If anyone of you have the 'seh' to recognise me on the street walking with my usual air of confidence, don't be shy to say hi, i will treat you to a beer.
Power Tan had another wonderful session with my cute, pretty and sexy ladyboy FB last night. as she cuddled beside me she complained how irritated she was when an old and disgusting faggot keep calling her and asked for sex. 'Does he has the 'seh'?' i asked. My pretty ladyboy FB replied 'that old fag doesn't even have one tenth of your 'seh' my love. i bet his dick isn't even one tenth the length of yours too'.
I smiled and asked her 'what's the name of that old faggot?' my cute ladyboy FB replied 'how would i know as he keep talking and mumbling in hokkien which i couldn't understand at all'. I smiled again and said 'Well dear, since we don't know his name and he talks in hokkien we shall call him
HOKKIENGUY
one morning hokkienguy was enjoying his hot steamy sex with the two hot chiobu. 'kan ni na beh this one hole so tight. so shiok!' hokkienguy moaned with his eyes closed. 'kan ni na bu this one hole even tighter, feels like virgin' he moaned again. feeling irritated, the two chiobu LADYBOYS shouted at him 'of cause the holes are tight you are fucking our ASSHOLES idiot!!!'
one fine day hokkienguy was having his shower in his home bathroom when he accidentally dropped his soap. thinking of bending down and pick it up hokkienguy realised he was unable to do so as memories of past painful experience which happened to him in a swimming pool bathroom flashed across his mind. 'i must overcome this psychological barrier and pick up the soap' hokkienguy told himself. he started walking around his house naked looking anxiously for possible strangers hiding in any part of his house. he has checked his storeroom, kitchen, common and master rooms together with the balcony thoroughly and found no one.
Panting a sigh of relief, hokkienguy was overjoyed to know that it's finally safe for him to bend down and pick up the soap when suddenly he heard a knock on his door. The psychological tension that was building up within himself finally snapped and made him lost control of himself. He stormed the door open and shouted 'KAN NI NA BU CHI BAI! can't you knock after i have picked up my soap????'
a TV crew was spotted standing outside his door, performing live filming of home residents for one of their variety shows...........
At the same moment, miles away from hokkienguy's home, Power Tan was watching hokkienguy's 1.5 inch dick live telecast on national TV, while my ladyboy FB was lying by my side looking at me with full admiration towards a rare man with 'seh' that can easily melt all girls hearts.
Power Tan had another wonderful session with my cute, pretty and sexy ladyboy FB last night. as she cuddled beside me she complained how irritated she was when an old and disgusting faggot keep calling her and asked for sex. 'Does he has the 'seh'?' i asked. My pretty ladyboy FB replied 'that old fag doesn't even have one tenth of your 'seh' my love. i bet his dick isn't even one tenth the length of yours too'.
I smiled and asked her 'what's the name of that old faggot?' my cute ladyboy FB replied 'how would i know as he keep talking and mumbling in hokkien which i couldn't understand at all'. I smiled again and said 'Well dear, since we don't know his name and he talks in hokkien we shall call him
HOKKIENGUY
Power Tan had another wonderful session with my cute, pretty and sexy ladyboy FB last night. as she cuddled beside me she complained how irritated she was when an old and disgusting faggot keep calling her and asked for sex. 'Does he has the 'seh'?' i asked. My pretty ladyboy FB replied 'that old fag doesn't even have one tenth of your 'seh' my love. i bet his dick isn't even one tenth the length of yours too'.
I smiled and asked her 'what's the name of that old faggot?' my cute ladyboy FB replied 'how would i know as he keep talking and mumbling in hokkien which i couldn't understand at all'. I smiled again and said 'Well dear, since we don't know his name and he talks in hokkien we shall call him
HOKKIENGUY