Jakarta Info

[aakumu]

Hi bro,
Here is something from the Jakarta post.


Women urged to slap their men for cash
Nury Vittachi, Bangkok | Sun, 10/30/2011 5:00 AM A | A | A |
Watch out, guys. Women in Asia are bringing back slapping. Your cheeks may be in severe danger. While domestic violence is generally seen in a negative light, especially if it involves spouses murdering each other, the female-to-male face-slap is seen as something quite different. It’s an elegant little act, designed to shock men and empower women.

A new scheme in which women earn cash rewards every time they slap their husbands has been running for six months in India, and feedback has been positive among women, and some men too.

I am not making this up. I heard it from reader Anya B., who forwarded me hard evidence. In the current scheme, you get 1,000 rupees (US$20) each time you wallop your guy to a maximum of 10,000 rupees. Payments are sponsored by industrialist turned politician TG Venkatesh, the Deccan Herald reported. The scene is running in Andhra Pradesh, but enthusiasts are hoping it will spread around India, and possibly the world.

This is how you do it. 1) Wait for your husband to commit a sin. (Most popular so far is drinking too much.) 2) Gather witnesses. 3) Wait for moment of surprise. 4) Sharply slap your right palm against his left cheek (reverse if left-handed). 5) Fold arms, don air of superiority and give him the look.

The presence of witnesses maximizes humiliation and stops him fighting back. Their statements provide evidence for your cash claim. It really works. So far, 210 women have received money.

Anya said: “It only applies to slapping. There’s no bonus for tormenting your husband in other ways. That you just do for the pleasure of it.”

A man entered a supermarket, put an ice cream into his underpants, and then walked out, retrieving it later to eat. He was taken to a Florida police station, UPI reported last week. Surely a hospital would have been better?

Reader Karuna Menon was walking past a group of anti-greed protestors in front of a bank when he had a good idea. In Asia, just hanging out on the street is not going to work. “They’ll probably be mistaken for out of work maids,” he said. Instead, they should “stand in a neat queue” outside the bank. “Within a few hours, most of the living population will join the queue,” he said. “The queue will be so long that it will close down the entire financial district.”

Good idea. Those of us with long memories will remember occasions in Asia when rain showers cause bus queues to take shelter near banks, triggering massive bank runs. I bet the weather angels have a real giggle whenever that happens.

A reader tells me that some Swanson brand frozen dinners have a line on the box saying: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” Note this is only a suggestion. If you prefer to bite into frozen rock, go ahead.

Three things Confucius didn’t say but would have if he lived in these times: 1) Man who runs in front of car gets tired. 2) Man who runs behind car gets exhausted. 3) Man who drives like hell, bound to get there.

Why would you want to be treated this in Jakarta when you can it at home.....hahahaha....

My humble two cents.

[klguylate30s]

What has all your recent postings got to do with cheonging may I ask?

[aakumu]

Hi bro,
flight Costing and girls behaviors.
hahahaha......

My humble two cents

[Xerus]

Originally Posted by newbird9403

Bro not sure which date you are in town. Be advised, 5 Nov is Haji and all joints will be closed. Usually on the eve of a Muslim Religious Holiday, all hanky panky joints are closed. Need to confirm this though.

Sparks Spa is located next to the swimming pool. When you enter, the usual greetings and welcome by the GRO, show you to a sofa and ask what interest you. You go for thematic massage, the damage is 790k nett. Choose your girl from the line up, and then tell her the theme that interest you. A couple of minutes later, you will be shown the theme room.

Enjoy yourself.

Thanks bro .. in view of the potential restriction of freedom during Korban, have decided to postpone trip to the subsequent week. I guess should be safe by then.. on the thematic , what is normally covered under the package ? can we have the option to choose the service provider ?

[aakumu]

Hi bro,
Hotel in good area should be a Mangga Besar or Gunuung Sari.
Very close to most action.


My humble two cents.

[newbird9403]

Originally Posted by Xerus

Thanks bro .. in view of the potential restriction of freedom during Korban, have decided to postpone trip to the subsequent week. I guess should be safe by then.. on the thematic , what is normally covered under the package ? can we have the option to choose the service provider ?

Sure, the service providers are lined up for you to choose. Take the one that fancy you most. Then discuss the theme you want with her and she will go and prepare herself. Say for example you want a nurse. The girl will dress up in a nurse uniform and attend to you in an X - Ray Room.

[newbird9403]

Confirmed CJ is closed this coming Sat and Sun in view of Haji. I take it that all the other joints are affected.

This coming weekends, no thrill deh.

[hayhay]

hi bro,
is there any massage joint near the airport? will be there to jakarta 4-6 nov for transit and i have 5hrs before the my next transit flight

[newbird9403]

Originally Posted by hayhay

hi bro,
is there any massage joint near the airport? will be there to jakarta 4-6 nov for transit and i have 5hrs before the my next transit flight

4 still open, 5 and 6 all close.

[klguylate30s]

Yah & ur usual BS isn't it mr conman! Now I know how you got your 1300+ postings by posting BS like these eh???

Originally Posted by aakumu

Hi bro,
flight Costing and girls behaviors.
hahahaha......

My humble two cents

[hayhay]

Originally Posted by newbird9403

4 still open, 5 and 6 all close.

Huh? Thanks bro then got nothing to do there

[aakumu]

Hi bro,
Those dates might not be so bad as there will be a lot of clubs and bars in the south that will be open.
As there will be places that cater to the Western crowds, so the girls will hang out there too.
Hope this could help.

My humble two cents.

[Balthas]

Ho shit wasted 2 nights then -_-. Ah well I'm sure i can find something, at elevated prices

Originally Posted by newbird9403

4 still open, 5 and 6 all close.

[Balthas]

By the way, if any bros are 'unlucky' enough to be stuck in JKT over this Qurban weekend, drop me a line here. We can meet up and hopefully find a place to drink lol

[euphoric]

Seems like we have quite a few bros here in jkt. I'll be in jkt over the 11-13th weekend. Would be nice to catch up with you guys and hunt some grounds. Pm me ya?