Chio Escorts in Philippines

[ken7]

wau..... can't wait to fly to manila.... can't wait

sigh but i got no plans to go there soon.... damn

[PhilsEscorts]

Hehe Bro Ken,

Well, if you have no time to come here, why dont you bring our girls to Singapore then? Just pay for their air ticket and accommodation plus their usual rates and she will be walking down Orchard Rd with you in no time.

Food for thought eh?

[MrBates]

bro,

girls seem to be ok...but should be ok if 2 shots/3hours for the specified rates, he he he..

[PhilsEscorts]

Bro Bates,

The talents who cost below 10k Pesoes are good for 3 Hours, 2 Shots but those Premier Models are only good for 1 Shot because that is one of their terms and conditions although I did try to negotiate for 2 Shots. Perhaps its because they are doing this only part-time and discreetly.

My apologies,Bro.

[PhilsEscorts]

Bros,

I have managed to obtain the permission of 3 members of Viva Hotbabes, a pseudo-soft porn group of actresses/celebrities who are the talk of the town here in the Philippines. You could do a Google search on them and have a feel of who they really are.

Unfortunately due to discretionary purposes, I am unable to divulge the exact identity of the said 3 hotbabes although I will entertain personal queries about them via email or PM.

Their rates for 3 hours range between S$1,500 to S$11,000. Of course, this is on the very high range but bros here should consider that they are no ordinary FLs or escorts but household names here. And of course, their looks and bodies are of a different class.

More celebrities to come shortly.


Cheers!

[fwchong]

PhilsEscorts,

Thanks for the sms text while I was in Manila. Will try more of your gals when I visit again...

[fwchong]

PhilsEscorts,

Thanks for the sms text while I was in Manila yesterday on Air Force One. Will try more of your gals when I visit again...

[wizberg]

Seeing that there is a lack of field report, I shall post my experience from my booking last night.

Introduction
Was in Manila on Monday and SMSed PhilsEscorts for his list of gals. He referred me to the website Welcome to Escorts Unlimited Philippines to select the gal I wanted. The pictures all looked so nice and I am spoilt for selection. Thus, did the most logical thing i.e. ask the OKT for his recommendation stating my criteria was "fair and sexy".

OKT recommended to take Jamaica from the list of gals and was described as "half korean, half filippino. fair and pretty. SYT and will feel like bonking a teenager". website listed her as 19 years old and picture looked good. Confirm to the price of PHP6.5K (way above market level but what the heck).

Situation
Gal arrived at midnight to hotel room and I let her in. First glance I cannot link her face to the photo seen online. Either the photo was taken VERY long ago or her make-up totally changed her face significantly. Anyway trying not to be picky so just try to put up with it. After some TCSS and had the chance to scrutinize further, please see below findings.

Face - matured looking, over-done make-up, not same as photo
Body - tall but quite tanned (not fair at all, my buttocks fairer than her skin). as we got into action, found her to have a tummy and flabby thighs and hips!! Furthermore, found a LOT of ugly stretch marks on her thighs and buttocks i.e. all over the place. She said she had a 1 year old baby....and she is 24 years old. My head was like WTF!? Doesn't the website says she is 19 and OKT said SYT??
Overall - Disappointment bigtime but proceed anyhow for 1 shot.

Foreplay - 1/10 = pathetic
BJ - 0/10 = no attempt and only air-con from hotel room blowing me
FJ - 2/10 = SOP type with no GFE, and after 1 shot immediately asked me for 2nd shot when I have 3 hour timeframe for 2 shots. No assistance to clean up and I have to go into toilet by myself to remove used condom and disposed of it! Sent her off immediately after 1st shot and paid PHP6K as she was late.
RTF - You must be kidding.

Conclusion
OKT has not QC his gals and only disappoint clients like me. Later OKT still claimed she is actually 17 years old when I queried over the age. Dude, if she is 17 years old then I must be 15 years old. I believe the gal will not lie about an older age compared to the OKT.

OKT built a lot of expectations and high hopes for "potential" clients like me through his messages and website photos but the higher you go the harder your fall will be and indeed hard hard fall. OKT said will try to collect as much of the PHP6K back for me but I just think its just "chiu kong lan par song". True enough last message to me just to make up for it next time.

Please note I am not here to spoil anyone's ricebowl and I am only sharing my honest opinion and experience. None of the above is fabricated and I do not blame the gal but the poor service arranged by the OKT. Morale of story is to go out the street to pick up a gal at less than half his charges is still much worth it unless he can show a SIGNIFICANT improvement to his service and gals.

[PhilsEscorts]

Comrades,

There will conceivably be 4 possible reactions to the previous post by Mr. Wizberg, namely:

1. Ignore it totally and/or close shop and calling it quits.

2. React to it adversely as a personal affront to my integrity and launch a war of words.

3. Be totally defensive and make pathetic excuses.

4. Be man enough to admit when I have erred and endeavor not to repeat it again.

I have been accused and vilified of the following aberrations:

a) That I should be blamed because I did not "QC" the girls and therefore misrepresented to Mr. Wizberg that Jamaica was the fair, sexy and hot sweet young thing that he desired.


Oh ok, perhaps I should follow the lead of 99.99% of OKTs who screw their girls and come up with a perfect assessment of their quality and suitability for public consumption purely based by that one session in a dingy motel with their girls. Well, I got news for you. I don't shit in my own backyard and dont intend to do so for a long time.

So let me get this right. If I stripped my girl naked under glaring light and find flawless skin and body shape, gets the blowjob and screw of a lifetime from the said girl and then promote her as the finished article to an unsuspecting clientele. Later on, when cellulite, stretchmarks, varicose veins and pockmarks develop on the girl and she lose interest in blowjob and sex as fast as you can say "Gopalan Nair is my idol", I get personally blamed and pilloried because the "poor" girl was a flop in bed and was a massive disappointment. That is rich indeed.

Perhaps in my flawed estimation and judgment, she had the face and body of a pornstar and the service of Venus Aphrodite. And then our prata-loving man next door thought she had the sex appeal of a menopausal sperm whale and opined that it was more interesting to watch a snail defecate than to have sex with her. What is my point? Well, "One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poison" as the oft-repeated but undervalued cliche goes.

Correct me if I am wrong but the impression I got was that by "QC-ing", I would not have introduced Jamaica to any of my clients and as a result, she should not be blamed for her abject performance in bed and she should also not be blamed for being a conniving liar. Correct me if I am wrong again also but the OKT should be blamed for her disinterest in giving a blowjob, her lackadaisacal attitude, the cyclone in Myanmar and the earthquake in China, all rolled into one. Might as well right?

So what should poor old Mr. OKT do? Screw each and every one of his girl everyday so that he is kept "updated" by their drop in service standards or that her tits are saggy or that her ass is no longer fairer than mine? Can we pause for a reality check here? Sure, the OKT should have an in-depth knowledge of his girls. Sure, the OKT should always maintain a high standard for his girls and make sure that all his clients go home happy. Sure, the buck stops with the OKT when things go horribly awry. But to vilify and subject him to blame because of a flawed recommendation, beggar's belief.

In the absence of screwing your all your girls, then how do you 'QC" your girls then? The cynics amongst you may ask. Well, bona fide and legitimate FRs like what Mr. Wizberg has undeniably tried to give us would be a massive help because to me, the voice of the consumers ring loudest. That is why we accept all kinds of brickbats, praises, criticisms and insults as long as it doesnt border on the personal.

Should there be repeated and regular negative FRs or comments on a particular girl, of course we will terminate her services without a moment's hesitation. But to blackmark and blacklist a girl just because of one bad FR about her will be unethical and beyond reproach. You should read her review in our website and other positive comments made about her and our other girls before unleashing your tirade at me. A swallow does not make a summer, as another saying goes.


b) That I had lied about her age.

I have a simple question, good sire. You seem so cocksure that she is 24 based on her representations to you, by her haggard facade and flabby midriff. So who would perhaps be in the best position to ascertain her age? The one with her ID documents and passport or the one who had the benefit of looking at her face and body for barely an hour? Answers on a postcard please.

c) That my clients are better off getting a cheaper and much worthwhile alternative on the streets

Perhaps Mr. Wizberg is belabouring under the misguided perception that his sincere and honest FR will sway public opinion against me and make me lose my clientele. While I have never professed to be the best in the business or the finished article, we have always been confident in our talents/models and will not stop introducing fresh new faces, will not stop adding more models/celebrities to our portfolio and will not stop learning from our mistakes and improving our standards. Surely, if we are indeed as hopeless and as disappointing as Mr. Wizberg had made us out to be, we should be out of business by now. But ask anybody who is involved in this industry and they will tell you that you can't win 'em all. For every Mr. Wizberg, I have 2 satisfied clients who will give further referrals. DO I hear sniggering? Well, have a look at the Sammyboy forum equivalent in the Philppines, Login, look for our thread there and make your own conclusions as to why our clientele base is increasing by the day.

d) "Disappointment bigtime but proceed anyhow for 1 shot"

Ask any of our clients and they will tell you that I am not the best OKT, that I have a lot of room for improvement, that I am not there yet but they will also tell you that I have never, and will never, force any of my clients to accept the girl even if he realised that he had made a wrong choice after the girl has been totally stripped naked. As always advised to our clients, if you are not satisfied with what you see in our girls, then call me and I will be the first one to ask the girl to leave without a single cent needing to be paid. We shake hands amicably and move on. At the very most, you had just wasted your time but not your money.

So now I am puzzled at Mr. Wizberg's statement that "disappointment bigtime but proceed anyhow for 1 shot". Could you enlighten me as to why you proceeded, good sir? Was it because "you felt bad for the flabby and stretch-mark queen jamaica"? Or " you didnt know how to break the bad news to her"? Or "you didnt know that you could have rejected the defective girl without having to pay a single cent"? Or "was it because you just wanted to try and see how"? Surely your rage and disappointment must have been so tempestuous that you could have called me there and then to register your disapproval and I would have known what to do. So why only sms me after the deed was done, Mr. Wizberg? Caveat Emptor.

Perhaps I digress. Perhaps I ramble on too much. Perhaps I was downright blunt. Well, as Mr. Wizberg will undoubtedly agree, you got to take it as much as you give it. Rest assured, this post is not meant to rile anybody or to heighten tensions but merely to set the record straight. I am the first to admit that our representative had been sub-standard in her looks and performance and that I shouldnt have recommended Jamaica to Mr. Wizberg but I certainly do not deserve the vitriol and venom that has been hurled at me.

Conclusion

All things said and done, I do raise my hands up and sincerely apologise to Mr. Wizberg for his honest and unfabricated assessment of our services and we have certainly noted its contents accordingly. If we had spoilt your night or disappointed you tremendously, please accept my apologies. I do not like to have the lingering taste of bad blood to linger because at the end of the day, we all have our agendas and motives in this business and it is prudent to just take stock and move on. I still maintain my offer to refund you each and every cent that you had forked out for Jamaica, not because of an overwhelming feeling of guilt, but because I perhaps have the most under-rated virtue of all, a conscience. I do not wish to hold what is begrudged upon me.

Moral of the story

It is much more commendable to blow your bugle during a losing battle and gain respect rather than to blare your horns at the end of the battle when all has been lost.

I shall leave it at that.


Thank you.

[wizberg]

As I have said, I am posting my experiences and I said my piece. I did not mis-treat the gal even though I was not satisfied nor short-pay nor give you any problems thus appreciate you to respect me for that instead of engaging in a "finger-pointing" exercise.

Whether you take my feedback as REAL constructive comments to improve your service I leave it with you. I believe I have a fairly good reputation here with other field reports that warrant my points. End of the day, it is up to the consumer to choose and obviously your standards are very different from mine. Period.

P.S. I am not angry but disappointed that you built expectations that failed to deliver upon.

[nds888]

Originally Posted by wizberg

Seeing that there is a lack of field report, I shall post my experience from my booking last night.

Bro Wizberg, at least you can take heart that you are the first person to post FR on this thread. It is unavoidable that we will encounter some disappoints and the best medicine is to move on and continue searching for the next best bonk, girls aplenty in pinoy land

[dominic7]

my experience with philescort was similar to wizberg. i been thinking whether i should write anything about this agency but decided not to earlier bcoz its afterall someone's business. but since wizberg had written, i feel i should write a few words too.

i am not posting a FR or trying to bring down someone else business. but i will put down the facts here. the girl i got was apparently this twin sister of jamaica.

FACT1: my hopes were also raised high
FACT2: my request to view the girls were rejected bcoz there isn't an office
FACT2: the girl had a bigger waist than mine
FACT3: the girl came ordered food in my room w/o my knowledge
FACT4: i called him, and he accepted that i am not satisfied and we cancelled the deal with no charge.

the deal with escort agencies is that its a hit or miss kinda thing. maybe we should not trust pictures too much.

[Gentle Beast]

Originally Posted by wizberg

Seeing that there is a lack of field report, I shall post my experience from my booking last night.

I've my share of luck and frustrations too in the past. I have come to a conclusion that foreign visitors to Manila looking for good sex is usually given the 'short end of the stick'.

We are probably used to the Singapore culture of WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get), but it the Phil, the same rule may not apply.

May you have better luck next time Bro, cheers!

[raverboy]

I am but a bystander to this exchange but if you'd allow me to offer my 2 half-pesos:

Originally Posted by PhilsEscorts

So what should poor old Mr. OKT do? Screw each and every one of his girl everyday so that he is kept "updated" by their drop in service standards or that her tits are saggy or that her ass is no longer fairer than mine? Can we pause for a reality check here?..."

No need to do anything of the sort. Here's the reality check: Post genuine, unadulterated and recent photographs of the ladies. No need for studios or elaborate photo shoots with a professional photographer. For lack of a better way to put it, just keep it real.

Originally Posted by PhilsEscorts

...It is much more commendable to blow your bugle during a losing battle and gain respect rather than to blare your horns at the end of the battle when all has been lost...

Nice analogy, although in all honesty I think you have blown your bugle and blared your horns loud and clear and at the same time! That, in itself, is commendable.

[dominic7]

i think some pinoy girls are some of the sweetest girls i had seen. i dun agree that foreigners will definitely get the short end of the stick. part of the fun is this uncertainty.

my rules are simple
1. treat them with respect.
2. try to get along, if not, maybe shes not rite no matter how pretty
3. if 2 fails. try again with different target.

having an agent in btwn does somewhat complicate things.