What do you do when you masturbate?

[lthink]

hahaha you all damn cock lah! but very funny...

anyway... i was thinking any other parts of your bodies you will touch, other than your privates...

and im a girl btw, hahaz

[Window7]

this thread is bored. TS school holiday?

[markeus]

Originally Posted by HPoirot

I have OCD, so i must cum after stroking exactly 100 times. If i don't cum by the 100th stroke, i must eat an apple, wash my hands 100 times clockwise, 100 times anti-clockwise, switch the light on and off 100 times before i can try again.

So, to answer your question, i count while i masturbate.

hilarious!!!!!

[Scarrlet]

Originally Posted by jitlong69

I shake with my left hand and on my right I will hold 2 fifty dollar bills. After I shoot, I will tell myself...........I save 100 bucks

This is the most funniest answer I found so far! LOL!

Okay for me I would either watch some hard fucking/doggy porn or just start into space while I rub my clit. If I'm not watch porn, my left hand will be rubbing my clit, right hand twisting my nipple and fantasizing about getting fucked really hard and violently.

[Desires]

Originally Posted by jim carey

well for me... i try to better my shooting distance....

today i stand 10 inches away from bedroom wall

tomolo i try 15 inches away

lol hahaha

[taegukgi]

I will read jokes

[ufo91919]

I'll check the Feng Shui direction and timing for shooting purpose so as to enhance my luck with the ladies. When I get lucky with ladies, then no more DIY.
Hahaha!!!

[cannon2balls]

Originally Posted by lthink

hahaha you all damn cock lah! but very funny...

anyway... i was thinking any other parts of your bodies you will touch, other than your privates...

and im a girl btw, hahaz

The purpose of masturbating is to feel shiok and eventually unload - so besides the cock and balls, like not many other areas a guy can touch on his own body leh, unless he feels like sticking a finger up his own ass

I normally rub baby oil on my cock and balls when I masturbate. With one hand jerking up and down, and the other grabbing and rubbing the cockhead in a circular motion, guaranteed to cum under 5 mins

[arsenal_84]

hmm...i think about the biggest boobs FL i ever bonk

[Bangster]

I stare at the TV screen showing the stocks...
When they rise, I cum.
When they fall, I just keep rubbing. Rub till they rise.
Sometimes takes a few weeks to cum.
Very pek chek.

[bigcockboy]

i use butter and pcc very good but every time i wan eat not enough :<

[Kaleidoskop88]

i try new technique..
1) change hand,
day 2, instead of like normal way of holding the didi, hold it reverse (dont know how to say)

day 3 use both hand

day 4 1 stroking direction only,

day 5 reverse direction stroking

after this will incorporate targets pulak..

masturbate is fun~~

[whacky]

I like to tickle my balls. I'll even use a cock ring sometimes (for 50% of users it will enhance stimulation while for the other 50% it will delay orgasm - for me, i fall in the 2nd category.

[用过都说好]

I will think about all the poor little kittens that God gonna kill... cuz everything you masturbate, God will kill a kitten...

[hokkienguy]

Originally Posted by 用过都说好

I will think about all the poor little kittens that God gonna kill... cuz everything you masturbate, God will kill a kitten...

demon u mean?