Angeles City (Balibago) Tips - Page 97

Ah_Hia · #**1441** 06-09-2010, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by etsys

Or you can stick to the Filipino suggestion of "HIGH EGG MEAL GIVES MORE JUICE AND LONGER STANDING POWER"

ooopss .. forget that: you may end up dead on a high colesterol diet ..

Hope they can find some food to increase their brain effectiveness instead.

madmaster · #**1442** 06-09-2010, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by norice

Madmaster,

You got to go to AC too! Great place to visit, drink and have fun with the girls! I enjoyed the trip immensely!

Bro norice,

Glad to hear u had so much fun there! Perhaps i shld sacrifice my next bkk trip for a change.. haha!

Stay healthy

etsys · #**1443** 06-09-2010, 05:08 PM

Ah_Hia : you so bad .. for once I thought the kababayans figured out something right

you just broke my heard .. ha haaaaaaaa

Ah_Hia · #**1444** 06-09-2010, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by etsys

Ah_Hia : you so bad .. for once I thought the kababayans figured out something right

you just broke my heard .. ha haaaaaaaa

Well, it's the sad truth isn't it ?

norice · #**1445** 06-09-2010, 09:52 PM

Ah Hia,

What do you call that drink made of lime juice in Filipino? You can either order with sugar or without sugar. That will be my standard drink with San Miguel Ice! Remember Tharn Thong Spa, they have several attractive new girls to fool around! Also, it's raining cats and dogs in Bangkok! I wish I was in AC, only 15 more days!

southaddress · #**1446** 07-09-2010, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by norice

Ah Hia,

What do you call that drink made of lime juice in Filipino? You can either order with sugar or without sugar. That will be my standard drink with San Miguel Ice! Remember Tharn Thong Spa, they have several attractive new girls to fool around! Also, it's raining cats and dogs in Bangkok! I wish I was in AC, only 15 more days!

Its called kalamancha,

Rather than having eggs easy, you should try eggs with chicken in them. That's meant to make your brother high naturally. Increase your production.

Must try in AC. AH Hia will tell you what its called.

southaddress · #**1447** 07-09-2010, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by seeruare

Hi Bro, Be in Ac shortly, looking for nicelooking large natural breasts, any suggestion from experienced fellows??? thanks in advance

There is only one guru about AC. AH Hia.

He got PHD in AC Affairs. If he does not know something about AC its just not worth knowing.

southaddress · #**1448** 07-09-2010, 02:57 AM

I just remembered some thing funny we did.

We were talking to this bar girl. me and AH Hai.

Conversation goes like this

After bit of talking to this girl, (this girl sitting between me and AH Hai)

me to the girl: R you good at blow job

girl: I do not know how to do blow job

Me: I will teach you

Girl: hmmm

AH Hai: he got diploma in teaching blow job.

Girl: really

AH Hai: he is good, he got certificate.

This was so funny.

Ah_Hia · #**1449** 07-09-2010, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by norice

Ah Hia,

What do you call that drink made of lime juice in Filipino? Remember Tharn Thong Spa,

Calamansi aka Lime Juice

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Originally Posted by southaddress

Must try in AC. AH Hia will tell you what its called.

That's balut.
Balut

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Originally Posted by southaddress

There is only one guru about AC. AH Hia.

He got PHD in AC Affairs. If he does not know something about AC its just not worth knowing.

U are too generous with ur compliments.
There are many others here who have much more frequent flier miles than me. I didn't start this AC thread.
I read a thread here before i embarked on my first journey.

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Originally Posted by southaddress

I just remembered some thing funny we did.

We did alot of funny things in the bar.
Remember me asking a waitress to find a girl with a particular number tag ?

norice · #**1450** 07-09-2010, 10:37 AM

Ah Hia and Southaddress,

I want to thank both of you for making my virgin trip to AC a tremendous success! I completed my basic training and received Buck Private ranking from the General and Colonel of AC Troop! I hope, I can be promoted to higher ranking soon!

Do they sell popsicles in AC, it's lot easier to demonstrate how to perform BJs with popsicle than using cucumbers or fingers! I remember back in 1996 and 1997, no bar girls in AC gave BJs but now it's frequent due to porn movies and customers' demand! The major problems are not enough suction generated and they're just doing the motion! So demonstrate on their areolas and nipples, show them how much suction needed to satisfy the customer!

I hope, F Troops are able to plan another specific reconnaissance mission to AC, next year! I'll bring bunch of panties from Bangkok to share with F Troops and spread he goodies to all the bar girls of AC!

Ah_Hia · #**1451** 07-09-2010, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by norice

Do they sell popsicles in AC, it's lot easier to demonstrate how to perform BJs with popsicle than using cucumbers or fingers!

They are for sale in the supermarkets.
Get those with the glow lights attached.

Else u can always bring from Bkk.
Go to Tesco or Carrefour hypermarts and buy bag loads of them.

Have fun.

norice · #**1452** 07-09-2010, 01:05 PM

Ah Hia,
Or, I could smear liquid chocolate on my small rod and tell her to just lick and suck the chocolate off the head! Popsicles sound better but I need to be kinky to get my rocks off soon! Also, I could soak my corona in the creme de menthe for 10 minutes and tell her suck it but she might get drunk! KINKY

etsys · #**1453** 07-09-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ah_Hia

That's balut.
Balut

That is one food item that I will only force into my mouth if somebody holds a gun to my head - even then I may choose to die with a bullet in my head that eat Balut

I used to see a few girls eating Balut in Makati City (Anybody recall Makati City @ OT ??? ) and I mark them off, and if any of them approach me I just tell them to get a tooth brush and brush their mouth and gargle before coming near me again

And if anybody was still persistant, I used to get them drinks and tell them to sit far away from me !!!!!!

Ah_Hia · #**1454** 07-09-2010, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by norice

Ah Hia,
Or, I could smear liquid chocolate on my small rod and tell her to just lick and suck the chocolate off the head! Popsicles sound better but I need to be kinky to get my rocks off soon! Also, I could soak my corona in the creme de menthe for 10 minutes and tell her suck it but she might get drunk! KINKY

Sometimes the girls dun have their toothbrushes with them when they go for barfine.
So let them use ur "toothbrush". Squeeze some paste onto the head and let them brush.

OodN · #**1455** 07-09-2010, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by norice

Ah Hia,
Or, I could smear liquid chocolate on my small rod and tell her to just lick and suck the chocolate off the head! Popsicles sound better but I need to be kinky to get my rocks off soon! Also, I could soak my corona in the creme de menthe for 10 minutes and tell her suck it but she might get drunk! KINKY

Bro Norice,

You are one funny guy that I'd like to meet. Sad to say I can't be in AC during those few dates you mentioned. But do keep all posted as I may jolly well arrange a trip down to meet up with some mongers at other trips.

I'd also like to buy the other guys here a drink if we meet in AC. A newbie like me could learn a lot more from the lao jiaos. Meanwhile have lots of fun in AC. I envy all of you.