Pearl of the Orient - Page 29

Scorpioking87 · #**421** 10-10-2012, 06:27 PM

Bro Ultra,

Thanks for such a colourful FR..it's been a while since anybody took the effort to write a long interesting one..liked the bit regarding the Dr No. and cigarette smoking half time break...too bad she din have the extra time or golden goal break at the end.

If u ask me, i think u should hv gotten a refund from our matey,Albert...still like u said, there r many other fishes in the pond..

Scorpioking87 · #**422** 10-10-2012, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ultraeqd1987

Frogs do terrible phalloplasties. Consult a reputable plastic surgeon for your penis modification needs.

U hv any surgeon to recommend bro?

sengseng · #**423** 10-10-2012, 07:10 PM

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order,
Can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done

Scorpioking87 · #**424** 10-10-2012, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sengseng

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order,
Can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done

Wat happen to the last three alphabets?

ZachBonano · #**425** 11-10-2012, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jconnor

I have a lawyer friend in Klang who takes only criminal cases. He must have bourbon and a fuck in the morning before he goes to court. He claims he cant think clearly otherwise. On the occasions that I've stayed with him, its a norm to have escorts sent to him in the wee hours of the morning.

Do you have your own firm or do you work for someone bro?

I work for someone bro....

Xcyted · #**426** 11-10-2012, 09:23 AM

C B A- Complains Bout All

Scorpioking87 · #**427** 11-10-2012, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ZachBonano

I work for someone bro....

working for someone has its own privilleges as well...

..slowly but surely, u will be ur own boss soon...

ZachBonano · #**428** 11-10-2012, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Wat happen to the last three alphabets?

Girls Fuck Every Dick Cock Batang Available...(just as a joke k, really)

ZachBonano · #**429** 11-10-2012, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ultraeqd1987

Frogs do terrible phalloplasties. Consult a reputable plastic surgeon for your penis modification needs.

Thank you for the FR....keep it up bro...

sengseng · #**430** 11-10-2012, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Wat happen to the last three alphabets?

Your Guess is as good as mine.

sengseng · #**431** 11-10-2012, 08:10 PM

A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be?"

One boy said, "I would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette."

Another boy said "I would want platinum because its worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher said, "Alice, What would you want?"

Alice said "I would want Silicone."

"Why would you want silicone?" Asked the teacher.

"Well my mom got some, she replied. And there's always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway!"

Scorpioking87 · #**432** 11-10-2012, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZachBonano

Girls Fuck Every Dick Cock Batang Available...(just as a joke k, really)

That's a FACT bro, not a joke lo...so many smart professors now in this thread

Scorpioking87 · #**433** 11-10-2012, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sengseng

A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be?"

One boy said, "I would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette."

Another boy said "I would want platinum because its worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher said, "Alice, What would you want?"

Alice said "I would want Silicone."

"Why would you want silicone?" Asked the teacher.

"Well my mom got some, she replied. And there's always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway!"

You jz gave me an idea. Since gold trading is now held as unlawful, i shall now start my own silicone trading company called Pamela(formerly known as Genneva)..anybody wanna buy my silicone?

sengseng · #**434** 11-10-2012, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

You jz gave me an idea. Since gold trading is now held as unlawful, i shall now start my own silicone trading company called Pamela(formerly known as Genneva)..anybody wanna buy my silicone?

Pamela no good, earlier she put it on then later she took it out again. Kanneva sounds better, dun you tink so. KEKEKE

Scorpioking87 · #**435** 12-10-2012, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sengseng

Pamela no good, earlier she put it on then later she took it out again. Kanneva sounds better, dun you tink so. KEKEKE

Sounds better ya...some more I doubt the authorities will wan to take action cos the thing will be a hit with the ladies..like tat Genneva Dato kam used to say to his customers..dun worry one..we sure will work this one out with the authorities...ya right...work out with the authorities to determine how much to divide the monies among themselves, is it? KNN the old farker...

Me, an almost kena customer of Kanneva, oh oops I mean Genneva...