Serious Ruler Loong issues a decree for Wayang Imperial Court session to denounce reb

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PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong issued a decree on Monday (Jun 19), ordering peasants to take his side and only believe his version of the dispute between him and his rebellious siblings over the Mansion of their late father and Dictator, Lee Kuan Yew, at 38 Oxley Road.

Ruler Loong said he is deeply displeased that the dispute has made him and the regime look like dumb dumbs. The scandal will not weaken him and his Imperial Grand Council from ruling Peasantpore.

Ruler Loong also said that he will issue a decree to refute the allegations, when Imperial Court sits on Jul 3.
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Possibly some measures to punish his dissenting kinsman, read how Yongzhen dealt with his feuding brothers after his father passed away.

Ruler Loong's decree is reproduced below:

"Peasants have been disturbed and confused by news of the private tussle between my Jane Austen inspired rebellious siblings and me. I deeply displeased that their cannon fire worked better than Labour Pariahs and has made me look like Dumb Dumb.

As your Ruler, I apologise to you for this. And as the Paramount Leader of the House of Lee, it grieves me to think of the anguish that this would have caused our parents if they were still alive and know that I will fix them very soon.

Decree to all Peasants
I, Ruler Loong, had done everything possible to avoid demolishing the Oxley Mansion because it will become a Personalty Cult monument.

Rebels led by Princess Ling and Yang object to my grand plan.

I proceed to bully Prince Yang.

I ordered Prince Yang to buy out my share and force him to donate half the proceeds to charity to frustrate him knowing Old Autocrat says no need to donate to charity for private property sales.

I completed a series complex "wayang" to balk Princess Ling and Prince Yang.

I promise that I do not take part in any regime decisions on the Mansion. But I very evil, by coincidence, my Minions catch my hint after I voice out concerns and they form a Minions' Committee to balk them.

These rebels decided to go public and expose my antics.

Any idiot can see, I kept my promise, shut my mouth thereafter and Duke Teo Ah Hean understands my wishes and desires and get the secret committee to harass Princess Ling and Prince Yang.

Princess Ling and Prince Yang succeeded in defying my secret decree to turn the Mansion into a monument and mask me as a cheap Persian merchant by going to social media.

I have read how Tang Taizong killed his siblings. I understood how Yongzhen imprisoned his brothers or banish his rebellious siblings.

When Imperial Court sits on Jul 3, 2017, I will issue a decree denounce Princess Ling and Prince Yang and demote them to ordinary peasants. Their accomplices will be rounded issue warning letters amid more surveillance. More details will be revealed when necessary to serve as warning.

I have ordered that the PAP party whip be lifted and I urge all Peasants' Representatives, including the Labour Pariah, to obey my decree and denounce the rebels sarpoking Princess Ling and Prince Yang.

This drama will not weaken me, I continue to Rule Peasantpore.

We are only learning from North Korea to start a Personalty Cult using the Oxley Mansion as a starting point. There is only the Ruler Loong's Way and the Wrong Way.

Hear and Obey."


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