10 Tips for bros who just started in chionging ktvs and joints.

[~iOOi~]

Originally Posted by Heart Break Kid

For example, S'pore women expect you to sponsor their course fee for a Master degree.

Another example, Msia gf expect to give SGD1,000 to their parents on Chinese New Year.

Is there anything in return?

[FBDfkingBIGdick]

well bening a newbie i will defentily heed your warning and try not to break them

[siberian]

Originally Posted by jojogigi

After i read the rules for the WLs. I have a set of tips for bros who started chionging.

Rule 1: Never fall in love with a WL, they are here to make money. Often we do make mistakes of falling in love when that GFE hits you. But on the safe side .don't. How often do WLs marry us sg guys? yes they are cases but definitely not much.

Rule 2: Don't believe everything they say. Their job is to entertain customers.
they might say they love you, like you or what. But remember its their job. (but there are cases where they do fall in love)

Rule 3: Don't spend too much time on them. Work and making money (family) is utmost importance. You can always have girls running after money when you are rich but you can't have money running after girls.

Rule 4: They normally have alot of guys for them. You are NOT the special one. In most cases the special one is money.

Rule 5: Always try to pay for their services. Foc doesn't mean its good, always comes with a price afterwards (although sometimes its really foc)

Rule 6: When they start to lend money from you. you know you have to stop contact. Unless you really know her very very well.

Rule 7: If you really loved that particular WL. Don't overspend money on her.
Sometimes she's just there for money only. never love.

Rule 8: Its all entertainment in this places. Not SDU. Not places for finding your wife.

Rule 9: Always cap ur little bro. (you might not want any little yous or some disease

Rule 10 : Try to follow the above.

anyway im not perfect. i still broke some of the rules. LOL

thanks for your advise.

[ING ING]

Nice 10 comandment... Will keep in mind

[black_secret]

i may be slow, i may be late ...

But I have to UPZ this post!! Great work bro!

[Hulunbeier]

Whow...this is a fantastic thread! I wanna share my encounter just last night at a Geylang Joint.

I waited till 1245am for my horse to finish collecting her tips. She came in earlier at 1230am her condition was superb...but 15 mins later, her breath is sanked with beer! She told me she needed to down as customer will not tip her unless she downed beer. Ok..I am ok.

Next with many left over beer she poured another big glass and slurped it down. Actually I plan to have supper (I did not tell her). She said she wanted to puke and only puke when bathing in her own washroom!

Fxxx her as she already took charge of my schedule for past 3 days! And i was pissed.

We left the place and she had customers at the entrance so the natural greetings and huggings. I did not stop and walked straight downstairs. She knew I had walked down. I waited 3 mins and she called to ask where am I? I told her waiting for her downstairs and needed to walk together to the carpark.

She told me too drunk and told me to pick the car and drive to the joint. I just felt like telling her Hey why dun u get a cab home...but being a STUPID nice gentleman, I walked and drive and sent her home.

So she think she high class CB? I was pissed mad cause in PRC I am chauffered and gfs walked with me. This cb although I treat her freaking nice trying to exploit me?

Once I reached home I smsed her the relationship ended when I walked to the car park.

I am fuming mad till today! Worth it? U may classify is it a tiff but I will update what happened....I sent a mass sms on New Year so her name included!

Never Fall in love with a Ang Pai......I did not know she is ang pai!

If just wait in the room till 1250am my as well I went home at 1130pm and have early sleep. Wait for her till 1250am to drive her home? Insane! Some more asked me to take leave as she needed a break from work. So kudos to bro Slider who wrote on ROS << return of service >>

I will not patronise the joint until she is home cause it kind of make me sickly when she sees me...she can limit her tour of duty whenever I step in...taking care of my wallet? Feel? That was the confusion that led me to the 1250am trap! Nabe!

As promised I will update if she smsed or called my bro...my assesment right now is she knows Sing Men Avoidance Theory on Shopping Trip! ha ha!

[Hulunbeier]

As mentioned, she replied a greetings on New Year to me.

Whow...so I smsed her at 3pm explained why I was so heated...she replied saying she did not really get to know me well and this stuff should be considered trivial. The context is not for her to judge as I have asked many friends on my decision to pick her up is correct...100% Agreed I am Correct.

Ok la...given she is much younger and me continuing the STUPID guy....

Smsed her yesday 01 Jan...ok la...hardworking and working. Plan to see if she had time later in the evening...no time wau so hardworking and so positive.

Called her at 1130am on 02 Jan...HP at first on but need to leave voice mail later changed to OFF mode. SMSed me at 150pm saying just woke up.....haha I think 10 more mins how to finish everything and rushed for work?

Out of my STUPID mind today 02Jan, I smsed her I do not want to suffer in pain! And never kiss my lips and I oredi told myself not to let any KTV gals to touch my lips! Cause I oso wanna act high class! I will abide to this and push off any KTV gals kissing my lips!

Damage to my STUPID act. $900. I know is little to some cause it is not a one month marathon.

Emotional Damage: This feeling of loss hopes had not happened in more than 20 years.

Emo Happiness: Best Luncheon served by PRC...I need to compliment her cause she is better than my PRC galfriend residing in PRC. Also thank you to my male friend CHG for organising this simple luncheon....a lasting memory never to be forgotten...hence the high expectations from her...oops Am I wrong Again??? Anyway is over....cause dun want to go thru that emotional damamge again. Too painful for emotional stress cause it is not the F thing to me at the end of the day.Although F thing could be the process during the courtship!

[HCKing]

my tip will be if u r new to the scene always chiong with someone experienced who can guide u and pull u back when he see u crossing the line.
rem only look for fun in such places never look for love cos the gals are nt there for love. with their youth, looks and charm u think they r lack of love in their land need to fly all the way down here to find love? think abt it.
but then of cos if u r damn bloody rich with too much money dont knw where to spend then by all mean go and sian them. it'll be real fun.

[middlerocks]

Thanks for sharing.

[GreenHorny]

No matter KC with ktv gals or sauna gals, dun listen to their life stories. Be it true or not, it will be damn sad and tragic which we Sporeans could never imagine and as the Good Spore Guys, our heart will always soften after hearing that. Once I went ktv in china with a good buddy of mine, this gal who set with him tell him her life story, how she start working at a young age and wash dishes from morning to night, simi lanjiao, we come ktv to happy not watch soap operas sia... and in the end, the gal skip the strip dance part which is part of the deal..
KC is really a fun game, add feeling to the sex process. It is a longer term investment than commercial sex. I love playing this game of KC..haha..
Btw, all experience bros out there, any tips in how to get KC with KTV gals or sauna girls? mind to share.
haha, one of my bros, say that to make a better impression on sauna gals in china, get her to skip the AR process cos they simply hate to do it.

[xchange]

The story in the Straits Times today of black widow and praying mantis reminds me of this and other threads about the dangers of falling for girls in the entertainment industries (KTV. Pubs, Massage Parlors , even FL's ).

The female praying mantis/black widow bites off the head/eats the male during /after copulation.

For many without strong discipline and self control, falling for a girl in the entertainment line is like falling for a human equivalent of the black widow/praying mantis.

[DO_YOU_BJ]

Originally Posted by xchange

For many without strong discipline and self control, falling for a girl in the entertainment line is like falling for a human equivalent of the black widow/praying mantis.

Very well said!
Upz u