looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[hugs]

Pple, Uncle DHairy is a nice guy who is also doing very well in real life. So dont irritate him lah. Lets all relax and have fun here k?

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Hokey hopelessly totalled you ask what the fish
Uncle DHairy says and can he do so in Singlish?
So here it is...in hokkien too the message's gist
Limpeh DirtyHairy chin tuulan
Ooo chit eh sio kia bo mia ko bo lan
Kong limpeh DHairy bo lui cho bo lan
Apek sng charbor ee siokia ko suey han
Ee ko bo cheng kor, lampah bo mor...ee chye ki lan

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by hugs

Pple, Uncle DHairy is a nice guy who is also doing very well in real life. So dont irritate him lah. Lets all relax and have fun here k?

Hi Hugsy...thank you for speaking so kindly for old uncle dhairy
Here's wishing you well too, and may your life be as good, fun and as healthy!

[Totallyuseless]

Originally Posted by hugs

Pple, Uncle DHairy is a nice guy who is also doing very well in real life. So dont irritate him lah. Lets all relax and have fun here k?

Many pple here say I am useless but in real life I am kan si lang useful!!!
Me passing by nia

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by Totallyuseless

Many pple here say I am useless but in real life I am kan si lang useful!!!
Me passing by nia

Yo bro totallyuseless and forever passing by
Both declarations are by you and no other guys
But becos of your daily hardwork by being kan si lang useful
Since you say so... Lao uncle DHairy plays it cool
So will up you but not your butt okay
Becos Laobaby here loves only ladies' and not gays

[Totallyuseless]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Yo bro totallyuseless and forever passing by
Both declarations are by you and no other guys
But becos of your daily hardwork by being kan si lang useful
Since you say so... Lao uncle DHairy plays it cool
So will up you but not your butt okay
Becos Laobaby here loves only ladies' and not gays

U earn my respect for being here long enuff to see many things ... Those who had upped my points openly will be zapped by many who dun to hear the truth ..
Me will up U with my powerful 2 points if I can survive today
Me passing by nia

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by Totallyuseless

U earn my respect for being here long enuff to see many things ... Those who had upped my points openly will be zapped by many who dun to hear the truth ..
Me will up U with my powerful 2 points if I can survive today
Me passing by nia

Really ah holy cow and wow
If for upping you, one's own points will go south
As someone here says me a cheapo...so how?
But since NTUC n Sheng Siong also sama sama say I am a clown
When their cashiers admonished me as they turned me down
For trying to exchange all my points here for one miserable taosar bao
Never mind la...since the points tidak boleh di pakai
I give you some...since you so pok kai
maybe you go bluff that botak Osim boss guy
Try to exchange one over-used vibrator as you go passing by

[Totallyuseless]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Really ah holy cow and wow
If for upping you, one's own points will go south
As someone here says me a cheapo...so how?
But since NTUC n Sheng Siong also sama sama say I am a clown
When their cashiers admonished me as they turned me down
For trying to exchange all my points here for one miserable taosar bao
Never mind la...since the points tidak boleh di pakai
I give you some...since you so pok kai
maybe you go bluff that botak Osim boss guy
Try to exchange one over-used vibrator as you go passing by

U last time hobby as what??? Write poem??
Let see if Ur points will go down or not..
Me passing by nia

[Totallyuseless]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Really ah holy cow and wow
If for upping you, one's own points will go south
As someone here says me a cheapo...so how?
But since NTUC n Sheng Siong also sama sama say I am a clown
When their cashiers admonished me as they turned me down
For trying to exchange all my points here for one miserable taosar bao
Never mind la...since the points tidak boleh di pakai
I give you some...since you so pok kai
maybe you go bluff that botak Osim boss guy
Try to exchange one over-used vibrator as you go passing by

Me up U liao hor wait Ur points goes down dun say it's me hor
Me passing by nia

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by Totallyuseless

U earn my respect for being here long enuff to see many things ...

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Never mind la...since the points tidak boleh di pakai
I give you some...since you so pok kai

Bro DH, 17upz for u

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by Totallyuseless

Those who had upped my points openly will be zapped by many who dun to hear the truth ..
Me passing by nia

Originally Posted by Totallyuseless

Me up U liao hor wait Ur points goes down dun say it's me hor
Me passing by nia

Bro, now then u say...I already upz u b4 lol

[Totallyuseless]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Bro, now then u say...I already upz u b4 lol

I know bro... Saw Ur Nick in the cp user
Thanks hope Ur points dun go down
Me passing by nia

[Totallyuseless]

To the zapper who zap me saying that U passing by thru my prick head...
U are so small and a waste that why U passed thru my prick head and flush down to the toilet bowl
Me passing by nia

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by Totallyuseless

I know bro... Saw Ur Nick in the cp user
Thanks hope Ur points dun go down
Me passing by nia

Haha no worries bro!
Points r just for fun, hope u stay afloat.. n passing by!

[Totallyuseless]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Haha no worries bro!
Points r just for fun, hope u stay afloat.. n passing by!

Trying very hard to float....
Me passing by nia

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by seabass

In peso?. .

死人鲈鱼!

you don't say Rupiah!