Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 809

Hurricane88 · #**12121** 30-08-2020, 10:18 AM

BREAKING NEWS:

Bill Gates resigns as
Chairman of Microsoft after receiving the following letter from an African Man ..

"Dear Sir,

I haf some kweshin to ask:

Namba Wan - The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba Too - There is a 'Start' button but no 'Stop' button, where is it?

Namba Tree - I have already learned Microsoft Word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?

Namba Por - There is a recycle bin but... There is no one who comes to collect the bin.

Pynali ..eh fersonal question: Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?"

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CuntChunSing · #**12122** 30-08-2020, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Pappie bitch

35cents · #**12123** 30-08-2020, 05:15 PM

makes lotsa sense... nice one!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

BREAKING NEWS:

Bill Gates resigns as
Chairman of Microsoft after receiving the following letter from an African Man ..

"Dear Sir,

I haf some kweshin to ask:

Namba Wan - The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba Too - There is a 'Start' button but no 'Stop' button, where is it?

Namba Tree - I have already learned Microsoft Word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?

Namba Por - There is a recycle bin but... There is no one who comes to collect the bin.

Pynali ..eh fersonal question: Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?"

🤣😂😂🤣

Masterl23 · #**12124** 01-09-2020, 08:49 AM

love all the jokes being shared.... please do keep on sharing bros...

Hurricane88 · #**12125** 02-09-2020, 04:56 AM

*Tomorrow is The Hungry Ghost Festival* 👻👻👻, 1st September, 14th day, 7th month of the Chinese lunar calendar,
so *Be Careful* about everything...
*Be Very Careful* 👻

I just went to eat noodles, and a young man walked in and ordered two bowls of noodles.
He ate one bowl, and put the other bowl opposite him, and put a pair of chopsticks...

The young man said to the empty seat: _"It's another year, are you hungry? Eat la!_

While eating, he was talking and laughing towards the empty seat.

The noodle boss was stunned, his scalp was numb and his whole body got goose bumps... He remembers that this is the hungry ghost month. 😬

When the noodles were almost finished, the young man said to the empty seat:
_I will buy two drinks next door and come back soon..._

The noodle boss, still very confused, watched the young man just walk out.

Five minutes...ten minutes...half an hour past... The young man yet to come back 🤔

When it is about time to close the stall, the young man still did not come back...

The noodle boss looked at the empty seat, trembling and said: _"Hey...Why hasn't your friend come back?_ 😬

The lady boss who was also there all these while hit the noodle boss's head:

*_"You stupid fool! That guy just con you for a free meal!"_*

*SO BE CAREFUL!*
People are so creative nowadays for a free meal! Even on hungry ghost month.
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Hurricane88 · #**12126** 02-09-2020, 04:56 AM

*Your Wife Is Your Wife*
A married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them.
They both knew it will bite them...
The husband lifted his wife to let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart.
The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little and ran away.
The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.
But his wife shouted "I've seen people throwing stones & sticks at dogs, this is the first time I see someone trying to throw his wife at a dog"

*Moral: A Wife is a Wife*

*"No one else can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband better, than a Wife.*"

HAPPY WORLDS HUSBAND DAY💁🏼‍♂.