Can put things inside pussy during sex?

[etegration79]

Originally Posted by Frankiestine

maybe you can try it out on your own ass hole and relate the feeling to your gf...i am sure she'll be intrigued to want to try after that....

I put a lot of KY and try already. Feeling is not too bad but not sexual to me... no sex nerves there. I do it to demo for girlfriend... she say ok good that I try myself... Kan Nee Naa after tat tell me buy new vibrator and not to use that one on her any more...

Tio Tua...

I wash the bits of shit and use dettol for her to see still cannot... she confiscate and throw away... say if any germs her cheeby will rot...

[ekemono]

Originally Posted by etegration79

I saw these tiny wired vibrators. The unit size is like one joint section of my middle finger and there is a wire to connect to a battery pack.

Any bros every try put this type inside a pussy and fuck? Just asking cos I'm wondering if will injure the girl when doing that.

well if your dick can't fill up all of it then perhaps those stuff can help fill in the blank

[Frankiestine]

Originally Posted by boteoh

E I was terrified when her body jerked violently, I thought she got an epileptic fit)
At the end everything was ok, but she insisted to keep the vibrator to herself (I don't know maybe she threw it away, as I don't see it anymore since).

Oh boy the ultimate insult, you lost out to a vibrator...

anyway on a serious note and this is serious, bring your girl to see Thai Girl show in Patpong and you will be amazed at the stuff they shaft into the pussy...

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by avatar101

The problem was you used two fingers to retrieve it, next time use tooth pick. I 'm sure you are well trained to retrieve strawberry underneath crushed of ice with toothpick, use same technique lah.

Not workable idea lar. The vagina is quite tight. That's why I needed my index fingers from my left and right hand to spread it wider so that I can take out the strawberry. If i use toothpick, chances are very high I will poke the inside walls of the vagina. Now that's REAL PANIC! Imagine your gf used toothpick to poke your dickhead. Song bo?


Carrot is a version of the all time favourite, cucumber. The cucumber is like the dildo, long, straight and smooth. Good to replace the full feeling of an erected penis.

[bangbangben]

Maybe carrot more rough on the outside, can give more sensation mah.

I wonder if anyone tried putting ice cubes...

[Bangster]

I think a brinjal, orr eggplant is a better choice than the hard cucumber.

In case some of you don't know what a brinjal is, in chinese it's called "矮瓜" or short fruit, the purple curvy phallic vegetable.

It's softer than a cucumber definitely. Thus reducing discomfort.

Choose a more ripe one with a slimmer end for easier entry.

After usage, can wash clean and fry with minced pork and chilli in a claypot and eat with fragrant white rice.

[Steadyman1]

Originally Posted by Bangster

I think a brinjal, orr eggplant is a better choice than the hard cucumber.

After usage, can wash clean and fry with minced pork and chilli in a claypot and eat with fragrant white rice.

Like that also can ah?? You ai sei leh!!

[avatar101]

Originally Posted by Xgenre

Not workable idea lar. The vagina is quite tight. That's why I needed my index fingers from my left and right hand to spread it wider so that I can take out the strawberry. If i use toothpick, chances are very high I will poke the inside walls of the vagina. Now that's REAL PANIC! Imagine your gf used toothpick to poke your dickhead. Song bo?

Carrot is a version of the all time favourite, cucumber. The cucumber is like the dildo, long, straight and smooth. Good to replace the full feeling of an erected penis.

Huahahaha. You really funny.
I have better suggestion: use great hog plum seed (malay: buah kedondong, latin:Ambarella)
This kedondong seed is hairy, while the fruit meat is sour. Add wire to the seed just to ensure it won't MIA.

[boteoh]

Originally Posted by Frankiestine

Oh boy the ultimate insult, you lost out to a vibrator...

anyway on a serious note and this is serious, bring your girl to see Thai Girl show in Patpong and you will be amazed at the stuff they shaft into the pussy...

Brother, you cannot say ultimate insult. You don't know how conservative she is.
Anyway you said about Patpong, I wonder...how suddenly you mention it.
Tell you the truth, this experiment was done during our trip to thailand (How many times you strike toto eh?).
After visited patpong and pataya agogo bar, talked about these shows lead to our new adventures night.

[geckoSG]

TS, i've tried with a vibrator inside her while I pumped her, just need to be careful will do, else will hurt instead of "SONG"

[Xgenre]

Actually why don't you guys try a vibrating cock ring? Petrol kiosk can buy. when you poke her in missionary, your cock will fill her while the vibrating ring will vibrate on her clitoris. As most men are heavier than their gfs, in this position, the girl very hard to resist and push you off. No choice but to enjoy the vibrations from the ring. The vibrations also help us maintain a strong erection at all times. I wonder if you guys have 90% hard erection when girl is on top like me. Vibrating ring makes it 100% all the time.

[Frankiestine]

Originally Posted by etegration79

I put a lot of KY and try already. Feeling is not too bad but not sexual to me... no sex nerves there. I do it to demo for girlfriend... she say ok good that I try myself... Kan Nee Naa after tat tell me buy new vibrator and not to use that one on her any more...

Tio Tua...

I wash the bits of shit and use dettol for her to see still cannot... she confiscate and throw away... say if any germs her cheeby will rot...

huh you mean u really try on your own ass...

alamak monster now really chio kah pengsan...

[Frankiestine]

Originally Posted by boteoh

Brother, you cannot say ultimate insult. You don't know how conservative she is.

wait till you meet my oc she is the ultimate in conservatism...fingers cannot even touch pussy..

Originally Posted by boteoh

Anyway you said about Patpong, I wonder...how suddenly you mention it.
Tell you the truth, this experiment was done during our trip to thailand (How many times you strike toto eh?).
After visited patpong and pataya agogo bar, talked about these shows lead to our new adventures night.

haha bey pio bo ai ni zhun....Patpong is indeed an eye opener...

[HornySexFreak]

Originally Posted by etegration79

I saw these tiny wired vibrators. The unit size is like one joint section of my middle finger and there is a wire to connect to a battery pack.

Any bros every try put this type inside a pussy and fuck? Just asking cos I'm wondering if will injure the girl when doing that.

Make sure u handle it with care and have consent of ur gal

[archervista]

HAHAHAHA,

i really like this thread so funny, especially with the wire recommendation.

Keep it up.