the riot. Goh Chok Tong is charged and sentenced to jail for AWOL (Absence Without Official Leave). His leave is not official since his all-expenses paid overseas trips are planned for his own personal interests.


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