Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)

[see see only]

Originally Posted by Ben77

Wa bro see see only, you type wrongly izit. BMW 325i with soft top izit, so so miss lychee needs to carry umbrella

No !!!!! it is really a BMX, but it is not the soft top one, understand 2007 onwards all hard top liao.

[Cuntworth]

Originally Posted by see see only

No !!!!! it is really a BMX, but it is not the soft top one, understand 2007 onwards all hard top liao.

BMX come with sport rims bo?

[see see only]

Originally Posted by Cuntworth

BMX come with sport rims bo?

Tell u BMX liao - where got sport rims ???

[tookara]

ya lor bmx no sports rims mah

[rovinrak]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Good evening MrAppleTV, or shall I say, self-righteous cretin? Please, dismount from that moral high horse of yours and ponder before making slanderous remarks. It will do you good to read properly before rattling off like an ignoramus. Really, I can't see a cynical and blind person like yourself being capable of any love and care. Pffft, you're no thoroughbred.

Since when did I equate care with money or shoes? They're very separate and different entities. Shoes can be bought with money but care is priceless. Care or Love is ultimately what I desire although shoes somehow manage to fill part of that void. Care is not something that can be bought or quantified but it can be earned. I may have earned it, but I might receive nothing in return and that is what irks me- to be treated like a vessel of mere flesh and blood. But I am only human! I need care and affection. Don't I love? And yearn? And laugh and cry?

Shoes are the least of my worries. I already said I'd pay for them and I still do, despite having already found the ideal man I set out to look for; and make no mistake- he can easily afford the Louboutins. Still, I demand nothing. It is entirely up to him what he wants to give me. I have given myself many times and not once did I say or even suggest: "Darling, let's shop after lunch tomorrow?" If I was a shameless gold-digger, I'd be long gone knowing a man would not pay my rent or buy me Blahniks.

My biggest question is, what concern of yours is any of this?

If you ever see me, you will eat your words. And they will be like gravel down your throat.

Nice rebuttal with the choice of words

[see see only]

wow dont know why, I dreamt of meeting Ms. lychee-martini :

Me was riding her with my BMX like "甜蜜蜜" fetching her to some place but finally of all place, she ask me drop her at St James Power Station ..............

Shit what a night mare - drop her at St James and all the wolf immediately rush & dive forward onto her. Though she resisted and struggled hard but she became their prey in no time .....

But a bad dream ................

[see see only]

"waste bandwidth read your crap. luckily zap you dont need waste other people's bandwidth. hope your 甜蜜蜜 is still very sweet."

Met Ms. lychee-martini, standing at 1.65mm, long hair, very sweet looking, very intelligent SYT professional told her to post somemore in her tread, she say boring -

So hehe me so started again to spin her tread a bit but too bad kana zap by hehe a particular bro, I must thanks you for the lesson and realise something

Ok lesson learned, next time i just post:

"TS where are you?" ....... see see if a wise lady like her will reply my boring "TS, Where are you?" post - nevertheless it is perfectly ok to be zap but at least glad to see only 1 shallow samsters with not depth around in SBF

[BIGCOCKHEAD]

TS mission in acting

[see see only]

Originally Posted by BIGCOCKHEAD

TS mission in acting

Since me take her as a good friend me from now, think i should not post anything more about her unless she do it herself but at least she did mentioned she saw our lame preivous post that made her laugh laugh a bit.

Wahahaha no matter what - let see if me can still spin her tread until she appear again however now a bit diffcult liao la

[macrick]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Good evening MrAppleTV, or shall I say, self-righteous cretin? Please, dismount from that moral high horse of yours and ponder before making slanderous remarks. It will do you good to read properly before rattling off like an ignoramus. Really, I can't see a cynical and blind person like yourself being capable of any love and care. Pffft, you're no thoroughbred.

Since when did I equate care with money or shoes? They're very separate and different entities. Shoes can be bought with money but care is priceless. Care or Love is ultimately what I desire although shoes somehow manage to fill part of that void. Care is not something that can be bought or quantified but it can be earned. I may have earned it, but I might receive nothing in return and that is what irks me- to be treated like a vessel of mere flesh and blood. But I am only human! I need care and affection. Don't I love? And yearn? And laugh and cry?

Shoes are the least of my worries. I already said I'd pay for them and I still do, despite having already found the ideal man I set out to look for; and make no mistake- he can easily afford the Louboutins. Still, I demand nothing. It is entirely up to him what he wants to give me. I have given myself many times and not once did I say or even suggest: "Darling, let's shop after lunch tomorrow?" If I was a shameless gold-digger, I'd be long gone knowing a man would not pay my rent or buy me Blahniks.

My biggest question is, what concern of yours is any of this?

If you ever see me, you will eat your words. And they will be like gravel down your throat.

Dont type so much. Name a price, U will have a willing buyer.

Happy whoring.

[AppleTV]

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

My biggest question is, what concern of yours is any of this?

What a surprise to see you here. Shouldn't you be spending quality time with your new sponsor? Not my business, of course.

You are truly a cut-price joke. Is your pitiful attempt at peddling your merchandise really the concern of anyone? NO, and only relevant and interested parties need apply in the first place, you don't have to remind us. To you, that ought to be restricted to parties who qualify under your rigorous criteria and are more than willing to form a long queue. While eagerly penning faked odes to your implied magnificence, naturally.

Ugh, get real. This isn't Class 95. You don't only hear the good things. You wag your filthy arrogant ass on an open public forum like this and you only expect to listen to praises and tributes? If you can't afford to use a private blog or some exclusive online club for the purpose of soliciting, then don't complain if other people passing through were to register some comments. It is their right, even if you don't like it. There is no need to be so defensive or intimidating because you certainly don't own this space. Please get off your high horse. People aren't concerned with you per se, but only (passingly) with how laughable and bankrupt your little scheme here is.

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Please, dismount from that moral high horse of yours and ponder before making slanderous remarks.

Pffft, you're no thoroughbred.

Nobody is claiming to be some crème de la crème thoroughbred. Except for you. Slanderous remarks? Please check out your exact words.

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

RHETORICAL QUESTION: A girl gives you good (free) sex and treats you well, is it so difficult to just treat her equally in return? To give her the care she needs? *care, not love*

So in what way have you been slandered? There you go implying that you are going to be a good all-round service provider, only to ask to be compensated "equally" in return? Good sex in return for good treatment, those were your words. The "care" you "need" indeed?

So exactly what sort of remuneration package do you have in mind? Please, I think in the context of the entire thread, no one in the right mind would mistake your idea(l) of a deal for anything other than a kept woman. Which is really another name for a WHORE. A different sort of whore, perhaps, but still a whore nonetheless. Call an ass what you want but it is still just a beast of burden. No more, no less. No amount of whitewashing can expunge the spinelessness and shamelessness of your immodest proposal. You can try to fool yourself but can you fool the world?

Just listen to your own words again.

Originally Posted by lychee-martini

Care is not something that can be bought or quantified but it can be earned. I may have earned it, but I might receive nothing in return and that is what irks me- to be treated like a vessel of mere flesh and blood.

That's typical whore-in-denial thinking for you. You equate your bodily orifices with your self-worth and imagine these passages to be invaluable and sacred assets that men are dying to penetrate and possess. To these women, their vaginas are powerful and coveted magical vessels that people are plotting to steal or chase down without fail, and hence the keys to "earning" their success and happiness.

You constantly think people are impressed or jealous over your irresistible desirability in the eyes of others, so you can't but help broadcast just how many men are after you, how they grovel at your feet etc, every now and then. Sex with other people becomes a form of vindication for some perceived "wrong" by someone else who is deemed to have an interest in your vagina.

But it is not enough and will never be enough. When illusion encounters reality in the end and it's all over, when somehow things don't work out quite the way your deluded fantasies made them out to be, it is the singular fault of the male species for defiling you and making you feel little, used, cheap and humiliated. And no wonder. When you see your genitals as some golden treasure, you are bound to be disappointed.

You don't need another Chai Tau, you need a psychiatrist.

[AppleTV]

It isn't even that special or rare. Tramps like this inhabit every urban crevice. You meet one and you've met them all. Perhaps the men who abused you were opportunistic, conniving and unthinking, but you seem to have conveniently forgotten your part in the tragicomedy called your life. Or at least, in taking this charade so far.

Which is why you persist in thinking you ought to charge some kind of rent for the use of your body. Call it "love" or "care" or "time" or "Loubs" or "cash", you just want something back, for your "trouble", if nothing else.

You use sex for so many things but readily reject reality when others start treating you like a sex object. Obvious hypocrisy aside, it is an affront to your self-identity and self-image because sex is the only thing that actively defines your sense of self. You can't reconcile fantasy and reality. You find it hard to accept the fact that it is YOU who ultimately created this sex object projection, or that the inevitable result is that this fabrication will undoubtedly be "used" by others. And life is cruel so you end up seeking out an arrangement that is only "fair". Because you think you've "earned" it, therefore you "deserve" it.

Bloody marvelous! Talks like a whore. Thinks like a whore. Is a whore. Gee, sorry to disappoint you but you're just a tiny, anonymous part of a much bigger social problem.

"Care"? "Love"? It's amazing how imbeciles like you can throw such words about without any consideration. What will materialistic, shallow, vain and self-serving poseurs like you ever know about care or love or life? Don't cheapen humanity with your bottomless ignorance, apathy and narcissism. You think you can trade sex for love? Or failing that, barter for some "care" perhaps? Sounds like faulty logic piled on top of unrealistic expectations and wishful thinking.

You place yourself up there on some higher moral plateau but let's step back into real life. If the winner of your soap opera masquerading as a game show fails to provide you with the ample compensation (in material and other terms) that you have tabled, will you still be hanging around him after a month? People who equate sex and companionship with material and personal gains have no right to preach about and judge what is or isn't a basic human desire, be it care or concern. These are all just commodities to you, like your body, so only fair trade principles apply. Bravo! That's your idea of perfection, isn't it?

You enjoy it when you are the centre of attention. You adore the accolades and cheers being heaped at your feet and you definitely relish playing the role of a pontificating deity when reviewing a steady stream of desperate applicants. It is so fun to do your reviews (and dismissals), all at the expense of other people (even if, or especially because they are idiots), yeah? Didn't you have such a good time being entertained (shrill and mocking laughter included, behind the scenes as always) by the sheer preposterousness of it all?

But when this order of things is somewhat turned on its head, you immediately play victim and cry wolf. What's the matter? Can't take the criticism? Can't accept some fair comment? If that is so, maybe you should stop this vile parading around the forum. Can't deal with a couple of minor blisters from the inevitable flames? Well, don't hang out here! If you don't like to be judged and commented upon, maybe you should just haul your laughable crap over to flowerpod or singaporebrides and stay there. Then again, those boards are just not risqué enough for the likes of you, right?

Nobody asked you to come here. If you decided to be here, you had better recognize that this is a public soapbox that belongs to anyone who wishes to speak up, not just a piece of your personal real estate. And please don't deny that you have been using all this rubbish as a personal ego-trip anyway. Unfortunately, any sense of accomplishment and validation you might garner from this exercise is just going to be hollow and short-lived. Whatever it is, cheap handiness will never just be a one-way street.

Nobody pointed a gun to your head and demanded that you put up advertisements trumpeting your intention to auction your body. It was your choice. Please live with the consequences of your decisions instead of blaming the world whenever it is convenient to do so. You debase yourself with your actions and yet it is somehow still never ever your fault? Without the capacity for honest self-reflection, let's see where and how your perfect world goes.

Men who frequent the commercial sex scene looking for love and companionship are truly pathetic. Whores who expect to find the same in their workplace doubly so. To be fair, most hookers are probably more honest to themselves and realistic than that. What about you? Having set yourself up as a cheap slab of meat, what right do you have to lambast the world for treating you as one? If anything, you are just as hypocritical and self-righteous as your critics. Probably more.

Any whore who expects some Prince Charming to stride into the soiled existence she has chosen and carry her off to eternal happiness is just insipid. A self-styled Cinderella holding an audition to see if any twat will fit the imaginary glass boots she has in her head? Absurd doesn't even begin to describe it. Excuse me but white knights just don't go for whores for plainly obvious reasons, even if the broads concerned wear Jimmy Choos and sip lychee martinis all day long. As long as you have this ridiculous fairy tale ending on loop up in your head, you're never going to get out from the awful mess you got yourself into.

And mind you, what you have been proposing is quite a bit different from just getting an ONS, FB or occasional swinging partner. So don't pull down the rest of the forum to the absolutely subterranean level of the pit you have been stuck in for a long time. You don't have a right to.

Your muddled words already betray your warped expectations. Selling your body so brazenly for care, love, affirmation and pride? That's just a free lunch mentality under another name. Only to a whore would such a line of thinking be something to shout about. You have freely chosen an easy and slack way out of life's troubles, so what is so wrong with pointing out your laziness and superficiality? Whatever it is, you certainly don't need the help of a genius to explain why a void exists in your life.

Hah, you yearn, laugh and cry? And so fucking what? Nobody will treat you as a proper person until you start treating yourself as one.

When love is just a casual reward that goes to the highest bidder in an indecent game of manipulation, there can be no genuine trust, commitment, care or any bona fide human emotion worth something involved. You above all should understand that.

Cheap fakes like you deserve to be exposed. You are definitely not who you are desperately trying to portray yourself as. I think you know it too. Not my concern, to say the least. You will probably want to have the last say anyway so go ahead and have your perfect day.

[velvetkiss]

This is one of SG social issues. Then again, there are two sides to a coin. She probably has a lust for men, sad to say it is a disease. I don't think she wants to 'degrade' herself by 'advertising'.

[jekyll69]

do not hit criteria
T_T

[keith1234]

this is real good shit. I spent 1/2 hr or so reading from page 1 till here, but worth every minute (save for some stupid, insipid quarrels here and there).

adding on to sinisteral's lengthy analysis above, i would just like to add (even though i don't know her in person):

she's probably from a well-to-do background, still reeling from her previous failed r/s.

she's probably trying to find a rich, intelligent chap of equivalent social status for some companionship, not amounting to a r/s proper.

she's chosen sammyboy (of all forums?!) probably because she can be upfront about her sexual needs with this chap.

but seriously, since she's found her rich, intelligent and gentlemanly guy in here (quite a rare breed in here i think. Pls dont zap me if u feel u are one of the few rare ones in here lol), she's succeeded.

guess i found the thread too late plus i aint born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Too late, too poor

Best wishes, and maybe you could update us periodically on your life. This thread could prove to be a classic!