looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

simi! i nver ask u apply!!!! 173cm is minimum... cos i follow jap cute boy height ma... a lot sg men this height hor...

no hard and fast rule. if yan eh, 170cm i oso pass! :P

kns LO Win LiaO Lo........ OLDMAN Cannot LO.... K Go Back MOUNTAIN Cave.

[Iluminati]

Sis dcpiggy, morale Support! Support!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

wah swee swee swee heehee can also add no need car can take public transport de kekekekekeke

mai la, must have car la. u not do si poon sheng li! high class lau aunty cannot loose to syt of 2014! taxi key ge le! next yr PAP budget no taxi libate hor!

WOOHOO'S terms and conditions

1. age - 35 to 45. (10 year range) chinese;
2. cannot suka suka touch touch, unless approved, QC checked and ISO-ed by WOOHOO!
3. looks, must be a bit lau yan lau yan types (I stressed)... and not too ka tek, minumum, 1.75m (+/-)
4. special offer is can eat, Ojian, chakway tiao, LAK-SA ai hum... etc hawker food; and
5. pocket money cannot be less than S$650-S$800. that is minimum liao!

FINE PRINT
all other terms and conditions to be discussed and approved by WOOHOO personally and subject to her approval. She may or may not agree and no bargaining and/or provoke any unhappiness towards her as respect for elderly aunty is of the highest priority. Unless othervise stated, all above terms and conditions can and shall be subject to change as per WOOHOO's mood and prerogative!

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OKAY, WOOHOO sis can start interview process!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by guess67

I dont know what is my requirement leh got chemistry, kan de shun yan jiu ok

wait! wait! must tell me then I can draft properly.

got age limit? or like WOOHOO sis, 10 yr range (+/-)? then must be lau yan types? if got sio kan means cannot at preferential rate of S$500 de.

pls note you are high class aunty. not the no style de. so must be a bit higher but of cos subject to clauses. oso, does not mean aunty cannot want the sugar uncle no have car. aunty is elderly, cannot carry de hand de bag then make aunty walk long distance take bus sweat under hot hot sun!

if you ok with WOOHOO sis format below, please put OK in red then I amend:

1. age - 35 to 45. (10 year range) chinese;
2. cannot suka suka touch touch, unless approved, QC checked and ISO-ed by guess67!
3. looks, must be a bit lau yan lau yan types (I stressed)... and not too ka tek, minumum, 1.75m (+/-)
4. special offer is can eat, Ojian, chakway tiao, LAK-SA ai hum... etc hawker food; and (if you don't like oily food, i can put low low cholesterol, healthy food for beauty)
5. pocket money cannot be less than S$650-S$800. that is minimum liao!

kamsia! kamsia!

[guess67]

My basic monthly expenses are facial, mani and pedicure, hair treatment, and waxing once every 2 months

I dont know how much will be my pocket $ leh

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

kns LO Win LiaO Lo........ OLDMAN Cannot LO.... K Go Back MOUNTAIN Cave.

Brother acidicavex, you SERIOUS?! wanna apply?!

you got read properly boh?! i re-quote below you see properly first. I can shortlist you and give you concession of -3cm. You stack up your pillow high to think deep deep hor.

HE should possess

1. car;
2. min 1.73m;
3. min 65kg cos i ah pui at 70kg;
4. no need to go restaurants cos lau lang can eat at kopi tiam... you know the one leg on chair and the other leg on the floor like Phua Chu Kang style;
5. pocket money is $500 a month. just enough for aunty to go school; and
6. Preferably chinese, cos i can only speak above 3 languages.

Deal is

1. Lau lang weak bones cos lost calcium in body so boh sex involved one. can provide good conversation and is humourous lau aunty.

2. and willing to meet up 2-3 times a week.

3. all outing expenses you in charge lor.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by Iluminati

Sis dcpiggy, morale Support! Support!

THE LIGHT! kamsia for sarpork!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by guess67

My basic monthly expenses are facial, mani and pedicure, hair treatment, and waxing once every 2 months

I dont know how much will be my pocket $ leh

I veli good at calculating that!

/me take calculator and start to punch it!

cos i oso damn ai swee one... i looking for formula for eradicating wrinkles! almost want to use SKII FTE to bathe!

wait, I give u answer and breakdown of your monthly expenses!

[guess67]

I using kose products now, bo bian, must maintain our face

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by guess67

I using kose products now, bo bian, must maintain our face

I use kose when I in secondary sch le... how come now u use kose?!

[guess67]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

I use kose when I in secondary sch le... how come now u use kose?!

Cos I nvr use mah, now then start to maintain, late liao huh?

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by guess67

My basic monthly expenses are facial, mani and pedicure, hair treatment, and waxing once every 2 months

I dont know how much will be my pocket $ leh

Here's the breakdown:

Hair treatment is S$150/1/mth not inclusive cut and colour.

Hair cut is S$100/1/mth, hair colour is S$180/1/mth cos lau lang got grey hair, boh pian! >.<

Waxing is S$45 every 2 weeks.

Items per description
1. Facial - S$150/1/mth
2. Mani/pedi - S$125/1/mth (using package deal)
3. Hair treatment - S$150 not inclusive cut and colour
(hair treatment with cut and colour = S$430 so round up S$450)
4. Waxing - S$90 so round up S$100/2/mth

Total damage: S$525 w/o hair cut/colour (round up S$550/mth)
Total damage: S$825 with hair cut/colour (round up S$850/mth)

then you can accept sio kan one if the sugar uncle is veli the cute lau yan, then need to add another S$500.

so grand total is S$1350

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by guess67

Cos I nvr use mah, now then start to maintain, late liao huh?

now must use the SKII liao! I got big potholes and keloid types then I use SKII stempower and cellumination essence plus cellumination deep surge and with SKII FTE and SKII toner. then the keloid and potholes got slightly smaller!

use within 2 weeks see effect! so I do product testing use on armpit... armpit is crystal clear lor!!!! hohohoho!!!

[guess67]

U very good leh, so fast calculate for me

But hor this is ur thread, shan't disturb u looking for ur companion or sugar uncle

[hardpoke]

peekaboo!