looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[Belt]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Haha bro, what type of pic?
No reply from TS

TS is busy with her sugar ?

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by seabass

As much as I enjoy down under, I hope you are above water

bro, I am not above water... still sinking deep deep...

well this is life...

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by siam66

ah di ??? ... Lol ... .... okok ... * jiayou * ... * fighting * ... * gambatte * ... * soo soo * .... hehee ...

u siam66 di di la!!! u can't be older than me... u JUST sound old nia

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Piggy sis

41 above many single er.... a finger full only lo

Like anyway u just need them to cum shake shake to fullfiLL your 365 quota close one eye La. Hahahaha

acidicavex bro, ya u so smart! only a finger full and at that age they have wivesssss and kidsssss like the piece of meat in my office now, she 2.5times my size and i bet her husband is around this age LOLOLS@!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Haha sis DP! How r u!

Can I be in the priority Q? But I not bastard hor
Just look at our rep points, its a sign..we r just meant to be have fun

CAN! for you of cos priority.

BASTARD in this context is just a noun, term, name or rather it should be buster. No implications. No offence.

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

CAN! for you of cos priority.

BASTARD in this context is just a noun, term, name or rather it should be buster. No implications. No offence.

Thanks sis DP!
U r always so sweet, me like!

Bumps for sweet babe!

[hardcoremayhem]

DiscordPiggy, your comments are simply hilarious!

Keep them coming!

[Botakhead]

Any offers so far?

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

bro, I am not above water... still sinking deep deep...
well this is life...

As I cant bear to see a distressed damsel slithering and sinking until sunk
So here comes Uncle LaoBaby aka DirtyHairy to try prise you from your economic dunk
Indeed all your slutty yet touch-me-not demands can be fulfilled if you want
But only if you, alleged Lao aunty, should opt for this confirmed Lao baby as the one
So instead of grey matter torturing and sinking further cluelessly afield
Why not be a coveted charsiew than being a wasted DiscordPiggy, utterly chao tar & grilled
Yes go on...let uncle DHairy aka Laobaby come to your aid
No worries...even if you are in your seductive best...he won't take you to bed

[Apollo]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Thanks sis DP!
U r always so sweet, me like!

Bumps for sweet babe!

bro post your FR here

[Apollo]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

As I cant bear to see a distressed damsel slithering and sinking until sunk
So here comes Uncle LaoBaby aka DirtyHairy to try prise you from your economic dunk
Indeed all your slutty yet touch-me-not demands can be fulfilled if you want
But only if you, alleged Lao aunty, should opt for this confirmed Lao baby as the one
So instead of grey matter torturing and sinking further cluelessly afield
Why not be a coveted charsiew than being a wasted DiscordPiggy, utterly chao tar & grilled
Yes go on...let uncle DHairy aka Laobaby come to your aid
No worries...even if you are in your seductive best...he won't take you to bed

bro you talk so much but no bed

I think in this forum's spirit ... no bed no talk

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by Apollo

bro you talk so much but no bed
I think in this forum's spirit ... no bed no talk

Hullo and yo Bro Apollo, Laobaby DHairy agrees with you and more
Indeed a sex forum without mating let alone no juicy bedlam is certainly a bore
But lest you forget, we the samsters of yore still try to act gentlemanly
Even seduced blind and lured by images of the most succulent pussy
We will try to woo ( not WooHoo) but never act against the wishes of the lady
Especially when it is clear that her requirements include money but dont touch me
As such, a sizzling intercourse must surely much depend on sis DiscordPiggy
Only she can decide if it's just only oral with no sio chim, sio pooh nor (bro Rat's) tehnee

[Botakhead]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Hullo and yo Bro Apollo, Laobaby DHairy agrees with you and more
Indeed a sex forum without mating let alone no juicy bedlam is certainly a bore
But lest you forget, we the samsters of yore still try to act gentlemanly
Even seduced blind and lured by images of the most succulent pussy
We will try to woo ( not WooHoo) but never act against the wishes of the lady
Especially when it is clear that her requirements include money but dont touch me
As such, a sizzling intercourse must surely much depend on sis DiscordPiggy
Only she can decide if it's just only oral with no sio chim, sio pooh nor (bro Rat's) tehnee

Agreed, no fuck no fun.

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by Apollo

bro post your FR here

Haha bro, sure will have FR...friendly report
But......sis DP is MIA...again lol

[Gemel]

sugar uncle position still required bo?