Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[KTVbuddy]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

this is so true.

[eggspert]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Cycling is bad for the Economy

*Hilarious but True* 😄

Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said :

Really nice to read.

Thank you and pls share more.

[TWBubbleTea]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Next joke

*Only 20 people* are allowed to gather for a funeral -
because the *spirit* has already left the body.

*1000's* are allowed to gather near a liquor shop -
because the *spirit is yet to leave the bottle.* 😄

Thanks boss

[gesher]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*Only 20 people* are allowed to gather for a funeral -
because the *spirit* has already left the body.

*1000's* are allowed to gather near a liquor shop -
because the *spirit is yet to leave the bottle.* 😄

I love spirit of liquor.

Thanks for nice jokes.

[HSBCrobber]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Very good share, thanks bro

[FLTelect]

Originally Posted by diputs1269

And remember to wear mask when you go out of your home.😄

And keep a safety distance

[crickat]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Can la, but remember to wear mask haha

[TheBlamingOne]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*2020 Economy of Singapore.*
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Employee: Boss, from tomorrow, I will go home at 6 pm sharp daily.

Boss: Why, what happened?

Employee: Sir my Salary is not sufficient for me. I want to drive Grab at night. I have to support my family.

Boss: Ok. Go ahead. But, if you feel hungry at night, come to Bukit Panjang.

Employee: Why Sir?

Boss: I sell satay there.

The boss also have sideline

[dyelook]

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[SBMEDSUP]

Originally Posted by dyelook

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Didn't catch the jokes?

So he is not trf money but rather showing fark face.

[starbuck]

Originally Posted by SBMEDSUP

Didn't catch the jokes?

So he is not trf money but rather showing fark face.

The honey is pure, the bees sting him while he collecting the honey.

[Hurricane88]

Pic jokes of the day...

[signo]

A man takes his wife to get tested

Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.

The doctor tells him, "Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer"

The man, clearly frustrated, asks, "Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?"

The doctor calmly suggests, "I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don't let her in."

[Kimjongpek]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Hahaha this is funny

[malaysiapig]

Originally Posted by ilovelife.now

A gay couple travelling on a plane

A gay couple (Jerry and Tom) are travelling on a plane.

"What if we had sex?" asks Jerry.

"Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it..."

"Nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!"

Jerry stands up and asks loudly:

"Could I have a napkin, please?"

Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc. Flight attendants pretend to not hear them, as they also don't give a damn.

"They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Tom.

So Jerry and Tom have wild sex on the plane.

Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth.

"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!"

"I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a napkin and he got fucked in the ass..."

Hahaha....