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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
It appeared to be a normal day, a bit idle really. No users came to pop by and load me with random requests, no messages on messenger, no tickets related to this site, no urgent emails that require my attention. So it's just a morning of clearing emails and doing the standard stuff. I did not need to go to the "safe" as that is a task for another day of the week - no point doing it early.
The messenger sounded. Who's looking for me... Angelina: heyyy Oh. My "favourite". Me: yo, simi daiji A: nothing la, bo daiji cannot find u ah Me: can, of cos can. chio bu msg me no issue A: die, i not chio bu u wun serve me ah Serve. Weird word to use. Me: bo la, I c u chio that's why I respond so fast A: Nonsense. A: So how's your sunday? Hais. Stupid way to start a convo. Me: it sucks. without the sucks. I typed without thinking. A: eh? mine also sucks but is today. dunno urs more suck or mine more suck Why did I even say the word "suck". Damnit. Me: what happened A: nothing la. someone irritated me today here Me: eh who? who dares to offend HR sia? A: that Willie la Willie is one of the leads from the engineering side. From what I know he is married with a kid. Spectacled guy, looks decent and tall and built, though probably he hadn't been going to the gym so some weight here and there. Me: huh? what abt him? A: nothing la. dun think i wanna talk abt it. Me: oh ok. anyway when u wan u can always share with me la. i can take all nonsense A: i can tell haha A minute gone and I was about to switch to my emails when the messenger pinged again. A: then u? sunday is bad ah? Me: yeah. not a good one. damn sians A: what happened? gf didn't do her work ah? WTF. Does she have sixth sense or what. Me: WTF what kind of question is that? A: wah, why it sounds like she really didn't do her work Me: yeah la yeah la A: yeah la is what I paused for 10 seconds. I was really frustrated and just let myself went automode. Me: yeah u guessed right A: huh really ah? so jialat? Me: yeah. she doesn't do that. A: serious? that bad? A: yeah la i understand A: my ah lao also same WAIT WHAT? What did I just read? Me: huh? A: yeah, me and ah lao already no do for a while liao A: he always complain work tired A: often home later than me A: sometimes I cook food cold liao den he come back A: i go reheat he niam me say no need A: den he straight go shower go slp A: i'm like left to clear the dishes A: sometimes i also sian just decide not to eat. he like dunno i wait for him like that Whoa that's too much info. Me: wah. that sounds...bad. Me: i'm sorry to hear that A: is ok. i used to it liao A: a bit sian liao A: sometimes at night wanna disturb him he also just turn ard slp A: or really the few times he bothered he just entertain me a bit den slp A: sometimes i play with toys beside him he also just slp WAIT WAIT WTF THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH INFO. My mind is twirling. Then I also noticed my manhood is filling up. Wait wait cool down matey. Me: ehm...am I supposed to know all this??? (dun mind me...those days I'm really damn noob and damn naive and innocent. I mean I'm not a virgin but I had not met someone this direct) A: wat u talking abt A: i just said it right A: or u think someone using my comp A: u wan to verify just come over my side lor No way am I going to do that. Crazy shit I need to settle down my hardon first! Me: no no that's not what I meant A: aiya we 2 also adults liao, shy what Me: eh true... Me: thanks for trusting me this way A: WAHAHAHAHHAAHA A: this is so damn polite A: your comp kana hack? Me: pls dun insult me with my entire dept ah Me: Later I ask my Lina-jie complain u Lina-jie was my mentor. Someone I deeply respected till this day. A: complain me what. sexual harassment? Me: careful. don't use those keywords A: huh??? IT will know????? Actually I don't know. I was trying to be safe. (later on I chanced upon an article that explicitly said no monitoring is done on the background on chats and only used for lawful or investigative purposes blablabla) Me: just in case la A: orh. thanks ah Me: is ok, welcum. Me: I mean, welcome. A: HAHAHAHAHAHHA u ah A: cannot come tio stuck issit Me: yeah correct lor Well since she started it...I think I can just be more free right? A: come tell me, what happened Me: no la, gf dun do all those one A: eh? all those? u mean what? A: not anything? Me: have. kiss lor. hug lor. A: ah? den...down there leh Me: eh hold lor. A: ah? hold? hold wat? Me: hold on (I literally meant hold on, I was replying to my colleague on one of the VIP tickets) A: hold on what? A: oei A: hold ur down there ah I was half in disbelief and half wanting to laugh out. Me: oei Me: y u so smart A: wah serious ah. that is bad. A: sorry ah A: this gf i think u can let go la A: see u like dis how u tahan? Me: seriously i also dunno lor Me: diy lor A: ah understand. same here Wah seh. That is so......such a weird conversation....... |
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Haha I think u all waited a while for more juicy update right. Paiseh ah life is like that, sometimes mundane sometimes juicy
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#94
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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
Why I working in server room don't have this juicy story huh? Haha.. Camp here
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#95
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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
cos server rooms alone won't get u ladies...sorry ah bro
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#96
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Haha yala bro. But once awhile will have those ladies came in with skirt, and u know the floorboards with ventilation opened ... I guessed inside should be very cold. Hehe
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#97
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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
Then u gonna test urself if u can get to warm her up liao...wahhahaha
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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
Great stuff TS
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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
If anyone could have probed into my mind, they would have seen my mouth gaping open.
Me: okay... A: hahaahah A: are u surprised i'm saying all dis A: i thot we adults shld be ok, furthermore u r guy Me: eh yes, I am a guy but... A: is ok la. u can be trusted. no worries I wonder what Angelina wanted to trust me on. Like really. Me: ehm, I'm not so sure if I am the nice guy you imagine me to be... A: huh? i think u r a nice guy, easy to chat with, funny guy A: i mean, what else can u do to me? This conversation is getting a lil out of hand. Me: well...i am after all a guy...den u also know my gf also cannot do anything for me, so u not scared meh? A: siao A: scared what? A: just talk only what. A: maybe u scared of me..haha Me: scared what A: that i will do something to u I was pretty sure the aircon was not faulty but I sure was perspiring like mad. Me: u really think u will do anything meh. More like I will jump on u if got chance A: hahahaha sure anot A: i am just a married woman that no one wants Me: eh... Me: dun like that say la Me: u are pretty attractive in ur own way. A: wah A: thx ah A: i know la hahaha A: but it's kinda nice to come from u. not from someone i do not want Eh? That is a suspicious comment, but at this point I did not catch anything - too warm too warm... Me: haha Me: is ok, compliments are free A: wah. u like dat say means u not serious issit A: humph I can imagine her pout. Damn I am lowering my defenses... Me: no la I am serious Me: maybe u single i single i'll go after u A: ah...ok A: i think that's good enuff for me. I did not know what she meant at that moment at all. My mind was in a whirl. A: anyway that day u said abt my food right. maybe see one day if we end work on time u can pop by my place for makan? Me: huh? oh...ok Me: sure...if you are ok A: wat do u mean A: of cos I ok la A: is I say one what. Me: oh ya hor. Me: ok la den see how lor, u let me know. ......is that an invitation? |
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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
Invitation to makan food, then makan something else.. or someone else?
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#101
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Maybe makan ‘seafood’ 😝
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#102
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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
New camper here
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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
New Camper here
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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
Haha u all radar up liao ah... All I can say is probably from here on are the excitable parts... Of cos also will have moments here and there abt feelings and what nots.
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Re: How I got myself with an ex-colleague...
Great thread. Luckily manage to come across your thread.
Up u with some juice.
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