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Things Singaporeans like: Pretending to be a safe and great place



This comes from the culture of having face at all cost. Chinese countries value face a lot. You see this in Korea, China, Singapore, Hong Kong, etc.

In China, the crime rate is low. People are hardworking and intelligent. There is 5000 years of civilisation.

Of course, the reality is internet is heavily filtered. Facebook, twitter, youtube and everything else is blocked. Crime is sky high. Violent crime is sky high. IP crime is sky high. People don't even bat an eyelid if you get run over by a bus or robbed/pickpocketed on the streets. But everything is swept under the carpet by the state to maintain face.

In Singapore, it is the same. The government (dictatorship really) specially prepares the airport to be immaculate so that visitors that land are impressed. They ensure the roads and trains from the airport to the city are immaculate as well. Ditto for the city centre/business areas itself. Investors and foreigners who fly into Singapore see that. They see English signs. They invest money in the city.

But in reality, the airport was built by not Singaporeans but by modern day slaves from South India and China. These men are paid 500-800 bucks per month to work as construction workers in Singapore. They built the airport. They are housed in inhumane housing, work inhumane hours, and put up with inhumane treatment, rudeness and exploitation from their Singaporean employers.

In reality, the clean streets are not kept clean by Singaporeans. But by these very same modern day slaves.

Singaporeans do work as cleaners and construction workers as well but they do not comprise more than 10%.

Another great ploy to market the city is to boast about it's 'achievements' and sweep all negative things under the carpet...i.e. whitewashing. So the media are all state owned and whitewashed.

The crime rate is manipulated by the police and government to appear low. In Singapore, crime can be seizable and non-seizable.

Non-seizable crimes are those such as assault, feeling up women, and etc. The police generally do not act on such cases. Why would they? It is extra work for them and it raises the crime statistics and makes them, the dictatorship they serve, and the country 'lose face'.

One has to take time off work to go to the civilian courts to file one's own charges. The process in theory looks okay. But in reality, it takes years and many days off work. And in the end, one has to represent oneself in court to prosecute the criminals oneself or spend many thousands of dollars to employ a lawyer to do so.

So many victims of crimes in Singapore just suck it up.

And of course, even after criminals are convicted, the dictatorship and their henchmen will fudge the figures to present a low crime rate so as to have face and to attract investors.

Granted the overcrowding (many pairs of eyes watching all the time) and dictatorship (death penalties for anything they fancy) have created a fearful society just like that in North Korea/China/Myanmmar etc.

But try walking down a street in Singapore and see how many people are trying to deliberately bang into you, insult you, and cut you down. Note how the apartments all have more metal grills and bars than prison cells. Pigs are flying if Singapore has a low crime rate (honest rate that is not fudged)!

[ProjectSpectre]

Thank you TS for excellent thread. So many funny jialat stories.

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by FunnyHippo

I'm not surprised if this JiBye is gay...
For sure this idiot is a narcissistic person...
Use Facebook as an excuse to connect with the people...
Walk the ground if you want to interact with the public lah...
Bodoh Peh Babi...

His wife looks fat n dumpy n this guy wear those tight tight clothes like overaged gigolo. I never see pictures of his kids too

[squiggle]

I dreamt that I was fking my indian married 30 yo classmate in the handicap toilet, she wore black/red lingerie. I put my hands on her head trying to make her suck me harder and faster during bj while she keeled down. After that we fked together in the standing up sex position till I cum. I then woke up realized that I have a good wet dream, I quickly ran to my kitchen toilet with a clean shorts. My dad asked me what happened, I just replied him that I have a bad stomach ache

[LongReach]

Another story, this time from NS days:

I was at my gf's place. We were fooling around on her bed. I took off her panties and started to give her Australian kiss. After a few minutes, I could feel a sticky wetness around my mouth. I pulled back for a while and saw that it was blood! WTF??? I thought she was having her period and scolded her for not telling me. That's when she told me;

"I'm not having my period! I think you have nosebleed!!!"

Alamak! Sibei malu!!!

[scouringstick]

here goes.

this happened when i was 14 years old. Back in sec 2 days. went "steady" with a girl from another school. after a few months of going steady, we went for our 1st nite date. wasnt that late as it was just goin for dinner around AMK area and it was about 8plus at nite. she brought her lil bro around and he was about 5-6 years old.

after makan, headed over to her house as her mum, is away for nite shift. yeah, dad wasn't around either as parents are divorced. was chit chatting as per norm after which both of us went to her room. was making out and about to get my 1st ever blow job when all the sudden, her lil bro came in the room and swung a badminton racquet on me!!!

luckily i wasn't injured and i left shortly after. we did not contact after that. lol.

saw her a couple of years ago. fucking hot now. but sadly, she was together with a butch. imagined to myself what if i were to bang her that fateful nite. all the sudden, i remembered the badminton racquet incident and laughed by myself.

sibei jialat.

[cr8tiv3]

Here is my jialat story... with my fb

There was one evening that my fb texted me that she was alone at home and ask me to come over.

My fb is a petite sized sporty girl with a tight body with a pair of b cups. Never fails to draw attention from the opposite sex although she has a permanent bf about to get married. Of I couldn't say no to her invite.

I drove like a f1 driver to her place. Upon opening the door for me, I grabbed her and we kissed vigorously and passionately. Stripping her along the way to her room. The foreplay was so hot that my rod is super hard and she is super wet. Just when I was about to eat her pussy, a voice shouted, "ah girl! Why you never closed the main door! Later got thief how!?" And why u throw your dirty clothes on the floor? Faster come pick them up!"

It was her mom! Her mom was supposed to be at work but took leave that day without informing my fb.

We just panicked and my fb told me that her mom would always stayed in the living room once she is back. And there is no alternate escape route other than going thru the living room to the main door. Or either that I can spiderman down from the 7th floor.

I am unable to spend the night at my fb as I will be deadmeat trying to explain to my wife why I didn't come home that night.

My fb then dressed up and went out to pacify her mom. Her mom even asked if my fb's bf is here as she saw my shoes at the door. She had to lied to her that the shoes belongs to her bf but its a spare shoes. She distracted her mom to the toilet and quickly gave me the signal to evacuate.

I wasted no time running out like a ninja with heart pounding like crazy.

Didn't get to bonk my fb that day but she texted me that she love the kind of adrenaline rush! We had many other episodes of hot sex in safer places after that. Haha

[belfull]

Originally Posted by cr8tiv3

Here is my jialat story... with my fb

There was one evening that my fb texted me that she was alone at home and ask me to come over.

My fb is a petite sized sporty girl with a tight body with a pair of b cups. Never fails to draw attention from the opposite sex although she has a permanent bf about to get married. Of I couldn't say no to her invite.

I drove like a f1 driver to her place. Upon opening the door for me, I grabbed her and we kissed vigorously and passionately. Stripping her along the way to her room. The foreplay was so hot that my rod is super hard and she is super wet. Just when I was about to eat her pussy, a voice shouted, "ah girl! Why you never closed the main door! Later got thief how!?" And why u throw your dirty clothes on the floor? Faster come pick them up!"

It was her mom! Her mom was supposed to be at work but took leave that day without informing my fb.

We just panicked and my fb told me that her mom would always stayed in the living room once she is back. And there is no alternate escape route other than going thru the living room to the main door. Or either that I can spiderman down from the 7th floor.

I am unable to spend the night at my fb as I will be deadmeat trying to explain to my wife why I didn't come home that night.

My fb then dressed up and went out to pacify her mom. Her mom even asked if my fb's bf is here as she saw my shoes at the door. She had to lied to her that the shoes belongs to her bf but its a spare shoes. She distracted her mom to the toilet and quickly gave me the signal to evacuate.

I wasted no time running out like a ninja with heart pounding like crazy.

Didn't get to bonk my fb that day but she texted me that she love the kind of adrenaline rush! We had many other episodes of hot sex in safer places after that. Haha

Lol wow bro.. How old is your fb? She seems to be having more sex with you than her own bf?

[SibueyJiaLat]

Good jialat story! Thank you for sharing.

Originally Posted by Asdf12345

Another Jialat story,

I was at a club with my ex and her friends who I'm not very close with. Most of the time I just chill and smile to everyone in order to look friend. A tall girl was looking in my direction and I just smile as per usual.

The next min this girl was a few steps away from me and simply took a long brush on my dick with her hair and I immediately realize the she is a bak pok. Worse thing is one of my ex friend saw that and quickly inform my my ex.

My ex was furious when she approach me but laugh when the first few words came from my mouth "Baby a bak pok molest me!". This become joke of the night and occasions when they meet up...needless to say I didn't join their event again

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing jialat story. Caught the last word "smaller".

Originally Posted by Asdf12345

In my teenage years, I went swimming with my family and family friends at yishun swimming complex. There was this boy who like to stick to me and I find him very cute and keep disturbing him. I brought him along to the male changing room to shower in the open shower area. We met up with my family and friends for dinner.

At the dinner, the boy suddenly blurt out in front of everyone to his mum" Mummy when I grow up I wan my didi to be like ***kor kor size, my kor kor one smaller" everyone was stunned and laugh hysterically leaving me and his brother paiseh to the max. Disclaimer....I don't think mine is big

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by AhSoonNo1

Thanks! Bro, pardon me, what is a "bak pok"?

Originally Posted by Ramzai

Transvestite

Thank you fora sking and answering.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by squiggle

I dreamt that I was fking my indian married 30 yo classmate in the handicap toilet, she wore black/red lingerie. I put my hands on her head trying to make her suck me harder and faster during bj while she keeled down. After that we fked together in the standing up sex position till I cum. I then woke up realized that I have a good wet dream, I quickly ran to my kitchen toilet with a clean shorts. My dad asked me what happened, I just replied him that I have a bad stomach ache

Sibueyjialat lah! Thank you for sharing.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Another sibueyjialat story! Thank you.

Originally Posted by LongReach

Another story, this time from NS days:

I was at my gf's place. We were fooling around on her bed. I took off her panties and started to give her Australian kiss. After a few minutes, I could feel a sticky wetness around my mouth. I pulled back for a while and saw that it was blood! WTF??? I thought she was having her period and scolded her for not telling me. That's when she told me;

"I'm not having my period! I think you have nosebleed!!!"

Alamak! Sibei malu!!!

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing jialat story.

Originally Posted by scouringstick

here goes.

this happened when i was 14 years old. Back in sec 2 days. went "steady" with a girl from another school. after a few months of going steady, we went for our 1st nite date. wasnt that late as it was just goin for dinner around AMK area and it was about 8plus at nite. she brought her lil bro around and he was about 5-6 years old.

after makan, headed over to her house as her mum, is away for nite shift. yeah, dad wasn't around either as parents are divorced. was chit chatting as per norm after which both of us went to her room. was making out and about to get my 1st ever blow job when all the sudden, her lil bro came in the room and swung a badminton racquet on me!!!

luckily i wasn't injured and i left shortly after. we did not contact after that. lol.

saw her a couple of years ago. fucking hot now. but sadly, she was together with a butch. imagined to myself what if i were to bang her that fateful nite. all the sudden, i remembered the badminton racquet incident and laughed by myself.

sibei jialat.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Narrow escape jialat story. Thank you.

Originally Posted by cr8tiv3

Here is my jialat story... with my fb

There was one evening that my fb texted me that she was alone at home and ask me to come over.

My fb is a petite sized sporty girl with a tight body with a pair of b cups. Never fails to draw attention from the opposite sex although she has a permanent bf about to get married. Of I couldn't say no to her invite.

I drove like a f1 driver to her place. Upon opening the door for me, I grabbed her and we kissed vigorously and passionately. Stripping her along the way to her room. The foreplay was so hot that my rod is super hard and she is super wet. Just when I was about to eat her pussy, a voice shouted, "ah girl! Why you never closed the main door! Later got thief how!?" And why u throw your dirty clothes on the floor? Faster come pick them up!"

It was her mom! Her mom was supposed to be at work but took leave that day without informing my fb.

We just panicked and my fb told me that her mom would always stayed in the living room once she is back. And there is no alternate escape route other than going thru the living room to the main door. Or either that I can spiderman down from the 7th floor.

I am unable to spend the night at my fb as I will be deadmeat trying to explain to my wife why I didn't come home that night.

My fb then dressed up and went out to pacify her mom. Her mom even asked if my fb's bf is here as she saw my shoes at the door. She had to lied to her that the shoes belongs to her bf but its a spare shoes. She distracted her mom to the toilet and quickly gave me the signal to evacuate.

I wasted no time running out like a ninja with heart pounding like crazy.

Didn't get to bonk my fb that day but she texted me that she love the kind of adrenaline rush! We had many other episodes of hot sex in safer places after that. Haha