Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)

[sex4LiFe]

[QUOTE=lychee-martini;3870914]Please read my first post for my explanation regarding WHY I came to SBF to look for an FB.

My intentions are none other than what I stated in my first post.

Simple as that. Period.

A good weekend to you too.

Lychee oh lychee,

Of coz I did read your starting post.. but then again, I'm still skeptical.
It's not the first-day I'm here.

Well, the good thing is so far, it seems you did met up with a few guys and you'd prove me right about 2 things -

1. You are indeed attractive; and
2. Our local women are really getting more open and daring nowadays.

hmmm, maybe it's time for me to hunt around and change a FB.
Care to consider this as my application?

[cherrignon]

are the 2 bros that met Lychee Her Highness too stunned to post any comments about their meeting?

[hoosdathu]

Originally Posted by all4great2

Jimmy Choo Shoes

wow,,, looks really classy.
good taste!

[milffella]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Alright, pardon my humourous thread title. I am simply in need of a gentleman who can be my activity partner.

I just need someone who I can share my life with. Not being romantic or such. I mean to say someone who is not just an FB; but also a friend I can wine and dine with, have intelligent conversations with, and I might(?) get zapped for saying this- go shopping with. It's just that I have so much free time!!! I could do with some company.

A self-introduction
I am 23, chinese, above-average to good-looking depending on subjective male opinion, above average height- in between 1.65m-1.7m, 34-24-34 in vital statistics, small C/D cup, quite toned but still curvy, rather fair, rather slim. I have long curly/wavy black hair, no tattoos, no weird piercings. I don't smoke, drink quite abit, am well-groomed, very horny/wild, ETC.

Basically, I like to believe I am quite alright looks-wise but I know I'm no supermodel. Appearance is truly subjective and a matter of preference. One man's meat is another man's poison, as often quoted around here.

Criteria

1. -Chinese male
2. -Above 1.7m (I love to wear heels and may end up taller.)
3. -Age 26 and above
4. -Average-looking and above
5. -Toned/Fit
6. -Skilled lover
7. -Gentlemanly/Caring
8. -Will be there for me when I need him. (Not unreasonable-beck-and-call type but more of reachable-during-emergencies type.)
9. -Will gladly buy me a pair of nice shoes every month. (If you feel I don't deserve it at any point in time, I will pay out of my own pocket.)
10. -Must fulfill all above criteria.

I ask for alot and take alot because I also have much to give. My logic is that it makes no sense to go lower than what I already have. My FB's are mostly rich playboys... but they're all busy and some are real dickheads. I just want an experienced player who can charm me.

I know someone will definitely say something like: "You think what?! You golden cunt/CB/abalone ah?" OR "School holidays! Must be another joker!" OR "If really so pretty why cannot find outside?"
The reason why I post here is that any agenda/motive can be openly declared and laid bare, unlike in the real world where there's so much hesitation and doubt because you're not sure what the other party wants/is thinking; which is why I am making it clear right here, rather than going to some club and ending up with with a ONS.

Interested parties please PM me or send an email to [email protected] with as much detail about yourself as possible and kindly attach a recent picture of yourself. NPNT! (No picture, no talk!) Thank you.

p/s If you do not fulfill half the criteria, please don't bother trying your luck. Sorry, just being realistic.

hmm, feel that a girl with standard, need not come here to post, this place is infested with fugly, fat old desperate men who go to call whores.....

[lychee-martini]

Originally Posted by milffella

hmm, feel that a girl with standard, need not come here to post, this place is infested with fugly, fat old desperate men who go to call whores.....

Don't believe I am of high standards? Your loss. I am definitely too hot for non-believers like you to handle.

Plus, I'm sure you didn't read my first post properly. I already explained in a very succinct manner the reason why, although I'm not fugly, I choose to use this channel. I will repeat: Agendas cannot be laid bare in the real world. It's not possible to simply walk up to someone and ask them to be your FB.

7 guys have met me already, and they said nothing because either I rejected them or they want to keep me for themselves. That's all. Nothing more to it.

[milffella]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Don't believe I am of high standards? Your loss. I am definitely too hot for non-believers like you to handle.

Plus, I'm sure you didn't read my first post properly. I already explained in a very succinct manner the reason why, although I'm not fugly, I choose to use this channel. I will repeat: Agendas cannot be laid bare in the real world. It's not possible to simply walk up to someone and ask them to be your FB.

7 guys have met me already, and they said nothing because either I rejected them or they want to keep me for themselves. That's all. Nothing more to it.

you mean your loss

[lychee-martini]

Originally Posted by blackknight24

i am pretty sure you didnt read milffella's sentence properly enough....

So you're saying he meant it in a positive light? He sure sounded damn cocky.

[lychee-martini]

He is no concern of mine. He certainly doesn't charm me. Car sales men get chicks because they are fucking persuasive... in spite of lacking a proper package.

Anyways... His points already so low, don't have to be so mean as to zap him. It makes no difference.

[sex4LiFe]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

He is no concern of mine. He certainly doesn't charm me. Car sales men get chicks because they are fucking persuasive... in spite of lacking a proper package.

Anyways... His points already so low, don't have to be so mean as to zap him. It makes no difference.

Morning lychee,

u're an early bird, just like me.
well, make it "3" early birds instead.

by e way, i've replied to ya PM.
cheers!

[mouse73]

probably us guys have a boring friday night... i'm onli up on weekday... no offence.

cheers

[mbam]

Yet, they refuse..."%2[/QUOTE]
Wah..didnt know there are so many hidden meanings within a line, I got it Tasty daddy! Thank you!

[Minty Mint]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

7 guys have met me already, and they said nothing because either I rejected them or they want to keep me for themselves. That's all. Nothing more to it.

Hey lychee-martini, how you doing?

You had met up with the 7 gentlemen in SBF. And none of them came close for your criterion?

[MelonEater]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Don't believe I am of high standards? Your loss. I am definitely too hot for non-believers like you to handle.

Plus, I'm sure you didn't read my first post properly. I already explained in a very succinct manner the reason why, although I'm not fugly, I choose to use this channel. I will repeat: Agendas cannot be laid bare in the real world. It's not possible to simply walk up to someone and ask them to be your FB.

7 guys have met me already, and they said nothing because either I rejected them or they want to keep me for themselves. That's all. Nothing more to it.

hi, so did any samster manage to pop your lychee? any steaming hot FR to share?

[codicerous]

hello bros,

though I have not personally met up with TS, but yup she IS real, and she's not fugly... or anything, definitely an attractive lady still keeping contact with her... KIV KIV .. hehe....

lychee-martini,
sorry have been quite busy with work recently... so hopefully will be free-er soon... then hopefully we can meet up for a nice dinner and some drinks, then we can see how things proceed from there

as to all the flaming in here..... one man's meat is another's poison... if she doesn't choose you or you don't choose her... just move on .... life's too short.. if you continue to hang around here, no FBs for you .... hehe...

[codicerous]

Originally Posted by blackknight24

thats sounds so pathetic , seems like you need OR CAN to find 'FB' only from here, geez. that shows how charming you are le......how would this lychee be even the least attracted to you. can see you trying very hard, but a TRYER indeed. how many time rejected? ALL AMERICAN REJECTS
for your case hor, i think you can only continue to KIO KUAY only in BKK, or u come back to singapore after rhinoplastic surgery in BKK lor.

hahaha... kae lah .. i gib u 4 green tea... dun say dun haf .... haha...