The life of a typical singapore Ah beng - Page 6

bomberbird · #76 04-10-2013, 01:58 PM

Continues

After that day at the arcade, i decided that i must go and sound this KL out(at that time i still dunno her name). So i before school starts i walk through all the lower sec class to get a look of her. Found out that she is on the same level as me. but then i dont know how to approach her i scared if i go tackle her i get rejected v sia suey.

So i decided to back off first and think of a plan. During basketball training later in the day, it so happens that she walked pass the court and one of my juniors actually tried to tease her. Immediately i went over and ask me junior GD.

Me: eh GD you know that girl ar

GD: ya KL lor from sec 1J.

ME: ok eh can help intro her to me anot?

GD: huh why not i give u her pager number ok anot u ownself call.

ME: ok lor. eh thanks ar GD

so i treated GD one packet of chrysanthemum tea. later in the night i left her a alphanumeric message.

'hey G here just saying good night and sweet dreams' after awhile i realise that she dont have any of my contact so she cant possibly reply me. so i decided to drop a voice message repeating the same message but including my pager number.

15 min later my pager beep.
KL:who are you?

i was thinking how to explain to her who am i as she obviously have no impression so i decided to tell her

ME: the guy at parkway who pull the other guy hair infront of u remember?

KL: oh that ah beng ar?

ME: i am not a ah beng ok( i dunno why but all ah lians and ah bengs dont like to admit that they are one)

KL: only ah bengs then will do this kinda things lor.

ME: eh i press button press until hands tired leh. can we talk on the phone anot?

KL: ok u give me your number i call u.

So KL called me and we chatted for hours. i found out her mum is an auditor at big 4 her dad is a architect but parents divorced. she is grade 8 in piano at that time and she was from a all-girls primary school.

So as time passes by i talked to PQ lesser and lesser and focused all my energies with KL. Slowly our talks became abit sexual.

ME: so u got ex bf before?

KL: got R lor.

Me; R from sec 1J?

KL: ya. we just broke up before u come and try to know me.

ME: oh ok. so u all got do anything?

KL: what thing?

ME: boy girl things la like kissing and stuff.

KL: er got ar.

ME: so what u all do?

KL: huh how to tell u i pai seh leh.

me: ok i ask then u just say have or dont hve ok?

KL: ok lor

ME: touch your breast.

KL: have

Me: wa where he do sia?

KL: cinema

ME: wa u so brave ar.

KL; i got use my bag to cover the front he is go under my shirt.

ME finger fuck?

KL: no

so i know it was until finger fuck only. please note until now me myself also virgin.

ME: u got help him masturbate?

KL: yes.

ME: wow.

KL; aiya gf do for bf got wrong meh? does it mean u think i am cheap?

ME: no la dont anyhow think ok. if we together will u do the same for me?

KL: i already say liao gf do for bf v normal

ME: so that means yes? will u do more?

KL: u be my bf then u know liao lor.

dunno why when she said this my dick immediately harden and i needed to masturbate.

me: ok la we talk tml i need to go liao

KL: ok good nite

after hanging up i went to diy. in my heart i know its time to let PQ go.

Johnston · #77 04-10-2013, 03:38 PM

*laughs softly

Evry girl dreamt to only havd sex eith hubbby but which guy in this world can tahan ten or more years......

However i have seen a couple who really from primary until uni then work life then marry..... They had a display in the foyer of their school textbook love letter etc ... Over ten years history Damm fuck dong xin sia.....

Dont say ten year, i think most ppl here ten day havent get fucked dick itchy alreeady.,.ll.

Bigthorn · #78 04-10-2013, 04:36 PM

Good story TS. I enjoy it very much.

Bigthorn · #79 04-10-2013, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnston

*laughs softly

Evry girl dreamt to only havd sex eith hubbby but which guy in this world can tahan ten or more years......

However i have seen a couple who really from primary until uni then work life then marry..... They had a display in the foyer of their school textbook love letter etc ... Over ten years history Damm fuck dong xin sia.....

Dont say ten year, i think most ppl here ten day havent get fucked dick itchy alreeady.,.ll.

I, too, know a couple who has been dating since uni-days and no sex until they got married at 26. Really wonder how the guy managed to tahan so many years no sex.

beck7777 · #80 04-10-2013, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bomberbird

The pager is called memo jazz. I still have but my chain is silver not gold

Power, you still keeping the pager...

Then you still have your JPG pouch/bag??

bomberbird · #81 04-10-2013, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by beck7777

Power, you still keeping the pager...

Then you still have your JPG pouch/bag??

I still have my JPG pouch, the JPG dragon wallet(short version), all those neo print cards not stickers those card versions. those "love letters" that ah lians like to write.

cross color jeans, valentino t-shirts, mcm specs

Bigthorn · #82 04-10-2013, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bomberbird

I still have my JPG pouch, the JPG dragon wallet(short version), all those neo print cards not stickers those card versions. those "love letters" that ah lians like to write.

cross color jeans, valentino t-shirts, mcm specs

Brings back lots of fond memories reading your thread TS. Thanks.

Johnston · #83 04-10-2013, 06:01 PM

http://postimg.org/image/i9umcmo1x/

I wonder who still have one of this...

I laminate it for protection

volcano · #84 04-10-2013, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bomberbird

Guys also got use sharp comb. Those were the JPG wallet and sharp comb outdoor bag days. Not to mention 49.90 converse sandals. All those all come in soon. The story is going to get really interesting.

I was using a Junior Gaultier bag then...and paper bag must use branded de...also wear Versace jeans in a way that its machiam flooded...hahaha

volcano · #85 04-10-2013, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by beck7777

Pager must take Motorola (cant remember the model but got 1 is transparent) then hook up with long golden clip chain

shld be the model that has alphanumeric function..

volcano · #86 04-10-2013, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnston

We dont need no water let the motherfucker burn!!!!

God all the sparkster come crawling out of the darkness

))

yes yes...a must place to go on a Sat night...almost all the Lians n Bengs will be there...will always get myself "high" with 2 botts of E33 at 7-11 first before going into Sparks...the bouncer always station outside is call Fajar or something similar...