looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty. - Page 22

Intltuk · #**316** 22-05-2014, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by discordpiggy

wahahhaa!!! soju is one of the hardest to handle because mostly i don't sip. every shot is ONE SHOT! korean style! mostly is eat bbq and drink!

demonhunter · #**317** 27-05-2014, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by discordpiggy

Sales Pitch © by discordpiggy

Afternoon one and all,

I am looking for a business driven potential Sugar Daddy to have interesting, stimulating, intellectual discussions and to support me financially and/or go into partnership for my start-up. I am short of capital for my start-up business.

Below is a short and sweet introduction and if you are interested we could proceed for meetings at the same time, go bio women... I can bring you where my usual hang out is

and have a concise discussion.

Statistically speaking:
Age: wah! do we have to go through this?! you know this thing about women's age!
Occupation: I have exam on 21 May...

sibei sianz... then start work le...
Height: 165cm, if you want taller i need to wear 4inch but not good for spine and my little toes.
Weight: aiyo! this again! can say thin enough la... but also fat la... kar chng got fats la
Cup Size: is this really so important?! okok, A la. 1st alphabet!
Skin Tone: FAIR
Complexion: to be honest, CMI but no pimples hor!
Look: blurr look
Personality: siao char boh types because like to laugh and crack jokes! you know life is short ma!

All interested parties are welcome to apply (preferably those born in 1986 and 1974, and/or single not married, not nice to work with other people's husband, not my style). I am only comfortable with Chinese. Please email me at [email protected] to discuss.

I would not need to know too much about you, but simply "got pic to show? " and also must abide by the rule that you are NOT someone's husband. Any questions/Requirements/Expectations for me, please leave your Contact number/flchat/kakaotalk/email.

many thanks for wasting your time to read my Sales Pitch © and looking forward to your start-up business proposal, tips or even best STRATEGIC PLANS from potential Sugar Daddies.

fineprint: transferring my sales pitch to my own thread

May I ask what is the nature of business ? You may PM me .

Im only interested in making money ... Looks , age whatever is not important .

and lastly , how confident are u in the business .

discordpiggy · #**318** 01-06-2014, 07:21 PM

hi all I have a spare set of genuine Samsung Note 3 Battery charger and Battery (made in/from Korea), it comes with USB cable for the Battery charger. Please note that the USB cable is strictly for the battery charger usage.

This whole set is price at S$65 (postage included). should your delivery address be within Raffles Place/Tanjong Pagar, it will be courier to you within 2 working days. Otherwise normal postage will take a few workings days via registered mail.

Only for serious buyers. Payment via local bank transfers. Strictly to be sold in this set combination and not sold separately.

Interested buyers, please pm me here to arrange for payment and provide delivery address. thank you.

P/s: items sold!

real_king · #**319** 01-06-2014, 08:41 PM

Fwah piang eh.

no lelong price? Got any freebies along with it?

3l3ctr0n · #**320** 02-06-2014, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by real_king

Fwah piang eh.

no lelong price? Got any freebies along with it?

u very cheepsk8 leh for a king... still ask for freebies . . .
u as a king shd provide for your empire or country isn't it ? :P

real_king · #**321** 02-06-2014, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 3l3ctr0n

u very cheepsk8 leh for a king... still ask for freebies . . .
u as a king shd provide for your empire or country isn't it ? :P

me? my kingdom going to bankrupt liao.

when are u gonna let me molest your watches?

Happyguy801 · #**322** 02-06-2014, 09:28 AM

Any warranty??

discordpiggy · #**323** 02-06-2014, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by real_king

Fwah piang eh.

no lelong price? Got any freebies along with it?

lelong your head lelong_king! price already low and batt is made in korea!

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Originally Posted by 3l3ctr0n

u very cheepsk8 leh for a king... still ask for freebies . . .
u as a king shd provide for your empire or country isn't it ? :P

yeah! he is and he talk like loti prata too!!!

discordpiggy · #**324** 02-06-2014, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Happyguy801

Any warranty??

u another champion!!! battery ask for warranty.

warranty is me, u want?! (careful, i have 4 incisors and i bite!)

real_king · #**325** 02-06-2014, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by discordpiggy

lelong your head lelong_king! price already low and batt is made in korea!

yeah! he is and he talk like loti prata too!!!

Korea and China PR near near only mah. SG-reans buy things must ask for Koran Seekit. Low price no freebies? eg. buy already got lapdance? then you can get RTF customer.

u seem to forget i is indian closet hor. :P

real_king · #**326** 02-06-2014, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Happyguy801

Any warranty??

be afraid. coz the bark is worse than the bite.

WOOHOO · #**327** 02-06-2014, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by real_king

Korea and China PR near near only mah. SG-reans buy things must ask for Koran Seekit. Low price no freebies? eg. buy already got lapdance? then you can get RTF customer.

u seem to forget i is indian closet hor. :P

really prata man you zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz