Monthly trip to ChangPing, HouJie & HuMen

[coolmanks]

[QUOTE=Lookingaround2;2371980]AiyoQUOTE]

Your HJ KTV got this standard or not?

天下第一K房之北京天上人間



北京的天上人間去一趟就知道啥叫做K房了。以下是我們點的其中一位，當天到午夜都坐不到抬的MM




那天有機會到了北京，我跟同事見了內地的客戶，
我說：公司做東的，要去哪裡？一切包在我身上！
內地的朋友就說：北京的天上人間去過了沒啊？
我說：沒啦，太貴了吧，現在已經過午夜12點了，這樣不划算的啦
內地的朋友：不去見識一下怎麼行，你們台灣人就是這樣小鼻子小眼睛的，怎幹大事？

是可忍，孰不可忍？被426羞辱可是很嚴重的！這下子不為台灣爭一口氣不行啦
我說：也不是小氣啦，你都開口了，那就去看看吧。



於是一票人殺到門口......恩恩，就在長城喜來登的一樓，果然是超五星級的K房，熟悉的聲音來了：先生 晚上好！你們幾位老闆啊？三位啊，小包就成了吧
門口迎賓小姐就看出檔次了，五六個亮度不輸名模，而且少說高度都有一米七以上，還穿高跟鞋，我們三個站在一 旁看起來一點也不像老闆，倒像是癟三........



我說：是的小姐，請給我們一間小包，請問消費如何啊？
迎賓小姐：小的一間低消是三千元，可以抵酒水的。
(搶劫喔)我說：那麼要喝很多吧，我們不太能喝哦
迎賓小姐：沒事的，你們開最便宜的紅酒一瓶是1580，只要兩瓶就會超過啦，請放心。

(我的媽呀)我說：那麼如果不要包房行不行？我們不一定會點小姐的
內地的朋友：不點小姐來幹啥？沒事的，你看他天天火爆客滿就知道，我們就一個小包啦
迎賓小姐：其實我們也有大堂的，可以不要小包，其實時間也晚了，在大堂可還有幾個沒座台的小姐
(好家在啊)我說：那麼我們到大堂去，老兄你點的小姐也包在我身上總成了吧



迎賓小姐：請先買門票吧，一位200元。

啥？！要買門票？有沒搞錯？我說：那麼小姐怎麼算？
迎賓小姐：一般就是請小姐喝酒的話(聊天就算坐抬)要五百，短鐘三千，長鐘五千，但是我們不會問客人與小姐 之間的消費。
內地的朋友：知道了知道了，就進去唄，立馬找一個來敲敲背唄

(天啊，為了台灣人的面子，鄉親啊！這就是愛台灣啦！)



三人進去大堂，因為看到吧台有好幾個MM，就直接坐在吧台，點了最便宜的啤酒，開始我的天上人間之行。我只 能說，北京天上人間果然名不虛傳，光這些剩下來的十幾個沒人要的MM就可以打死所有上海的K妹，更別說其他 地方了，貼圖的是內地朋友點的，請大家欣賞一下。

要先說明，這位內地朋友點的MM是重慶姑娘，面貌身裁已屬一流，但是跟其他老外帶出場的，或是一旁走來走去 已經死會的MM相比，仍然是遜了老大一結。



最後由內地朋友點的這位MM開著她自己的寶馬大5(有加長的哦)送我們大家回酒店，隔天還出來帶我們遊天壇 ，再請我們吃一頓要價上千RMB的晚飯，還跟我們到錢櫃唱歌，交際手腕比我們做業務都強，這些MM最特別的 不是外貌，而是知識教育水準都夠高，又見過世面，還比我們有錢，所以聊起來感覺特別好，還會教我們大陸的投 資之道。最後我跟同事都以五千收場，結束了這次的北京之旅。

下次有機會再貼上我點的MM，以服務各位同好。

[3dee]

Originally Posted by and_alloy

wah. that day trying hard to call u but u no pick up. too busy with girls ah?

so sorry bro, was busy with girl on that day...

this kind of thing you know lah, 有 異 性 就 沒 人 性 了 ... hehehe...

Originally Posted by tokkon1

Bro 3Dee say you are the right person to help wif the golf set purchase. Can recommend a place in SZ.? Thanks...

yo bro, just to clarify, what i meant SZ is the better place in the sense that after all, CP is a small town, and i believe SZ will have more variety for you to choose...
but of course, if you want to buy in CP, there are available.

Originally Posted by Allanooi

Bro 3dee, i will definitely PM Bro Marlborolgt for the details of such wonder pills ....
Paiseh to trouble you... again and again... I got another favor i just PM, when u free hope u can fill me in with details.. I envy u flying again.... how nice.... u better eat tonic hor takecare ....

hope most of your problems found answer...

Originally Posted by Lookingaround2

Aiyo... for you DiDi where got consider as condition...
so you still with the CA gal? or she decided to go CP work liao?

tell you a secret hor... they are now developing the part 2...
and whether soon will proceed to part 3 or not... will update you after his nov trip... hehehehe...

Originally Posted by coolmanks

Your HJ KTV got this standard or not?

Bro, you are not that far… soon you will be visiting the sister-link ktv… dongguan sheraton and beijing sheraton great wall are belongs to the same group… enjoy!~

(i am still hesitate to join you in hj or not leh...)

Originally Posted by coolmanks

我只能說，北京天上人間果然名不虛傳，光這些剩下來的十幾個沒人要的MM就可以打死所有上海的K妹，更別說 其他地方了，貼圖的是內地朋友點的，請大家欣賞一下。

i got similar comment from my friends. they went there august, arrived late, around 10:30pm, but hor, the left over all still si-pek chio!!!

but hor... you know for sure i will not be there...
"門口迎賓小姐就看出檔次了，五六個亮度不輸名模，而且少說高度都有一米七以上"... you know my preference lah...

[Lookingaround2]

Originally Posted by coolmanks

Your HJ KTV got this standard or not?

Aiyo.... you joking is it... this kind of standard... belong to the left over at HJ... hahahah

more SYT looking..., more CFM looking....., more "want want" looking one also have...

hahhahaha

[coolmanks]

So the HJ and Beijing KTV are sibling? But sibling does not mean sure equal. Sometime even twins do not look alike.

Just kidding You take care..

Originally Posted by 3dee

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Bro, you are not that far… soon you will be visiting the sister-link ktv… dongguan sheraton and beijing sheraton great wall are belongs to the same group… enjoy!~




Sure or not?
Does the girls also have BMW to bring me slightseeing?開著她自己的寶馬大5(有加長的哦
Treat me to thousand $ dinner next day?請我們吃一頓要價上千RMB的晚飯
還會教我們大陸的投 資之道
If she can talk to me about CDO then I am convince (HJ is even better). hahha


Ok believe you, .....so need advice.... how do I apply for PR?

Thanks...
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Originally Posted by Lookingaround2

Aiyo.... you joking is it... this kind of standard... belong to the left over at HJ... hahahah

more SYT looking..., more CFM looking....., more "want want" looking one also have...

hahhahaha

[coolmanks]

So the HJ and Beijing KTV are sibling? But sibling does not mean sure equal. Sometime even twins do not look alike.

Just kidding
thanks, u take care..

Originally Posted by 3dee

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Bro, you are not that far… soon you will be visiting the sister-link ktv… dongguan sheraton and beijing sheraton great wall are belongs to the same group… enjoy!~
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Sure or not?
Does the girls also have BMW to bring me slightseeing?開著她自己的寶馬大5(有加長的哦
Treat me to thousand $ dinner next day?請我們吃一頓要價上千RMB的晚飯
還會教我們大陸的投 資之道
If she can talk to me about CDO &SIV then I am convince that HJ is even better. hahha


Ok believe you, .....so need advice.... how do I apply for PR? And will bring more Moa papers.

Thanks...

Originally Posted by Lookingaround2

Aiyo.... you joking is it... this kind of standard... belong to the left over at HJ... hahahah

more SYT looking..., more CFM looking....., more "want want" looking one also have...

hahhahaha

[Lookingaround2]

Originally Posted by coolmanks

Sure or not?
Does the girls also have BMW to bring me slightseeing?開著她自己的寶馬大5(有加長的哦
...

once you buy for her, she got liao lor...

[3dee]

Originally Posted by coolmanks

Sure or not?
Does the girls also have BMW to bring me slightseeing?開著她自己的寶馬大5(有加長的哦
Treat me to thousand $ dinner next day?請我們吃一頓要價上千RMB的晚飯
還會教我們大陸的投 資之道
If she can talk to me about CDO &SIV then I am convince that HJ is even better. hahha

bro coolman, don't be too surprise, those girls work in TSRJ one all are super rich.

i heard about this news few months back,
one uni master research female student comitted suicide, and then they found her bank account has multi million savings (千 万 ), after the investigation, it was found that she has been working in TSRJ for 3-4 years...

guess what, at least 3k per night, generally their monthly income are far higher than the normal working adult in sillypore...

[SexKing972]

now at shenzhen , si be sian , going to cp soon

[Maitong Kit Mak]

Originally Posted by SexKing972

now at shenzhen , si be sian , going to cp soon

huh! Sibei siazzz..So u parted ways with Mr Surachai already? Guess u got to wait for the rest of the pow wow team members to touch down lor...
Any news on the CP scene plz update me bro!

[ripper99]

recently super buzz ... and now bro BH is in ZH .. haiz ... left me dripping sperm alone ... haiz

Originally Posted by berber

hahaha relax man CP coming soon for u.....
hang on....
i go 1st liao... 7 more days...
cheers

haha by the time I read your post .. you only left 2 more days to wait .. ber ... remember to reccee ... haha .... we told you what to look out for already

Originally Posted by CibLover

Bro, thanks for the points.

Me not selfish to share but I really do not remember their names nor numbers. However, you can go and take a look. 6th Floor on the tallest hotel in Houjie. Mummy name QQ.

sure things abt the point man ... you wrote a great FR ... when I happen to pass by houjie ... I will go and have a look

Originally Posted by 3dee

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bro, not only that, you need to be able to sing, to dance, to drink and to play dice!

to my experience, those who can sing, cannot drink; those who can drink, cannot dance; those who can dance, cannot play dice...
those who can do them all... only very few...

i confirmed my nov and dec trip liao, will miss you this around...

I can sing, I can drink, I can dance, I cannot play dice ... shit .. fail the min requirement .... fainted ... haha

bro SH and I are checking the other day when we can meet you in CP leh .. haiz ... think gonna miss you this time round already lol ... nvm still got chance ...

[coolmanks]

Aiya, I cannot even affort to drive a BMW myself. You must a mixed up of identity. It is the other golfer that is loaded. hahah

Originally Posted by Lookingaround2

once you buy for her, she got liao lor...

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by CibLover

They straight-away says they wanna gang-rape me later... I was sprayed all over my body with some liquid (supposedly anti-bacteria). Next they gulped milk into their mouth and started licking and sucking all over my back even till the base of my feet. AA was licking my back while BB was sucking my fingers, hands, elbows, arms...etc. Damn shiookkkk.... Between fingering AA and she giving me a catbath, once in a while, I pulled her over to savour her luptous breast. Then, a warm feeling engulfed my little bro. BB was giving me a hot tea BBBJ. Aww...

Damn...felt like a king, leh!! hehehe...

One great satisfying bonk.

End of my first tarma in China.

WA LIAOZ !!!!!!!!

I am having a SUPER HARD ON after your FR.... if not because of the incredible prices that you stated earlier, I def dun mind being a king for a day like u

[GTOKING]

Originally Posted by 3dee

bro coolman, don't be too surprise, those girls work in TSRJ one all are super rich.

i heard about this news few months back,
one uni master research female student comitted suicide, and then they found her bank account has multi million savings (千 万 ), after the investigation, it was found that she has been working in TSRJ for 3-4 years...

guess what, at least 3k per night, generally their monthly income are far higher than the normal working adult in sillypore...

BMW.........you and me also got contribution to them.
I pay for the petrol , some pay for the maintenance haha

[SexKing972]

Originally Posted by Maitong Kit Mak

huh! Sibei siazzz..So u parted ways with Mr Surachai already? Guess u got to wait for the rest of the pow wow team members to touch down lor..
Any news on the CP scene plz update me bro!

KNN , your brother surachai leave me alone la !!!

like got one word say

" hu cibai bo pen you liao " .........che hong

[Botarbolampar]

Hahahahaha to all my bros here,

Just came back in one piece. But very tired.

For those who are in CP. Enjoy life to the fullest. Kekekekekeke

Cheers