WORST fuck in the world!!! (NZ)

[nzkaki]

YO brothers out there
just want to share something to "clear" my "fire"
knn...after 5 days liao still so so so angry!
angry of what?
the worst fuck in my life...
or the worst fuck in the world...maybe!!!

last thursday 24/6
won some money from euro2004
so decided to go to the nearby escort to try a babe to get some warmth as the weather was damn cold~
i'm in christchurch, and the escort name is L'Apartmente
any bros who came to chch before, might know this escort!
it's a nice one, and i've tried a few girls before, and everything went well!!!
that's why, i went back again...and this time, i experienced the worst fuck in the world... ><""

i was in the waiting room,
and a few girls came in and after viewing them, i thought
emm...looks like no young girls working now, maybe skipped today
who knows?
came in a young blonde kiwi girl...who name is amber
damn...a model/movie stars looking girl
i didnt think much, and just told the manager i want her...
then booked for half an hour and proceed to the room

disspointment came,
when reached the room, i was told to change the wardrobe, and then proceed to shower
shower alone(their rules)
and then walked back to the room
and i was told to lie down naked with stomach down
and she massaged me
she was still wearing her white shirt and black skirts and highheel at this time
i was wondering, wtf, need me to ask to to take off?
then i steady...and wait and enjoy the massage
then, just i thought the massage already started....she said, ok, finished!
knn, i can swear...the whole massage is not even 2 minutes, and she didnt do anything but just "NORMAL MASSAGE"
jb...fire up
then i turned around, and she stood beside the bed, and smiled and asked......

[nzkaki]

...
"what do you want to do?"
knnbecjb...i was thinking...what i want to do?
i want to sleep? i want to chat with u? i want to order dinner???
nb la...what kind of question????
then i said i want to fuck you
then she smile and "hehe"
then i hugged her and want to kiss her
and she said, kissing is not allowed at that escort!
nb, cheat me huh, think i'm first time there and i'm first time bonker
then sian liao...
then took off her everything, and wow, she has pink and pretty tits
sucks and played with them
then took off her skirts and everything, shaved pussy!

well, at this time, my bro mari kita
and i wanted to ask for more

now something made me more dulan...
i lied down on the bed,
she lied on my body, but she didnt do anything, just kept "hehe" all the time!!!
she just like the doll cannot do anything
wakao...
then i said, i wanted to go in, make it bigger n suck it
then she said, bj with condom
ok, steady
i said no problem
then she lied down there and told me to pass her the condom...

oi oi oi...u serve me or i serve u??????
i turned my back and went to get her the condom...
fuck...i'm so dulan now
then she asked me to put on the condom myself!
knn..........is she crazy???
then i said i dunno how to put, u put
then she put, and then suck and lick
after a few seconds, she said, "you can come in"
"you can do whatever u want, if you did something i dun like, i'll say stop"
nabe...wtf
then i put in, i'm at the top...
after a few strokes, she just "hehe" and other then that
nothing!!!!
kao man....this time my fire to the top
i stopped, and said i want to stop
i really cant continue...i'd rather wasted my money to fuck this bitch
what's all about??? i paid money, i didnt fuck you free!
i said to her
then she just hehe, and brought me to shower
fuck...
bros, if anyone happen to come to chch, dun find this girl!
she sucks!
dun cheat by her look and her age
she's just 19 i was told

aiiiiiii
wasted 100nz
knn.....
what a bad day~

[AK47]

Hey Bro, I seriously dont believe your experience is the worst fuck in the world. As the saying goes, the prettier the girl the poorer the service. There are exception of course, but your encounter is nothing new.

Did you say you pay 100NZ for a 19yr old NZ local with pink nipple and shaved pussy? Thats a bargain.

[sexoholic]

Hehe hehe hehe

Hi Bro NZkaki,

I think you really have been spoiled by the asian chicks. As far as most caucasian chicks are concerned, this is standard operating procedure. Only exception is the east european babes. They have the magnificent sexy bodies of caucasians, with the accomodating attitude of the asians. Best of both worlds! Thank god for Russia and Czech republic.

TFN

[nzkaki]

Originally Posted by thefirstname

Hi Bro NZkaki,

I think you really have been spoiled by the asian chicks. As far as most caucasian chicks are concerned, this is standard operating procedure. Only exception is the east european babes. They have the magnificent sexy bodies of caucasians, with the accomodating attitude of the asians. Best of both worlds! Thank god for Russia and Czech republic.

TFN

maybe,
i've tried russian before, and so italian and spanish
and new zealanders and australian
their service quite good especially the italian!!!
nice body and nice service, like what you said bro, best of both worlds

maybe just bad luck?
try next time for better luck~

nzkaki thats hillarious wuhauhauahauhauha

all the hehe(s) & shit LOL!

u could friggin write a porn comic...do sider drawing the story out

Originally Posted by nzkaki

...
"what do you want to do?"
knnbecjb...i was thinking...what i want to do?
i want to sleep? i want to chat with u? i want to order dinner???
nb la...what kind of question????
then i said i want to fuck you
then she smile and "hehe"
then i hugged her and want to kiss her
and she said, kissing is not allowed at that escort!
nb, cheat me huh, think i'm first time there and i'm first time bonker
then sian liao...
then took off her everything, and wow, she has pink and pretty tits
sucks and played with them
then took off her skirts and everything, shaved pussy!

well, at this time, my bro mari kita
and i wanted to ask for more

now something made me more dulan...
i lied down on the bed,
she lied on my body, but she didnt do anything, just kept "hehe" all the time!!!
she just like the doll cannot do anything
wakao...
then i said, i wanted to go in, make it bigger n suck it
then she said, bj with condom
ok, steady
i said no problem
then she lied down there and told me to pass her the condom...

oi oi oi...u serve me or i serve u??????
i turned my back and went to get her the condom...
fuck...i'm so dulan now
then she asked me to put on the condom myself!
knn..........is she crazy???
then i said i dunno how to put, u put
then she put, and then suck and lick
after a few seconds, she said, "you can come in"
"you can do whatever u want, if you did something i dun like, i'll say stop"
nabe...wtf
then i put in, i'm at the top...
after a few strokes, she just "hehe" and other then that
nothing!!!!
kao man....this time my fire to the top
i stopped, and said i want to stop
i really cant continue...i'd rather wasted my money to fuck this bitch
what's all about??? i paid money, i didnt fuck you free!
i said to her
then she just hehe, and brought me to shower
fuck...
bros, if anyone happen to come to chch, dun find this girl!
she sucks!
dun cheat by her look and her age
she's just 19 i was told

aiiiiiii
wasted 100nz
knn.....
what a bad day~

[Rainman]

Hehe..

What a joke. Sorry to hear that man.... I would jack off on her face with my HJ....Sigh

[guzzler]

Agree about the caucasion girls. Totally different attitude and approach.

Either that or she was laughing about the itty bitty didi you got??????


Just kidding Bro! Couldn't resist. Better luck next time.

[khunchin]

what do u expect. They r pro (meaning working as a job so normal SOP) n we asian always r second class to them. wan service? go LOS.......

[nzkaki]

Originally Posted by guzzler

Agree about the caucasion girls. Totally different attitude and approach.

Either that or she was laughing about the itty bitty didi you got??????


Just kidding Bro! Couldn't resist. Better luck next time.

maybe u r right

hehe