Massage parlours in Bkk

[norice]

Norikasan,

Once in Honolulu, I paid $150.00 to a Vietnamese girl from a Korean Bar for BBJs in my car. When I shot a big load in her mouth, she couldn't handle the pressure and the amount of load and she caugh all of it out on the car seat and the carpet. Next day, I had hard time cleaning and getting the smell out of the car! She told me, she doen't like the taste of the sperm! She should have told me that before then I could protect myself and the car. I had a mustang with cloth car seat!

[pocketrocket]

Originally Posted by Norikasan55

jwbparty and pocketrocket bro...

Side track, I'm just curious about the tourist police... any idea if we engage their help, do we have to give coffee money?
I hope will never need their help~

Not really a common practice for the Tourist Police in BKK...To be honest, most of the time, they just can't be bothered coz they "protect" the locals more than the tourist

[pocketrocket]

Originally Posted by norice

...But in my opinion, you'll receive better service from Orient than Angel!

I second that

[<<<SUCHINDA>>>]

Originally Posted by Norikasan55

jwbparty and pocketrocket bro...

Side track, I'm just curious about the tourist police... any idea if we engage their help, do we have to give coffee money?
I hope will never need their help~

Some might "suggest" to you after they help you....if you are not a tipper then act blur & pretend you din get the hint

[AirAlert]

Opps noob question, Where;s tulip??

Well.. dun worry bros.. Most of the time i believe it's just me.
I'm quite the Iced personality.

Last nite out.. if lucky i sneak in one at lunch time b4 heading airport.. haha

[AirAlert]

Maybe you can do better leh?
I the boring personality mah...
Dun like dat.. i very stress.. will do worst

[pocketrocket]

Originally Posted by AirAlert

Opps noob question, Where;s tulip??

Well.. dun worry bros.. Most of the time i believe it's just me.
I'm quite the Iced personality.

Last nite out.. if lucky i sneak in one at lunch time b4 heading airport.. haha

Wah Bro...Your ICE very cold hor...All the hot chicks also cannot melt ya

[AirAlert]

Due to work.. i dun think tonight can go out.. sianz.. sorry for the bro try to get me, hoped u had fun.
I think just the lack of language.

Last credit.. tomolo 11am.. opening.. IRIE/Visa/Tulip?

sleep on it and see how

[pocketrocket]

Originally Posted by AirAlert

Due to work.. i dun think tonight can go out.. sianz.. sorry for the bro try to get me, hoped u had fun.
I think just the lack of language.

Last credit.. tomolo 11am.. opening.. IRIE/Visa/Tulip?

sleep on it and see how

Aiyo Brother AirAlert...Why like that...How about room service? Soak in the warm bath and then get the ladies to massage ya to sleep lor...A great end to a long working day...Like I always do

[pocketrocket]

Originally Posted by Norikasan55

Haha, no matter how ICE he is, I'm sure the global warming will melt him oneday.

Dun said Bro AA...Reading all the talks about the Thai gers...Also got me all horny and steamy...I also melt in my seat already

[AirAlert]

dunno how to get room service wor.. i noob mah.
some website put.. 3000 whole day.. what it means? I call them and they "macdelivery"

Sorry if i irritating the bros that are not in Thailand.. no offence.

[ponkponk]

Originally Posted by jimmycool

Thank you Bro Knowntender, for your quick reply; very kind of you.
I know the area somewhat, there are a few salons next to each other; never knew they had good facial treatments. Thanks again Bro Knowntender.

sunday early noon...i walk around the soi 5 and 7 and also soi 3 but couldn;t find the shop ..so i just give a shop a try....at soi 3...walk in..ask for facial...then this girl attend to me...asking me to sit down on the chair..adjust seat for me..put my leg on the rest properly..then started to apply something cooling on face...and massage face...then she ask if want manicure...never do that before so i say ok loh...then she and 2 colleagues came to put my chair out..adjust my seating again...but quite comical as 3 person around trying to make me feel comfortable.

She carry on the facial and girl 2 came to help me take off my shoes and socks..to start manicure on feet nails..than girl 3 came to take my hands nails and start manicure......feel so shiok man...3 girls attending to me...then girl 4 came over and unzip my jeans and start to give me a BJ....super shiok!!!(ok girl 4 does not exist...was in my dream when I doze off on the chair haha)

the girls there are soso looking. can't remember the shop name but they all wear green uniform so easy to find.

damage: 400 facial, 400 manicure (I am not sure if this is the correct rate)
facial: 7/10 (black heads still have some and i think there should be better facial than this shop)
leg manicure: 9/10 (very good and gentle)
hand manicure : 5/10 (cut too short and abit rough)
BJ: 10/10 (in my dream)
rtf: i try another shop next time to see the standard diff first.

[norice]

Pocketrocket,

If your seat is too hot due to your libido, just grab your chicken and use the squeeze technique or slap the head couple of times.

[brucelee]

Originally Posted by norice

you want to have a one and only life time experience in Bangkok, go directly to Tulips Massage. Select a young and attractive girl, you might have hard time finding a SYT but keep looking and make a selection. Who ever you select, you will receive the best BBJs and Boom Boom in Bangkok, guaranteed!!!!!!

so bro norice, you finally visited tulip. glad you like it. In terms of service wise, they are tops, none I've tried beats tulips. any of the gals will provide same standard as all are well trained by mamasan mook and saeng.
but be warned bros.....as I said b4, not a place for looks but a place for top service.

[norice]

Brucelee,

I totally agree with your comment! In my humble opinion, Tulips provided the best service in Thailand! No other gogos, soapys, gel/lotion massage or BJ bars can match their special service! Cafe Biwa comes closest to matching Tulips special service but not quite the same! Too bad majority of the Tulip girls are not that attractvie but I saw few of them, who are kind of young and cute. So, when visiting Tulips, bring your glasses so you can take your time and select the best girl. Tulips has the smallest picture album in Bangkok!

During my special session, my eyes were closed for 80% of time, I bet, she thought I was in ecstasy but I didn't want to look at her face or body! But her special service was excellent, the best service I ever received in Thailand!