Maid for Sex - Page 8

laodi123456789 · #**106** 02-08-2004, 10:29 AM

Gentlemen

Your enthusiasm for the maid is commendable, but I would like to kindly suggest you read the thread b4 you post.

Having read the thread U will notice that the maid is not available for now and that u r supposed to wait for notice from bro proprimate b4 u can arrange for contact.

And furthermore the terms of the deal for new clients so far is that u give ur contact details and the maid will then follow up by contacting u or arranging an appt thru bro proprimate. Regulars who have already visited the maid will have different terms and conditions.

In short RTFT - That is Read the Fanciful Thread

Happy cheonging

Downers · #**107** 02-08-2004, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by laodi123456789

Gentlemen

Your enthusiasm for the maid is commendable, but I would like to kindly suggest you read the thread b4 you post.

Having read the thread U will notice that the maid is not available for now and that u r supposed to wait for notice from bro proprimate b4 u can arrange for contact.

And furthermore the terms of the deal for new clients so far is that u give ur contact details and the maid will then follow up by contacting u or arranging an appt thru bro proprimate. Regulars who have already visited the maid will have different terms and conditions.

In short RTFT - That is Read the Fanciful Thread

Happy cheonging

hahaha need to take queue number now ah???

brother proprimate can i take the first slot????

i missed out on the first time man....shiiittt

proprimate · #**108** 02-08-2004, 04:40 PM

Thanks to bro laodi12... for making it clear to bros out there about the *terms and conditions apply, statement. Still my pm box is always filled with messages asking for the maid. Hold on to ur brother as I will definitely inform u guys out there. I guess it would be a little hard for newbies as those who cheonged her would have her number once i mention she's on. Most likely they would be in the que first I guess. Pleas also, if u pass the number to ur kaki, make it known to the ger so that she would know the deal. Dun make life complicated.

Remember those with her number, I would suggest u just put it in simple language like:

'Tuesday, 11 am, 2hr, bright star, CAN?' would suffice. I dun wan her to ding dong with me and asking whatever else u write and need to translate. I got a life too remember?. For newbies, read the thread first b4 PM me, please.

Please please please I will inform when she is horny enough. Definitely, this time, I'll be first hehehehehe. Cheers!

laodi123456789 · #**109** 02-08-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by proprimate

Hold on to ur brother

U noe this reminds me of a joke.

Little Boy goes to mama who is washing dishes.
"mama I want to pee"
"Ok I take u to toilet, when I finish washing dishes"
"I wan ah ma to take me to pee"
"Ah ma! Why?"
"Her hand shakes"

RedIndian · #**110** 02-08-2004, 06:57 PM

This joke is contrary to the thing I know:

HEIGHT OF PATIENCE

Wait for the earth-quake to help one's last drop of pee to fall

dapimp · #**111** 03-08-2004, 12:08 AM

to wait is also a good thing coz by then ,she will have lots to cum for us..hehehehhehe

RedIndian · #**112** 03-08-2004, 02:46 PM

Coding of message reminds me the following story.

One little girl cannot hold bladder long and bothering her mother

"Mom, Peeeeeeeee...". Sometime, mother chatting with neighbours (or) in the party annoyed by the burst of laugh by friends. She invented a decent word "Song". Both are used to the conversation.

"Mom I want to sign a song."

"OK. Let's go"

One day mother is quite busy and asked her daughter to seek father's help.
He is in the middle of a chess game, and asked her to wait. After 5 minutes, she said "I can't wait, URGENT to sing a song"

"I am not in a position to move! Sing in my ear!"

She sang in his ear!!!

proprimate · #**113** 03-08-2004, 03:11 PM

This could be an old joke but it neber fails to make a girl u r banging to laugh to break the ice. Here it goes:

I ask," Who is the best goalkeeper in the world?"

Those with soccer knowledge will answer: Shmeicle, Dino Zoff, Peter Shilton, Edmund Wee, Ray Clemence, David Lee and so on (guess by now u should know how old I am hehehehe).

Then I answer,"NO, u(girl) are the best goalkeeper in the world. Coz it is oni u that can stop 2 balls at one time. Others can oni stop ONE!"

Muahhahahah.

On a serious note: received sms from maid out of the blue," bos thailand tuesday minggu depan(next week), c u can?"

Aha!Cheers!

Downers · #**114** 03-08-2004, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by proprimate

This could be an old joke but it neber fails to make a girl u r banging to laugh to break the ice. Here it goes:

I ask," Who is the best goalkeeper in the world?"

Those with soccer knowledge will answer: Shmeicle, Dino Zoff, Peter Shilton, Edmund Wee, Ray Clemence, David Lee and so on (guess by now u should know how old I am hehehehe).

Then I answer,"NO, u(girl) are the best goalkeeper in the world. Coz it is oni u that can stop 2 balls at one time. Others can oni stop ONE!"

Muahhahahah.

On a serious note: received sms from maid out of the blue," bos thailand tuesday minggu depan(next week), c u can?"

Aha!Cheers!

yeeepies!!! pole position from me hahaha.

shit still must wait until next week....

laodi123456789 · #**115** 03-08-2004, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by proprimate

This could be an old joke but it neber fails to make a girl u r banging to laugh to break the ice. Here it goes:

I ask," Who is the best goalkeeper in the world?"

Those with soccer knowledge will answer: Shmeicle, Dino Zoff, Peter Shilton, Edmund Wee, Ray Clemence, David Lee and so on (guess by now u should know how old I am hehehehe).

Then I answer,"NO, u(girl) are the best goalkeeper in the world. Coz it is oni u that can stop 2 balls at one time. Others can oni stop ONE!"

Muahhahahah.

Aha!Cheers!

Bro proprimate.. funny joke.. u think the ger will still laugh at 10pm when she heard the same joke 8 times that day.

"hi my name Fei Wong.. let me tell u a joke"
"ok"
"whos the best goal keeper...."

"Yala my name Eric Ng.. let me tell u a joke"
"ok wat is it"
"whos the best goalkeeper..."

"ni hao my name is william hung.. let me tell u joke"
"ok wat is it"
"whos the best goalkeeper..."

Downers · #**116** 03-08-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laodi123456789

Bro proprimate.. funny joke.. u think the ger will still laugh at 10pm when she heard the same joke 8 times that day.

"hi my name Fei Wong.. let me tell u a joke"
"ok"
"whos the best goal keeper...."

"Yala my name Eric Ng.. let me tell u a joke"
"ok wat is it"
"whos the best goalkeeper..."

"ni hao my name is william hung.. let me tell u joke"
"ok wat is it"
"whos the best goalkeeper..."

wah lau eh....she'll like think...how come everyone know the same joke....then she will know we all had some form of communication between us liao loh.

dapimp · #**117** 03-08-2004, 11:49 PM

wah ...hol say leow.....nex wek indo cusine.....brotha proprimate.CHiong AH!!!

Downers · #**118** 06-08-2004, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by proprimate

On a serious note: received sms from maid out of the blue," bos thailand tuesday minggu depan(next week), c u can?"

just wanna verify for myself and other brothers in doubt too.

heard that her boss is leaving for thailand again soon, so i presume she's free to roam again. But anyway how would the arrangement going to be like?

is brother proprimate going to help brothers arrange for appointments again or do we do that ourselves this time round?

if it's up to us to OTOT could brother proprimate please advice the lady to carefully write down the day's schedule and who she is going to meet? as i think alot of brothers are going to book her when she's free (including myself of course

) so i would like to clarify these doubts before action begins.

bunny · #**119** 06-08-2004, 09:58 AM

Wah bros, like that then might as well book room for her ... and then tell all bros (i.e. those who have her number to go down to hotel and then go shoot-shoot) ... maybe easier arrangement like that ... just friendly suggestion lah ... anyway I am definitely not in the list ... Cheers

proprimate · #**120** 06-08-2004, 12:00 PM

Bros,

Just attended a power workshop on management and i guess better put it to good use hehehehe. Okay.... Those with her numbers, own time own target. Ground rules to follow for those with amnesia:

Sms her in advance with SIMPLE English like:

Wednesday, 3pm, 2 hr, same hotel, can? (or for some Balestier)

or if calling, keep it as above.

Plus, if passing the number to ur colleagues, advise them to do the same.

Now.... for those who do not have or newbies, same procedure like in the earlier posts as to what to do. Remember, this is for bros who want serious fun and not chat chat and use for exchange coz again as I say, that will be the last u hear from her. She ever did show me a list of hp numbers that came to see her and those she cancelled for just ask ask talk cock sing song type.

Lastly, if speaking to her, please speak slowly as she is not that very good yet in English, comprehendo?

Okay...hope that helps coz I will be on reservist next week and I will try my utmost best to reply to those who PM me. No promises but will try. Remember those words "Oh my God" and "Yes yes yes" will bring a smile to those who cheonged her plus that wet pussy of hers. Cheers!