To stay in or out of a relationship with a KTV gal

[diehard4ever15@]

wah bro steadyman1. never see u long time leh. u better cheong with us b4 i disappear.

[Steadyman1]

Originally Posted by diehard4ever15@

wah bro steadyman1. never see u long time leh. u better cheong with us b4 i disappear.

Sure. Our Cheong King is arranging. So when you are disappearing??

[pewpew]

Originally Posted by DTCEPL

Wow, one nite can blown 4k to 12k.....really damn expensive place for the rich only - and definitely far beyond my capabilities.

If I am Bro Kiko, I rather spend the hard earned cash on somewhere else.

1 FL = S$ 100
1 BIG ROOM = S$ 500
*Rings rings*
50 Gals appeared outside doorstep within minutes
*Having difficulty choosing which nip to eat and which hole to drill*
*Wear cap, BONK AWAY!!!!*
*End of Session Total spending around 6K*
Following night "ROUND TWO FIGHT!!"

[alwayseatout]

Originally Posted by diehard4ever15@

when KTV gal say I LOVE U=I CHOP U
I MISS U=I WANT YOUR MONEY
BAOBEI/LAOGONG=CARROT CAKE
MISS ME ANOT=WHEN U WANT GIVE ME MONEY
TAKE ME OUT=either to screw or get screwed.
and so when she say "baobei, i miss u" =carrot cake ah, i want ur money . and if she say i love and miss you. you have double penalty.

this are the golden words of KTV GALS.
pls added more.

LOL! This one's damn good!

[alwayseatout]

Originally Posted by slider_72

For Kiko, my recommendation is that each time he feels lonely, he should go to the toilet with a blindfold, box of chocolate from Marks and Sparks and $30 cash.

Step 1. Blindfold yourself.

Step 2. Hold the $30 with your left hand. Place the box of chocolate next to you.

Step 3. Imagine yourself in some nice KTV and surrounded by girls. Use your right hand to touch yourself and wank off if you want.

Step 4. Finish already, take out the blindfold and viola! Your $30 still in your hands and Marks and Sparks chocolate still there. Can be recycled for future use.

STAY AWAY FROM KTVs.

Haha!! Good one! Reminds me of telling those who r on tight budget to f_ck a FL!

[alwayseatout]

Originally Posted by Steadyman1

Sure. Our Cheong King is arranging. So when you are disappearing??

Remember to bring me along lei...

[Steadyman1]

Originally Posted by alwayseatout

Remember to bring me along lei...

hahaha sure and remember to book the room...

[Fatjumbo]

Originally Posted by HairyBottom

Hw r u bro Fatjumbo?

I rem giving u some advice when u 1st started this thread, came in here yesterday to see how u progress but surprised to see main character changed to bro kiko liao.

So hows yr that KTV girl? any ending to share?

Yo Bro HB,

I am feeling good if not better than ever. Still with my gal lor....stick like a super glue. But like many bros adviced, enjoy the bonking meanwhile constant reminder not to be sucked into KC, got to prepare like Army Alert Red status 24hr standby to send her off like a torpedo when I am tired of chinese fried rice.

Bro Kiko is another sad story on his own....maybe he thinks every KTV gal also KC queen awaiting for him ( Prince charming ).

Have fun cheonging bros

Jumbo

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by DTCEPL

Wow, one nite can blown 4k to 12k.....really damn expensive place for the rich only - and definitely far beyond my capabilities.

With that kind of budget, take a plane to PRC or LOS and fuck all the different pussies until lan jiao skin tear!

[pussyman72]

Originally Posted by justl00king

With that kind of budget, take a plane to PRC or LOS and fuck all the different pussies until lan jiao skin tear!

lol i 2nd that. i done it lol i fark till my lj beg for mercy LOL

[HairyBottom]

Originally Posted by Fatjumbo

Yo Bro HB,

I am feeling good if not better than ever. Still with my gal lor....stick like a super glue. But like many bros adviced, enjoy the bonking meanwhile constant reminder not to be sucked into KC, got to prepare like Army Alert Red status 24hr standby to send her off like a torpedo when I am tired of chinese fried rice.

Bro Kiko is another sad story on his own....maybe he thinks every KTV gal also KC queen awaiting for him ( Prince charming ).

Have fun cheonging bros

Jumbo

well happy jiu hao lor..as long as minimal damage can liao.

as for kiko...no comments.

[Fatjumbo]

Originally Posted by HairyBottom

well happy jiu hao lor..as long as minimal damage can liao.

as for kiko...no comments.

Hi Bro HB,

yea lor.... lately been bonking other FLs as well...darn shiok !!! KNN never realise so many FLs to try out.... try until cannot finish. Need to recharge my sperm bank liao cos this bank runs out faster than Vitamin M.

Happy cheonging bro.

Jumbo

[Hungary Fighter]

Originally Posted by Fatjumbo

Still with my gal lor....stick like a super glue. But like many bros adviced, enjoy the bonking meanwhile constant reminder not to be sucked into KC, got to prepare like Army Alert Red status 24hr standby to send her off like a torpedo when I am tired of chinese fried rice.

it's good u can think this way....coz another girl will come along whoz going 2 b better looking & more accomodating to u.....never ever just stick to 1 girl when u r coming out to cheong.....

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by pussyman72

lol i 2nd that. i done it lol i fark till my lj beg for mercy LOL

Your LJ must have had a blast!

Now cannot go LOS liao.

[Fatjumbo]

Originally Posted by Steadyman1

hahaha sure and remember to book the room...

Wow very the shiok man u guys, cheeky all of u call me the Tua Pek Kong..... double session cheong is so far the best. Last night new location darn cheap budget cheong!!! When is the next outing leh bro?? hee hee Thanks to all bros who had up my pts lately. Cheers.