To stay in or out of a relationship with a KTV gal

[Heart Break Kid]

Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

HBK, you are wrong......
It's clear this guy is a misfit........he's in his own little world....reality does not make sense to him.....fact is fiction and fiction is fact to this poor soul.
Everywhere we go, wherever on this planet, there'll always be one......

OK lah ..you are right. hahahaha

[Fishcer]

Guys, just have a laugh at all his posts....for all u know...he may be rofl at whoevr gets pissed with his postings....so....letz just laff at the laffin fool at the other end of the screen....

[DO_YOU_BJ]

Nabei somemore can PM me last nite to wanna cheong wif me so i can understand and get to understand him better...free rider

KNN U KNOW I WHO BOH! wanna cheong wif me wah kaoz 你头脑有病!

[Fishcer]

Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

Nabei somemore can PM me last nite to wanna cheong wif me so i can understand and get to understand him better...free rider

KNN U KNOW I WHO BOH! wanna cheong wif me wah kaoz 你头脑有病!

Then can i cheong with u.... ? Me also wanna get 4 wives.... must learn from u

[DO_YOU_BJ]

Originally Posted by Fishcer

Then can i cheong with u.... ? Me also wanna get 4 wives.... must learn from u

Trust me, like i said, sounds nice when it aint you....and its not nice if its you.

[Fishcer]

Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

Trust me, like i said, sounds nice when it aint you....and its not nice if its you.

Hahahaha....i noe i noe....very sian to juggle sometimes....datz y i've told myself dat i will now b a 1 woman man, at least until the next better woman comes along

[DO_YOU_BJ]

Originally Posted by Fishcer

Hahahaha....i noe i noe....very sian to juggle sometimes....datz y i've told myself dat i will now b a 1 woman man, at least until the next better woman comes along

Hope none of them reads this hehehehe

When i had one...i always damn envious of kakis of mine who had 2
Then i had 2....wow seebeh song
then i had 3, cannot hold 1 hand when walking else other 2 will stare at u machiam big eye small eye
Makan cannot put any dish onto their any 1 plate, else, again, the others thing you big eye small eye
Now go out, front seat become trunk liao...all stuff bot during shopping in front seat......
All sit behind else the front seat will become a contest.....not fun.....

[Fishcer]

Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

Hope none of them reads this hehehehe

When i had one...i always damn envious of kakis of mine who had 2
Then i had 2....wow seebeh song
then i had 3, cannot hold 1 hand when walking else other 2 will stare at u machiam big eye small eye
Makan cannot put any dish onto their any 1 plate, else, again, the others thing you big eye small eye
Now go out, front seat become trunk liao...all stuff bot during shopping in front seat......
All sit behind else the front seat will become a contest.....not fun.....

Hahaha...some will find it enjoyable, some will find it horrible....

[Ah Dez]

Originally Posted by kiko

My gal told me if really like her, cannot tabao, must wait until marriage then can, but she dammed pretty, i cannot tahan how? !

Kid, u need to wake up your idea..... your mother never teaches you... never trust women????
You should go watch more MOVIES.... since our olden days... even movies like "zhang wu ji" the mother also say.... never trust women... especaily pretty women.... unless she is your wife.

She say she like you.... but u cannot ta bao??mean wat???... means she DON'T LIKE YOU... she is totally disgusted with you that she dont even want to get fuck by you for BUSINESS transactions.
She works in a KTV.. everyday she get touch by men..... you think other guys never ta bao her before???... she say NO and u believe???... she could be sucking a customer's cock... as she smsing you asking you if you had your lunch yet...
damm pretty.. so.??? she is a KTV girl... working lady.. she sells herself for a living.....
wait until marriage , then can ta bao.... wat the fuck......

HER MOTHER LOCK HER CHEE BYE WITH A CHASITY BELT????

Originally Posted by kiko

No i will not do that, its against my principle . A man must be honest , truthful to everyone everywhere he go. And if i marry already , i will retired from cheong, and no more ktv, no more night life, no more taobao. And i will only be a good family man to my wife and a good father to my children!

This.... i agree.. a man must be honest , truthful... but i ask u..... You knew her from a KTV .. once a KTV girl.. will forever be a ktv girl.... coz she earns $$ easily... why would she want to live with you.. if u can like maybe only earn $4000 a mth???
be a ktv girl.. she got plently of guys to spend $$ on her...
there is no such thing as quitting from chiong for her... you will be back... coz ,in the 1st place.. U KNEW HER FROM SUCH PLACES...
ok.. even if u can swear by your last drip of sperm.... that u will never ever .... go out play.....
DO YOU THINK SHE CAN DO IT?????

kid...... uncle here... work in geylang for so many girls..... look after so many hang flower and ktv joints... I dare to say... i fuck more chee bye , than even you see tits..
when the girls.... say she like you... means 90% your money... 10% you.


for your case.... i see your last 5 posts...

she likes you........... 99% to con 1..... 1% to get away from you.

[slider_72]

Originally Posted by kiko

My gal told me if really like her, cannot tabao, must wait until marriage then can, but she dammed pretty, i cannot tahan how? !

Originally Posted by kiko

No i will not do that, its against my principle . A man must be honest , truthful to everyone everywhere he go. And if i marry already , i will retired from cheong, and no more ktv, no more night life, no more taobao. And i will only be a good family man to my wife and a good father to my children!

Bro Kiko,

Don't listen to the other guys in the forum. They are all bad people out to hurt you because they are jealous of your good fortune in finding such a good girl.

From your post, I can tell that your girl is a really good girl and she must really be in love with you. And since she said must get married first, she must be very pure and innocent. My heart goes out to you and I can feel your anguish and pain.

Luckily I read your post today because I think I can help you. You see, I know high ranking government official in China and I got under table connection with Singapore immigrations and the Registry of Marriage. I can help you.

What I propose to do is this; you give me your girl's contact number, I will call her and get her personal details. After that I will fly up to whichever part of China she came from and meet up with her parents. You marrying somebody's daughter and as a man of principle, you must get the parents' permission first. Its ok. I can speak with them on your behalf and pay over the dowry to her parents on your behalf.

After that, I need to go to see my high ranking government official friends in Beijing to get her a special permit to travel to Singapore. You know lah, talk to government people in China must give them some money one.

Once the Chinese side is settled, I will speak with my high ranking government official friends in Singapore immigrations and Registry of Marriage to arrange for your girl to be issued with the Pink NRIC and for you to get a special advance date to solemnise your marriage. I understand you see she so pretty and must tahan so long a bit bad for your manhood. So get a special super early date for marriage means you can enjoy each other earlier. No need to wait so long. You know lah, speaking with government people in Singapore also need to give some money one mah. Otherwise how to get things done chop chop right?

Also, since I have to fly up there and have to go here, there and everywhere, pay everyone I see, I need to spend a lot of money too.

Don't be mistaken, I have no intention of making any money from you. I see your story so touching that it brought tears to my eyes. That is why I decided I want to help you. You just cover all the expenses and undertable money that I need to pay can liao.

I estimate the total sum maybe about SGD69,069. If you really love your pure and innocent KTV girl and want to be with her, please go and raise this sum of money. I will PM you my PO Box number later. Once you raise the SGD69,069, please make sure that they are all in old, unmarked bills. Small notes please. It is a bit to carry $10,000 bills around. Better to have them in $50s and $10s. Put the money in an old unmarked envelope and have it sent to the PO Box address that I will PM you later.

I am currently on a study trip at Nigeria. Once I come back from my study trip at Nigeria, I will straight away collect the money from the PO Box, go to China and bring your virgin bride back to your loving arms.

Remember to send the money. I feel so happy for you I can cry. Don't forget to send the money.

PS: Remember, send the money in old unmarked bill and in small denominations. Don't send coins ok? Too heavy to carry lah.

Just in case you need to contact me once I am in China, I will sms you my Cayman Island phone number. And in case you think I am a con man trying to cheat you of your money, I will also sms you my British Virgin Island address.

DON'T FORGET TO SEND THE MONEY.

[alwayseatout]

Originally Posted by Fatjumbo

Hi Bro Fischer,

Will say, I've managed the control quite well. She currently "Fu Fu Tie Tie". Majiam tame the white tiger lor.

My kakis all say every outing stick like a chewing gum to me liao. KNN.

Whoa! Fu fu tie tie? Teach me a few of ur kung fu lei...

[Fishcer]

Originally Posted by slider_72

Bro Kiko,

Don't listen to the other guys in the forum. They are all bad people out to hurt you because they are jealous of your good fortune in finding such a good girl.

From your post, I can tell that your girl is a really good girl and she must really be in love with you. And since she said must get married first, she must be very pure and innocent. My heart goes out to you and I can feel your anguish and pain.

Luckily I read your post today because I think I can help you. You see, I know high ranking government official in China and I got under table connection with Singapore immigrations and the Registry of Marriage. I can help you.

What I propose to do is this; you give me your girl's contact number, I will call her and get her personal details. After that I will fly up to whichever part of China she came from and meet up with her parents. You marrying somebody's daughter and as a man of principle, you must get the parents' permission first. Its ok. I can speak with them on your behalf and pay over the dowry to her parents on your behalf.

After that, I need to go to see my high ranking government official friends in Beijing to get her a special permit to travel to Singapore. You know lah, talk to government people in China must give them some money one.

Once the Chinese side is settled, I will speak with my high ranking government official friends in Singapore immigrations and Registry of Marriage to arrange for your girl to be issued with the Pink NRIC and for you to get a special advance date to solemnise your marriage. I understand you see she so pretty and must tahan so long a bit bad for your manhood. So get a special super early date for marriage means you can enjoy each other earlier. No need to wait so long. You know lah, speaking with government people in Singapore also need to give some money one mah. Otherwise how to get things done chop chop right?

Also, since I have to fly up there and have to go here, there and everywhere, pay everyone I see, I need to spend a lot of money too.

Don't be mistaken, I have no intention of making any money from you. I see your story so touching that it brought tears to my eyes. That is why I decided I want to help you. You just cover all the expenses and undertable money that I need to pay can liao.

I estimate the total sum maybe about SGD69,069. If you really love your pure and innocent KTV girl and want to be with her, please go and raise this sum of money. I will PM you my PO Box number later. Once you raise the SGD69,069, please make sure that they are all in old, unmarked bills. Small notes please. It is a bit to carry $10,000 bills around. Better to have them in $50s and $10s. Put the money in an old unmarked envelope and have it sent to the PO Box address that I will PM you later.

I am currently on a study trip at Nigeria. Once I come back from my study trip at Nigeria, I will straight away collect the money from the PO Box, go to China and bring your virgin bride back to your loving arms.

Remember to send the money. I feel so happy for you I can cry. Don't forget to send the money.

PS: Remember, send the money in old unmarked bill and in small denominations. Don't send coins ok? Too heavy to carry lah.

Just in case you need to contact me once I am in China, I will sms you my Cayman Island phone number. And in case you think I am a con man trying to cheat you of your money, I will also sms you my British Virgin Island address.

DON'T FORGET TO SEND THE MONEY.

CLAP CLAP CLAP !!! Bravo Bro !!! Seeing that ur soo compassionate, let me b ur bodyguard while ur handling all the things for him...u know lah...not safe to carry soo much $$ while ur in China...i willingly do it for small sum...意思意思就好...me also very touched, tears flowing down my face le...very touched by ur generous actions Bro Slider....soo touched it brings a big smile to my face...

[slider_72]

Bro Kiko,

By the way, before I forget, once you send the money, please PM me. After that, don't call me, I'll call you.

Trust me.

[Ah Dez]

i think slider is a good choice.. help u meet the parents.. then also test drive her chee bye... see got any germs or virus.... to make sure that she is a virgin.

[slider_72]

Originally Posted by Ah Dez

i think slider is a good choice.. help u meet the parents.. then also test drive her chee bye... see got any germs or virus.... to make sure that she is a virgin.

Bro, how can you say like that. Bro Kiko will be very sad one you know, if somebody go there and test drive his girl first. She so pure and innocent, confirm must be a virgin, where got germs or virus one.

Bro Kiko, never mind them. Anyway, for your peace of mind, I will even bring her to a specialist doctor to certify that her hymen still intact. For added insurance, I will ask the doctor to conduct a full VDRL to make sure no HIV or other STDs plus get her vacinated against Hep A, B, C and D.

Unfortunately must pay a bit more for the insurance and peace of mind. I think another SGD6,969 should be enough. Same as before, remember to send money in old unmarked bills.