The life of a typical singapore Ah beng

[diputs1269]

I like your beng story, now waiting next is the beng bang.

[LightningGalAss]

I also like your beng story, now waiting for next chapter

[Giansex]

Originally Posted by bomberbird

wa u all older than me. lol i was born in the mid 80s. my time is sparks tea dance. lol... ok continue story

Damn really hate myself in my secondary.sch for not.being a ah beng.love.the x-bra wore by ah lian.alway listen all story that lian very lok after eating pill.kena threesome etc

[bomberbird]

Originally Posted by Giansex

Damn really hate myself in my secondary.sch for not.being a ah beng.love.the x-bra wore by ah lian.alway listen all story that lian very lok after eating pill.kena threesome etc

those not ah lian already. those is seh ka. and yes they r v lok. when later part ice became the trend it was worse. according to legend, ice makes girls horny lol

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by bomberbird

Can't sleep so post one short chapter.

Den we have to be selfish to you, pray you every night cannot sleep, can write more. ......woo la la..

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by Turtle

Den we have to be selfish to you, pray you every night cannot sleep, can write more. ......woo la la..

Lol like that he will become panda..... later anyhow twist....

[BMW69]

Eagerly awaiting an update bro

[doombringer]

Originally Posted by bomberbird

Sorry for the long wait was busy over the weekend. So here we are back to the story.

i decided that PQ and me isnt going to work out and i need to talk to her. But then and again i have never dumped a girl before so i think and think, the best way is still to use voice mail. ok dont flame me it my first time.

Me: Hey PQ. G here sorry i am quite cold towards you these few days. I am sure u have realised that our relationship is not like last time anymore. actually i drop u this voice mail to let you know that i think we should not go on anymore ok. Find a better guy. all the best.

The moment i hung up i was so happy i thought that my troubles are finally over. Little did i realise how desperate girls can be when u dump them. in the next 10 min my pager rang. it was a alphanumeric message.

PQ: baby can u call me pls i am at home.

i was scared so i decided to ignore it. she paged em non stop for the next 30 min until i bo bian give up and decided to give her the call. PQ was crying badly when i picked up the phone.

PQ: baby why are u doing this to me? what i do wrong u tell me i can change.

Me: we are just not suitable la.

PQ: what thing not suitable u tell me i change.

Me: u want to keep your body till marriage and i cant wait that long. sooner or later also will break up why not we just end now. chang tong bu ru duan tong.

PQ: but when u first got with me u know that i cant have sex what.

ME: at first i thought i can but now i know i cant take it ok? just let me go can anot?

PQ: if i make love with you will u be with me?

i was seriously considering this option. but then i gave it a thought and i realized my heart is no longer with her and not wantingto b an asshole i just told her

ME: its too late la. just leave me alone ok i got someone else already

PQ cried even harder.

PQ: who is it?

ME: its someone from my school. u dont need to know her name.

PQ: g why are you doing this to me it is so painful and my heart really feels like its broken.

ME: just forget me ok.

with that i hung up my phone. i was abit guilty but glad that i can now focus on KL with no worries.



next part will be how i got together with KL and had one of the best sex of my life for the next 3 years. pls stay tuned.

kinda respect u didnt up for free sex, although u were an ah beng but a smart and good one

[lonexiaobao]

Ai seh not bad... for a typical beng story...
For one, coming from a beng school knows this kind very common.. with all the act seh, charm the gals etc etc..

hahaha keep it up man.. waiting for your next chapter

[DapHn33333]

Nice story~ keep it up....make me think of secondary school days finding trouble.

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by lonexiaobao

Ai seh not bad... for a typical beng story...
For one, coming from a beng school knows this kind very common.. with all the act seh, charm the gals etc etc..

hahaha keep it up man.. waiting for your next chapter

if anyone see one of these act 'seh' bengs on the street with their girls, just approach and tell them you are Power Tan's friend and their girls will immediately dump them and follow you.

That's the difference between act 'seh' and the real 'seh'.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[Giansex]

Yo ah yo.why no more update??ai yo mai yo

[Mr_don_juan]

Aww ah awww.. camping for the next episode. Good story loh ts.

[Putin]

Really nice writing

[acidicavex]

Where is the Ah bomb beng?????