most pervert things done? - Page 39

randyboy73 · #**571** 21-12-2006, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yankim3

does she keep dog as pets? i wonder what will happen if she happen to keep a male dog

need u ask? probably the poor dog will all be shrivelled up after one week with her from excessive sperm donorship....

tellmiwhy · #**572** 21-12-2006, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randyboy73

need u ask? probably the poor dog will all be shrivelled up after one week with her from excessive sperm donorship....

i onli saw this kind of stuff on vids nia, nvr knew local also so happening.

Huluman · #**573** 21-12-2006, 03:53 PM

i think 80% of the posts here are more fantasy than actual things done ...hiaz

Huluman · #**574** 21-12-2006, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humga

most pervert thing... always find chance to go crowded place with alot of gals.. then walk behind them where there is not much space in between.. then try to touch touch their buttock...

I've beat up one guy doing that to my chick .. 5 years ago .. almost got a jail term... i jabbed his throat ..immediately he had spasms and couldnt breathe

no_faith · #**575** 22-12-2006, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stashsg

during school holidays days, some friends went to a chalet .i pcc into a disposable cup and added coke. i put in an ice cream stick and placed it in the freezer. i gave a girl i liked to eat. saying i made it specially for her... while licking it she said it had a familiar taste.... damn horny watching her eat ......

wa, 'ice-cream' in front of u, no wonder horny

i also got similiar scenario, a gal hu is always loggerhead wif me, i dig my cum into her coke and stir it, hoping it dissolve, tinking she going to drink my cum, i was happily laughing away, fantasize the scene...not knowing itook out my finger, wet wif coke, i put into my mouth to dry up my finger
i steam leh, is this pervert

tellmiwhy · #**576** 23-12-2006, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by no_faith

not knowing itook out my finger, wet wif coke, i put into my mouth to dry up my finger
i steam leh, is this pervert

u steam becoz of ur "coke and cum" finger in ur mouth or because of the gal?

if drink ur own cum also can steam...then.....i think u r in the rite thread.

vkoolboi · #**577** 23-12-2006, 01:11 PM

My most pervert act is to have a bj in the lift from ground to 20th floor.

Sandybottom · #**578** 31-01-2007, 09:47 AM

Any more updates on this bros?

chickenzip · #**579** 31-01-2007, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vkoolboi

My most pervert act is to have a bj in the lift from ground to 20th floor.

wah bro...did ur gal manage to finish you off? if yes...that should be a record for the fastest bj...

vkoolboi · #**580** 31-01-2007, 12:00 PM

Shot the load so high that it hits the lift buttons.

That was long time ago already.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chickenzip

wah bro...did ur gal manage to finish you off? if yes...that should be a record for the fastest bj...

(o)(o) Tuner · #**581** 31-01-2007, 01:26 PM

I wonder if this has been put up.

When I was in my secondary school days, I had a crush on this gal name Cheryl. So one fine day, I finally bring up my courage and speak to her, and also get to know her address. I started to wrote her letters since then. For some days I couldn't resist myself from fatasizing her, I PCC on the letter I wrote and mail it to her. She did not show me the letters I wrote, but I wonder if the stains were still wet when the letter finally reach her residence

nuclearkid · #**582** 31-01-2007, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (o)(o) Tuner

I wonder if this has been put up.

When I was in my secondary school days, I had a crush on this gal name Cheryl. So one fine day, I finally bring up my courage and speak to her, and also get to know her address. I started to wrote her letters since then. For some days I couldn't resist myself from fatasizing her, I PCC on the letter I wrote and mail it to her. She did not show me the letters I wrote, but I wonder if the stains were still wet when the letter finally reach her residence

Oh geez, you are gross!

Out of curiosity, did she reply?

bruce wayne · #**583** 31-01-2007, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superchevy

my office girl use to ask to buy fish burger at night when over time ...
before pass to her went to toilet jerk my cum and spread over the fillet o fish white creamy stuff just nice wrap back and pass to her

she ask how come come the burger got so much cream ..... so i ask is it nice she replied yes especially with lot of creamy white stuff .

I will never look at another FILLET O FISH the same again

(o)(o) Tuner · #**584** 01-02-2007, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nuclearkid

Oh geez, you are gross!

Out of curiosity, did she reply?

Yes she did reply by asking wat are those stains? I politely reply her those were spilled drink

TCSG · #**585** 01-02-2007, 09:33 PM

Last time in the early 80s, there is this fast food burger restuarant in Serangoon Garden call Buddies "if can remember correctly"... Just opposite the Chomp Chomp hawker center... now is a coffeeshop.

Me and my friends like to PCC with condom (secondary school days). After PCC, we will remove the condom with sperm inside and put the condom into the plastic container for chilli and ketchup.

We feel dam shoik to see people people squeezing the sperm fill chilli and ketchup into their burgers. We always make it a point to go there and see the customer eating our sperm. And also we wuill try to refill it once a while. Ha Ha Ha.

One day we notice student from another school trying hard to squeeze the chilli out from a container. At first some chilli came out then no more. It seems like the container is full but he couldn't squeeze anything out of it anymore. Then he notice something is blocking the hole and preventing the chilli from coming out from the container. The stupid guy try the pull out the thing that is stuck in the hole with all his might.

Guess what? Ha Ha Ha. The more he pull, the thing seems to come out and is stretching more. The finally with a "pop" sound, the thing came out of the container and it is one of our condom.... ha ha ha ha...... The poor boy was "stoned" when he see the condom. He even bring it to the counter and show it to the manager to complain. The manager act bodo and bochap him.
The poor boy finally go back to his table with his friends and wipe off all the chilli from his burger before eating it.

Guess it cost a lot to buy a burger during the early 80s and he feel heart pain to throw away the burger.

Me and friend could not stop ourselves from brusting into laughter so we quickly leave the place and laugh loudly outside. ha ha ha ha

Those were the days.

Thanks for reading with patient.