Ruler Loong kowtows to Uncle Sam during APEC Talk Festival

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NUSA DUA, Southern Indoland: Uncle Sam remains the APAC hegemon and no other country, neither the cruel Commie PRC or the soiled panties Nihons, says Peasantpore's Ruler Loong.

Ruler Loong was singing praises of Uncle Sam at a dialogue at the APEC CEO Talk Fest in Bali, Southern Indoland.

Ruler Loong said that despite infighing among the Yanks currently, Uncle Sam will remain the global hegemon for the next 20 years on.

The Yankees are more happy shutting down their government for fun knowing the looming debt ceiling crisis is just another cheap trick to slime mud at President Barack Obama's planned visit to lecture the Asiatics and snub the PRC Commies.

Ruler Loong said that it was a great disappointment that Overlord Obama has cancelled his trip since the Indos have lined up an impressive list of nubile Sweet Young Things aka whores to entertain various Asiatic waxworks.

Ruler Loong Loong said: "All Asiatics remember how Imperial China treated the regions as barbaric vassals. Many still remember Cheng Ho's big swinging dick when he terrorise the region with his 'Treasure Fleet'. Asiatics prefers a dysfunctional Uncle Sam government. We sincerely hope that Uncle Sam learn a few tricks from the PRC Commies and use M1 tanks to steamroll Congress, especially that swine Ted Cruz.

"The whores serving Overlord Obama will be most disappointed that their tips are now kaput. In addition, the Mats, Pinoys and Viets are waiting to sign their intent to be loyal Yankee vassals to balk Commie PRC, with the no show, they are now turned into sitting ducks.

"For me, no way the same gabra can repeat, I got 90% majority in the Sham Parliament and in theory, I can even ban Christmas lor. Perhaps Overlord Obama can consider starting the same GRC scam in Yankee Land."

Ruler Loong said: "Yankees only got a reputation to kidnap children for sex slavery but is a very vibrant and resilient country. The PRC Commies are only good at poisoning their babies with tainted milk or streamrolling their protesters. The Nihons are still addicted to soiled panties, so Uncle Sam is the lesser evil among the evils."

As part of its cock strategy, the Uncle Sam has increased its focus on the region to extort donations from Asiatics, as well as to contain the rise of the PRC Commies.

Ruler Loong said: "Ming China used Cheng Ho's 'Treasure Fleet' to hantam and cow the south east Asiatics. All lan lan must kowtow to Despot cum Usurper Yongle. What to do?

"Then the European paedophiles aka Colonists cum and slice the region like a water melon, the Meiji Nihon upset the balance and Uncle Sam set a trap, thrashed them and turn Pacific Ocean into their swimming pool."

He said: "The PRC Commies has launched a new experimental free sex zone in Shanghai, which is threatening the various Asiatic regional sex hubs.

"If PRC Commies got their massive sex hub, draw away white and nihon perverts to Shanghai, then rest of the region, whose going to feed the local whores?"

Ruler Loong said the Nihons are still addicted to trading soiled panties and Abe's Talk Fest reforms will take decades, but a vibrant 日本大帝国 is only good if the Nihons get their act together and stop collecting soiled panties.

Meanwhile, Ruler Loong cited that Southeast Asiatic is on a major chapter of change. King Rama IX is dying, Hun Sen staging dynastic succession, Onion eaters want to nuke each another, Probowo wants to be a Indoland President, Ummo next erection sure kaput, Old Autocrat Lee sure meet Lord Yama by 2014, whole SEA region, really cock up man.


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