Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[MrRickyLau]

Q: Why is 77 better than 69?

A: You get eight more.


Q: What is 6.9?

A: A really great thing ruined by a period

[MrRickyLau]

Q: What comes after 69?

A: Mouthwash.


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

[MrRickyLau]

A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them.

"You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes."

[MrRickyLau]

A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

She answers, "Warming up your dinner."

[MrRickyLau]

A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, "Can I touch it?"

He answers, "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

[MrRickyLau]

Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

A: Silicon Valley.


A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads down to the club to apply. The receptionist looks at him skeptically and asks him how large his dick is. "18 inches," he replies, proudly. To his surprise, the receptionist begins laughing uncontrollably, and the man leaves in shame. On the way out, he runs into the janitor, who asks him what's wrong. After he explains, he says to the man not to worry.
"See that lump in my sock?" The man nods. "And I'm just the janitor."

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Thanks for the jokes

[robogao]

Originally Posted by MrRickyLau

A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, "Can I touch it?"

He answers, "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

That's a good one !!

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[TanAnnKow]

Q: What do you call a man attacked by a cat?
A: Claude.

Today's Joke

[TomMaffo1ter]

Q: What has a foot but no legs?
A: A snail

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
A: Nothing

[A88088]

Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle

[A88088]

Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!

Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
A: It can have a hole in it.

[SimonMignolet]

Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?

A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!


Q: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?

A: The doctor is his mom!

[SimonMignolet]

Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?

A: Mississippi


Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?

A: A Secret.


Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?

A: EMPTY