Having sex in public. What will happen if kana caught by police?

uglyuncle84 · #1 27-10-2010, 10:23 PM

Like say you are getting a blowjob in your car or staircase when the police come. Will kana charge?

(o)(o) Tuner · #2 28-10-2010, 12:31 PM

Yes most likely you will get arrested for indecent public exposure, unless your gf give the policeman a free hot bj

singexpat · #3 28-10-2010, 01:20 PM

OR u can collect $7.50 from each policeman for watching free show.
Increase to $10 on eve of weekends and PH, and on weekends and PH.

owl888 · #4 28-10-2010, 01:25 PM

Chinese Wanbao will show your face on the front page....overnite bcom pornstar liao

ah_est · #5 28-10-2010, 01:35 PM

blowjob alone is illegal mahh.
then do a full job in front of the police lor!
:P
maybe he/ they wanna join in the funnnn.
hehehe

prometheus · #6 28-10-2010, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ah_est

blowjob alone is illegal mahh.
then do a full job in front of the police lor!
:P
maybe he/ they wanna join in the funnnn.
hehehe

male-female oral sex that did not lead to sexual intercourse was illegal before the 2007 Penal Code amendments. Now male-female oral sex is legal, even if it does not lead to intercourse (in private of course). male-male oral sex is still illegal.

Bangster · #7 28-10-2010, 02:29 PM

If kena caught by police,

you will be presented with a plaque.

Then you will be escorted to Changi chalet, where you will in turn give blowjobs to the many 'residents' there

rob_onny · #8 28-10-2010, 02:38 PM

Bro Bangster, not forgetting that there'll b a grand press conference 2...

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you will be presented with a plaque.
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RealEstateGuy · #9 28-10-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by uglyuncle84

Like say you are getting a blowjob in your car or staircase when the police come. Will kana charge?

What do you expect? Is SG society supposed to embrace you getting a cheap BBBJ in some alley with your car parked there? What if a family or kids walk by? Firstly, you need to get some mental help for your rampant promiscuity. Secondly, why not turn things around for yourself by embracing better SG values more in tune with mainstream SG society?

Xgenre · #10 28-10-2010, 03:06 PM

Unless you are a father of 10, it's likely you will be charged in court and jailed. Why a father of 10 can get away with this...? Well, if you are a father of 10, you can tell the police you are just doing a public service reminder. A reminder for singaporeans to have kids to serve the nation in future generations.

If you are a father of ten, you can even sing along to the Dim Sum Dolly tune when you are having sex in public. Baby is coming, baby is coming... thrust inside, cum inside...

Johnston · #11 28-10-2010, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by prometheus

2007 Penal Code amendments. Now male-female oral sex is legal, even if it does not lead to intercourse (in private of course). male-male oral sex is still illegal.

The Penal Code say anything else about The Wide World of Sex? Is slamming a dildo in a pussy, positioning 2nd woman ass to ass, inserting said dildo into 2nd pussy and double lesbo dildo sex yes?

Anything about "Ejaculation on Body or Parts thereof?"

Nah.....

I can have HUman-Animal Sexual Contact/??

Oralcraz · #12 28-10-2010, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by (o)(o) Tuner

Yes most likely you will get arrested for indecent public exposure, unless your gf give the policeman a free hot bj

Like that double charge lo..... the latter one for bj bribery.

Oralcraz · #13 28-10-2010, 03:49 PM

Sorry bro for borrowing yr tune;

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Originally Posted by Xgenre

you can even sing along to the Dim Sum Dolly tune when you are having sex in public. Baby is coming, baby is coming... thrust inside, cum inside........love your ""ride"" ;cowboy or cowgirl

newyorker88 · #14 28-10-2010, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by prometheus

male-female oral sex that did not lead to sexual intercourse was illegal before the 2007 Penal Code amendments. Now male-female oral sex is legal, even if it does not lead to intercourse (in private of course). male-male oral sex is still illegal.

It is pure stupidity to make oral between male - female illegal. Why rule something illegal when that has been the norm since mankind?

TheGreatOne · #15 28-10-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by newyorker88

It is pure stupidity to make oral between male - female illegal. Why rule something illegal when that has been the norm since mankind?

i think... if you were caught inside car or some staircase landing and in mid action of BJ, i think they will probably just ask you to dress up and give IC for scanning. Follow by some all saints' preaching about right and wrong bla bla... and let you off with verbal warning.

but if the police were summoned by 'bao toh kia' residents then they will take action, because bobian wad... others already lodge complaint.

but no la, don't attempt any BJ/FJ/HJ bribe, it will land you in deeper shit.