My boring story...

[jlanjut]

Samuel should put a like button on every post...

Thanks for the updates and I must say you guys remind me of friends the comedy but r-rated version.

This is like how many seasons of twists and turns already?

[creght]

Wow, what a twisted and turn events that is unexpected.

Hoping to hear the New Year party gathering on the eve of countdown to 2025…

[junebaby]

Thank goodness I was clearing leave until next year.

If I had to wake up early to go to work on boxing day, even if work was a couple of metres away, I probably would have just fallen asleep on the sofa as by the time I managed to get any sleep, or rather, by the time Alicia and Tom stopped having sex, it was already 5am. I really have no idea how Mike slept through it all. I had my airpods in and was listening to music but somehow I could still hear the bed creaking, Alicia moaning, Tom groaning, various iterations of calling out to god and whoever.

Now if Tom had been hard and penetrating Alicia for that many hours, I might have been impressed, but I was pretty sure they took breaks in between, otherwise he might just die from a Maca overdose or sexual exhaustion.

Mike probably woke up around 8 or so as the sun was shining in but I was pretty sure there was no way he was going into the computer room to play his games as they were still inside. He'd be at risk of attack from an apparently starving Alicia.

I rolled around drifting in and out of sleep till 11 before dragging myself to the bathroom to wash up.

As I was sitting on the toilet bowl to pee, Mike came in.

Me: What's up?

M: You should smell the room.

Me: You went in?

M: Just to check if they were alive.

Me: And?

M: Maybe we need a new mattress or something.

Me: Right. So are they alive?

M: I think so. They appear to be breathing. Alicia's still holding on to his cock though. Fucking hilarious.

Me: What? Is she afraid it's going to run away?

M: I'd think it would drop off first.

Me: What's for lunch?

M: You mean brunch?

Me: You know what I mean. I'm so tired. How did you even sleep?

M: Just sleep? Soldier can sleep anywhere.

Me: You haven't been a soldier for a long time.

That was true. Mike surprisingly hadn't been called up for any reservist since leaving the army years ago. Even Tom had been called up and supposedly already finished his reservist duties.

M: Ear plugs?

Me: My airpods were in. I was watching videos. And I could still hear them.

M: And maybe that's why you couldn't sleep. You were watching videos.

Me: I was trying to distract myself.

M: Well, you can go back to sleep, I'll head out to see what's open for lunch.

Me: Should be everything right? This isn't Chinese new year.

M: Who knows. Maybe the stallholders are on holiday.

Me: Give me 10 minutes to wash up. I'll go with you.

M: Ok.

I quickly went to brush my teeth, wash my face and brush my hair before putting on my underwear, shorts and an oversized t-shirt before heading out with Mike. I grabbed the car keys in case we decided to go further than the nearby coffeeshops.

We still ended up at the coffeeshop and I had prata while Mike got a mee goreng. It was pretty quiet, with the western stall and noodle stall closed. I guess he was right.

After lunch we took a slow walk around the neighbourhood. It was cloudy so I guess it was about to rain.

M: Oh no.

Me: What?

M: I forgot about our CDC vouchers.

Me: What about them?

M: We haven't used them at all.

Me: Oh. Oops.

M: Yeah. We didn't spend a single voucher.

Me: How much is there?

M: $500 from January and $300 for June.

Me: Are you serious? How in the world did we miss it out?

M: No idea. Haha. Anyway, I guess it's time to go shopping.

Me: Half is supermarket and half is normal right?

M: Yup.

Me: We have a few days left. Maybe don't rush it?

M: Let's see what we can get from the supermarket.

Me: Maybe we should go to a bigger supermarket?

M: Sure. You took the car key right?

Me: Yup.

M: Maybe we should get Tom and Alicia along, in case they need anything.

Me: Right.

We headed back and to no surprise, Tom and Alicia were having sex again. She even turned to look at us mid-cowgirl. Mike smartly retreated to the master bedroom.

A: Oh you're back. We were looking for you for lunch.

Me: So you decided to eat Tom instead?

A: Haha. Yeah.

Me: Anyway, we forgot to use our CDC vouchers.

A: Oh? I didn't even claim mine. Wait a minute. I probably don't even have any.

T: It's per household. Mine are gone already. Wife used them.

Alicia suddenly got off him.

A: Urgh. You killed my mood.

T: Huh?

A: You said “wife”.

T: Erm. You know I'm still married.

A: Still. I feel dirty now.

Tom sat up and cupped her face.

T: It's you I'm with now.

I don't know why but I sort of cringed. I'd never seen Tom act this sweetly.

Me: Anyway we're headed to Giant Tampines. Wanna join us?

A: Oooo. Shopping. I like shopping.

Me: Grocery shopping.

A: That's kind of hilarious considering you don't cook at all. What groceries would you need or want?

Me: Snacks? Drinks? CNY stuff? Electronics? Who knows. It's a hypermart.

A: Can we grab some food along the way?

Me: I thought you were eating Tom?

Alicia suddenly wrapped her lips around his semi-hard cock.

A: Oh yeah. Protein shake in the morning.

I rolled my eyes at her.

She held his dick and pointed it towards me.

A: Want some?

Me: Nah. I've already eaten. Please finish up and shower then we can go out.

A: Ok!

She popped his dick back into her mouth and brought him to orgasm, sucking him dry and swallowing everything.

A: Done.

I sighed. I guess this would be a common occurrence if they decided to move in again.

They went to shower together while I sat in the living room.

What exactly was their arrangement now?

Alicia seemed to have no qualms claiming his as hers, yet also somehow offered him to me.

Tom had been a good FWB to me, but if Alicia was happy with him, and he with her, I don't think it would be very nice to share him now that they seemed to want to be in a proper relationship.

After all, I was pretty sure Mark would still ask if I wanted to sleep with him. So I guess he would be a backup FWB of sorts? But I was still pissed at him for some reason.

Then there was EoS. While he said he wasn't interested, I couldn't really read his intentions anyway. So I guess he was the wildcard there. Maybe if he hung out with us more, it would happen eventually. But with the group sort of disbanded already and doing their own thing, I doubt there were going to be any more adult parties in the near future.

So we headed to Giant at Tampines and each took a trolley. I doubt we would be able to spend the entire $400 supermarket vouchers but Alicia seemed intent on proving me wrong.

After casually browsing through the electronics section we headed to where the food was and she started loading bags and bags of snacks. From Lays and Ruffles chips to Twisties and Cheezels that looked like they would last for weeks, I wondered how she actually maintained her current figure. If I ate all those on a daily basis, I would definitely surpass the 70kg mark in no time. Hilariously Tom did nothing to stop her, and instead spent the time telling her which were his favourite flavours. I could see Alicia was pretty upbeat, as they had a couple of similar tastes, like the original Lays, curry Twisties etc..

They then headed to the cup noodle section and I wondered if Alicia had some inside news that war was coming as she took almost every flavour of whatever was available from the Nissin and Myojo brands.

I looked at Mike and then at our empty cart. He just shrugged.

Me: I thought these were our vouchers?

M: And that's our “daughter”. Haha.

Me: Aren't you getting anything?

M: Probably just some nuts and dried fruit? Heard the house brand is not bad.

Me: Giant brand?

M: Meadows or something.

Me: So I guess we aren't getting any perishables?

M: You don't cook. Neither do I. Nor them. Let's hope the snacks and cup noodles have a long expiry then.

Mike loaded up some nuts and dried fruits from the Meadows brand rather conservatively as we followed behind the two who were now at the frozen food section where she must have grabbed like 10 packets of nuggets. I wondered if I should tell her I didn't have an air fryer and my freezer might not have the space.

It was then on to the ice cream where she practically grabbed as many flavours of Ben & Jerry's and Haagen Dazs that she could fit into the cart.

Me: We need a bigger fridge.

M: You assume she's putting all these in our fridge.

Me: Oh yeah. She technically has 3 other houses.

M: 3?

Me: Her mom's place, the condo, and wherever she's renting.

M: Ah.

As if she read my mind, Alicia stopped and turned to me.

A: Do you have an air fryer?

Me: Nope.

She turned to Tom.

A: Baby, go get one. A decent one please.

T: Huh? What's a decent one?

A: Oh I don't know. Something big and branded?

T: Erm.

Me: Just get the most expensive one. Mike, go with him.

T: Oh.

Mike laughed and followed Tom back to the electronics section.

Me: You sure it's all going to fit into the freezer?

A: I can always buy you another fridge. Courts is next door.

Me: Nononono.

A: Haha. At the most we'll have an ice cream party.

Me: A melted ice cream party.

A: A naked melted ice cream party?

Me: An ice cream party with ants.

A: Doesn't sound very fun.

Me: Seriously there's too much.

A: Well… drop me off at my place first?

Me: Which place?

A: I rented a place.

Me: I'm aware of that.

A: It's in the same condo.

Me: Huh?

A: More convenient la.

Me: More convenient to do what?

A: See how Jasmine is doing? And Mark?

Me: Oh. I thought you'd wanna be as far away as possible.

A: I thought of moving back home. But a huge house with only Alan as company didn't seem very enticing.

Me: Even with Tom around?

A: Yeah. Plus I didn't want mom to suddenly come back, see Tom, then start fucking him.

Me: Oh. Right.

A: Yeah. Don't let my mom see your husband, or Darren. Or EoS. She'll eat them up.

Me: Erm.

Alicia continued loading up the snacks and ice cream. It didn't help that Tom and Mike returned with another trolley. Our $400 CDC vouchers definitely wouldn't be enough.

Thank goodness she didn't start grabbing more stuff. Not just the fridge might have no space, but I was getting concerned that the car would be too full as well.

As we queued to make payment I tried to do some mental calculations on the total amount but gave up halfway.

The cashier didn't even bat an eyelid as she scanned all the items.

The total came up to $900+ for some reason and I wondered if we were getting scammed. Mike showed them the QR code for the CDC vouchers and Alicia practically jumped in front of me to make payment for the balance. I really didn't feel like stopping her anyway.

We pushed all 3 loaded trolleys to the car and opened the boot wondering how we'd fit everything in.

In the end, I ended up in the backseat with Alicia, both of us holding on to the frozen stuff.

Mike drove us back to Alicia's rented place and actually stopped at Jasmine's block.

A: Further down. Next block.

Me: Wow. I thought you would get a unit further away.

A: Nope. I can see their bathroom window from my kitchen. Haha.

Me: What.

A: Not as though they have sex with the window open.

T: And yet you keep staring in that direction sometimes.

A: Oi!

T: Sorry. But you're supposed to be thinking of me and me only.

Me: Hey guys. We're both right here.

A: Yeah. We'll talk later ok?

There was an awkward silence as Tom and Alicia unloaded their stuff. I grabbed the ice creams and some of the lighter items and followed them while Mike went to park the car.

Alicia really managed to get a unit on the same level, even though it was the next block. I waited as she unlocked the door and opened it.

It looked like it was really a bare unit that she rented. There was no dining table, no sofa, no TV. I wondered if the only entertainment they had was themselves.

We headed to the kitchen and I opened the freezer to see how to pack the nearly 30 tubs of ice cream in.

Me: It's not going to fit.

A: Bring some home then.

Me: I'm already so fat. Don't make me fatter.

Alicia suddenly grabbed my boobs and pushed me against the counter.

A: Where got fat?

She tried to kiss me but I turned my head to the side, leading to her attacking my neck instead.

Me: Oooiiii… don't turn me on now…

She kind of ignored me as she pulled my t-shirt over my head, unhooked my bra and clamped down onto my boob.

T: I think I should open a pack of chips. Haha.

A: For what? I want you to fuck her.

T: Huh???

A: You're her FWB right?

Me: Noo… you two need to be together properly…

Tom had already opened a pack of chips and was munching away as he watched Alicia manhandle me. I was pretty sure I was at least 15kg heavier than her, but she was somehow really strong.

A: Then I'm going to fuck her.

Me: Nooo….

T: Go ahead. I can watch.

Me: You sound just like EoS.

Suddenly Alicia stopped and went up to Tom.

A: You really don't want to have sex with her?

T: No. Not when we're together.

A: Aww. That's so sweet.

She knelt down and unbuckled his berms, pulling them down along with his boxers. Tom waved the bag of chips in front of me, as if imploring me to take it from him. I did.

Alicia took his flaccid cock entirely into her mouth.

Me: Oh is it my turn to watch now?

A: You can join me.

Me: Nah.

I watched as she brought Tom to full hardness, and it popped out of her mouth with a loud slurp. Damn, I really missed that. Sucking Tom's cock I mean. Aside from Mike, Darren, and probably EoS whose cock I'll probably never get to try, Tom's cock was really nice. Nice to look at, nice to hold, nice to suck, and of course, nice inside me. But he was with Alicia now.

Tom picked her up and carried her into the master bedroom, closing the door behind them. I guess I should probably just chill and eat the chips. Oh wait. There was no sofa, so I just kept the chips in the fridge and looked for a place to sit down. I wandered into the other bedroom and it was bare as well. It seemed like the only place I could sit down was the toilet bowl in the common bathroom.

Mike called.

M: Coming down yet?

Me: Erm. They're having sex.

M: Oh. I should kill the engine then.

Me: Nah. I'm coming down. Some ice cream can't fit into the freezer. We'll have to bring it home.

M: I swear we still had a few tubs.

Me: Well there's 10 here.

M: It might fit. But we're not waiting for them?

Me: Erm. Hang on.

I heard Alicia moan really loudly, followed by a groan from Tom.

Me: I think they're done.

M: Oh. Ok. See you soon then.

I heard them take a quick shower then exit the master bedroom.

A: June?

Me: In here.

She opened the toilet door.

A: What are you doing in there?

Me: You don't have chairs. I wanted to sit down.

A: Haha. Oops. Haven't gone shopping.

Me: What kind of a unit is rented out without basic furnishings?

She suddenly shut the door.

Me: What are you doing?

A: Shh… don't tell anyone. I actually bought the place.

Me: What.

A: Yeah. Told mom I wanted to buy it. She said ok. Was actually planning it for awhile. I was going to move out when Jasmine got pregnant.

Me: Right.

A: Didn't really manage to do everything else up except the master bedroom. Lucky managed to get the fridge and washing machine.

Me: Why can't you tell anyone though?

A: Erm. They'll think I'm rich?

Me: Who doesn't know you're rich?

A: Erm. Good point. I don't want Tom to think I'm excessively extravagent I guess.

Me: Hmm. I doubt he would. But you gotta tell him eventually if you're together.

Tom knocked on the door.

T: Why are you whispering in there?

A: Nothing.

Me: Oh no! The ice cream!

We both rushed out of the bathroom.

The balance 10 or so tubs were already getting soft so we quickly repacked them and hurried down to the car.

Mid-way through the journey back, Alicia suddenly grunted.

A: Urgh.

Me: What?

A: Creampie leaked out. Panties are sticky now.

M: Too much info.

A: Oh well.

We reached back and Alicia dumped the ice cream to me to pack as she went to the bathroom to wash up again.

We didn't really do anything else the rest of the day other than have dinner at the coffeeshop.

Tom and Alicia headed back home after that leaving me and Mike alone with tons of ice cream, frozen food and snacks. I guess food for the next few weeks was settled.

[saipot]

Excellent writing June, looking forward to more updates.