looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by Darkside

Finally I am qualify for ALL requirements!!! I apply!!

KAMSIA for your application to WOOHOO sis!

i wish you success!

[discordpiggy]

guess67'S terms and conditions

1. age - 35 to 45. (10 year range) chinese;
2. cannot suka suka touch touch, unless approved, QC checked and ISO-ed by guess67, cos sio kan allowed but no raw and no bj!
3. looks, must be a bit lau yan lau yan types (I stressed)... and not too ka tek, minumum, 1.75m (+/-)
4. special offer is can eat, Ojian, chakway tiao, LAK-SA ai hum... etc hawker food; (alternative suggestion due to beauty maintetance - Salad Stop!, Soup Spoon, Cedele food outlets etc) and
5. pocket money cannot be less than S$1500 (due to upkeep and maintetance). elderly need to look good and age gracefully too. that is minimum liao!

FINE PRINT
all other terms and conditions to be discussed and approved by guess67 personally and subject to her approval. Although sio kan is allowed (absolutely no raw and no bj), she may or may not agree and no bargaining and/or provoke any unhappiness towards her as respect for elderly aunty is of the highest priority. Unless othervise stated, all above terms and conditions can and shall be subject to change as per guess67's mood and prerogative!

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applicants lai lai for guess67 sis!

[hcg_explorer]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

kamsia! kamsia!

paiseh! body wu 伤疤! so cannot sio gan. long time ago walk 江湖 kena one!

not referng 2 u lol... 阿佬 is saying dat 阿佬 MAI YI BU MAI SHEN...

卖艺不卖身

[demonorc]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

CONGRATULATIONS!

but u need more applicants for selection.
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WOOHOO'S terms and conditions

1. age - 35 to 45. (10 year range) chinese;
2. cannot suka suka touch touch, unless approved, QC checked and ISO-ed by WOOHOO!
3. looks, must be a bit lau yan lau yan types (I stressed)... and not too ka tek, minumum, 1.75m (+/-)
4. special offer is can eat, Ojian, chakway tiao, LAK-SA ai hum... etc hawker food; and
5. pocket money cannot be less than S$650-S$800. that is minimum liao!

FINE PRINT
all other terms and conditions to be discussed and approved by WOOHOO personally and subject to her approval. She may or may not agree and no bargaining and/or provoke any unhappiness towards her as respect for elderly aunty is of the highest priority. Unless othervise stated, all above terms and conditions can and shall be subject to change as per WOOHOO's mood and prerogative!

Where the counter to take form and fill in ar?

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by demonorc

Where the counter to take form and fill in ar?

lol wahahahahaha wah another applicant

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by hcg_explorer

not referng 2 u lol... 阿佬 is saying dat 阿佬 MAI YI BU MAI SHEN...

卖艺不卖身

LOLOLOL! u zhun boh, mai yi bu mai sheng!? mai pian wa!

wah lidat I buy you kopi, atas eh... "Red Eye"

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

LOLOLOL! u zhun boh, mai yi bu mai sheng!? mai pian wa!

wah lidat I buy you kopi, atas eh... "Red Eye"

ah lau bo pian lang eh jin jiak wu sim eh

[Darkside]

Originally Posted by Darkside

Finally I am qualify for ALL requirements!!! I apply!!

But hor may I ask what is lau yan lau yan??

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by Darkside

But hor may I ask what is lau yan lau yan??

lau HUA yan

lauHUA yan



kekekekekeke

[guess67]

I tot is lau and yan tao de uncle

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

ah lau bo pian lang eh jin jiak wu sim eh

dats y I buy him atas kopi straight away! heeheheheh!!!

[discordpiggy]

Definition of LAU YAN:

Due to the search for lau lang companions, the word lau yan ("Lau Yan") has been define as a lau dabor who is around 35 years to 45 years of humanoid age. He must also have presentable looks of the yesteryear like somewhat of the a-go-go era. Not entirely must be super handsome but at least got a bit of stylo-milo stride... also must have hair on head

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by guess67

I tot is lau and yan tao de uncle

correct! yan dao eh! but uncle style yan dao!

[Happyguy801]

Originally Posted by guess67

I tot is lau and yan tao de uncle

Sis can I apply??? Where to take form???

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by Happyguy801

Sis can I apply??? Where to take form???

yes! you can apply for guess67 sis for her selection. have you met her requirements?!

good luck on your application!