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Originally Posted by Harvest

Under such IA situation, it's either HJ until dickhead swollen or the girl sprains her wrist lor. HAHAHAHA That reminds me last time VIP got one ang pai who was very direct and outspoken to customers who IA... she will lecture them to drink the tongkat ali kopi first before calling her again. Still remember her?? Think she was 2XX? HAHAHAHA
Ya, Lan La looks like a refugee. I was also scared to break her fragile bones when bonking her last time. Had to go gentle on her. Hahahaha Nana was the perfect match for you, dai gor. Actually I was expecting her to become your tirak. HAHAHAHA

KC show season 2 started le! The opening: When our Datuk arrived, 泰国老师 was so happy she was literally jumping with joy. But then when 越南护士 gave him "the stare", he decided to follow his heart to choose her... 泰国老师 still 勉强 squeezed a weak smile at him as they walk into the corridor but after that her face became very black le... HAHAHAHAHA I shall let bro Norigo narrate the ending.

I admit I was tempted to follow her to Chiangmai after Nana completed her stint in Aman. But if my OC discover this, all hell will break loose and my dick will be on the chopping board. So I chicken out. Moreover you know how powerful the Women's Charter is... Woes of a married man! Sigh.
I'm seriously curious about how intense "the stare" looks like... but if it works on our Datuk, it should be quite electrifying. Lol

Originally Posted by norigo77

Plus now we are approaching CNY, rates will continue to be unfavourable at least for the short term. Jib gor still got strong political influence and financial backing. If his remaining jail sentence can be "downgraded" to house arrest, then there is likelihood he could be released earlier than planned, or pardoned by the Ah Gong on grounds of "good behaviour". If Donald Trump who is a convicted felon can become president again, I don't see why Jib gor can't??

Mr JN was totally charmed that time and floating on cloud 9. But he was new to CS that time so wasn't mentally prepared to tio gong tao... Bwahahaha but luckily he forced himself to stop going JB and cut off comms so I think the financial bleed should have stopped liao.
Wahahahaha! Ya, 泰国老师 looked very despondent at the moment of truth but she tried to put up a strong front. Then later you and I also chose our respective girls and went to our rooms. When I came out, our Datuk also just finish his session (almost an hour!?) and still whispering sweet nothings to 越南护士 along the corridor while she giggles like a little girl and grabbing his arm. Back to the canteen, you came out shortly to join us. Our Datuk then excused himself to use the loo... Ay! 越南护士 suddenly appeared from behind and slapped his bums playfully while walking towards her next customer. But our datuk also a gentleman lah. He just ignored her and smiled at 泰国老师 instead to do damage control... making 泰国老师 a happy girl again. BWAHAHAHAHA

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Rates update: Had dropped to 3.23 in SG and 3.20 in MY over the first 2 days of CNY but recovering to 3.27 on the interbank market as I am typing.
Yea, anything can happen in politics esp in Bolehland. Policies flip flop like roti prata. My gut feel tells me Jib gor will be a free man sooner than later. Jib gor 万岁! Lol
Surprises me how playful 越南护士 can be. Guess we have all been deceived by her guai guai looks. Lol After reading all you guys' juicy FRs it looks like some new gems have been unearthed. No wonder lady boss is already laughing all the way to the bank. Glad you guys had fun. I'm so envious.

Originally Posted by tarma69

Walao! Coolie poor like a church mouse don't even use an iPhone myself.

As my 师傅 always says... “警擦先生，我是无辜的!!"

That is pure BS. For the sake of her mental health, pls go buy your favourite sweetie pie an iPhone and sayang her. Lol!

Originally Posted by tarma69

Old uncle me also feel insecure. Like anytime when I look into her eyes I might get emotionally electrocuted!

Yup. Old uncle me also got an initial shock when I saw that threat in the Aman CG. But again, cases like these already happened way, way back during our GL150 days. So it's really nothing new under sun. Maybe the average amount cheated just keeps getting bigger to keep up with inflation... Just look at how many millions Sillyporeans got scammed every month.
Walao! That was so embarrassing. Can I sue 越南护士 for sexual harassment??
泰国老师 is a very nice girl. Old uncle me shall buy some som tum to sayang her next time.

Wishing all bros a happy and prosperous Year of the Snake! Huat Ahh!!

That's some serious stare. I must go see it for myself one day. No girls has ever made our Datuk feel so emotionally vulnerable before. Lol!
When I saw that threat in Aman CG I did ask what happened. Even Cindy was concerned. I hope the case has been resolved peacefully. Don't want to step into Aman one day to find a nasty crime of passion scene unfolding. Lol
Sure, you can sue 越南护士 for all you want but the court will simply throw the case back at your face. At most maybe fine her rm100 for being a public nuisance?? Lol!
Som Tum is more common in Isaan region but I'm sure 泰国老师 will appreciate our Datuk's kind gesture. Or better still: treat her to some authentic Lanna dishes on coming V day to make merit and have your "sins" forgiven. Lol!!

Happy CNY, bros!! Huat huat huat!!

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I can see why 29 is machiam bullet train with her customers.....I also lasted very quick with her strong GF skills. Saw another bro finished within 25mins.
To me yes it felt short, but was sextisfied.
She surely is a hot commodity there now.