Gers Are Still Gers

[SP2010]

Originally Posted by MachoDevilX

I have heard of a saying that "you can never really understand what a girl wants and you don't have to understand them. Even if you try to, you can't. Just pamper them and let them do whatever they want". Eventually, they will be grateful to you and will feel that you are treating them very well. That's why some guys who don't even love and understand their gfs, can make them feel so comfortable. Because they somehow bochap and don't really care to understand their girls. But the girls will in the end thought that their bfs understand them which in fact, they don't. That's my opinion.

Wah , u are damn right .. spot on , cudnt agree more wz you .
Key word here is " bochap ".

Rgds.

[fatty_leo]

Aiyo, gals just need someone to listen to them that's all. So guys just listen and forget loh, simple as that. Btw, i never let my gf decides coz its a never ending story later. But she seems to have learn my tricks...hahaha

[foolish_]

This one thing I know abt gers. If they say no to something, they usually mean yes. Example, if they look at some dress or jewellery, and when u ask if they want it and they say no, they usually mean yes. The only time when they say no and mean it is when it is SEX. When u ask for sex and they say NO, they really mean NO!!!!!!!!!................

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by cblim_2004

Another scenario when going shopping with girl,

girl: (holding up two clothes) which one is nice?
boy: the blue one looks nicer
girl: is it? I thought the black one is more classy
boy: I agree, take the black one then
girl: But then, the blue one looks quite nice too
boy: yeah
girl: which one is better ?

if boy answer 'black', girl will say he keeps changing his mind and never shows sincererity and care

if boy answer 'blue', girl will say, " told you that the black one looks more class"

But no matter what the boy says, the girl will eventually choose the one she has already decided beforehand. A lot of the times, the girl might even put the two clothes back (after extensive trying) and says not interested anymore. really don't know what she wants.

No need to choose, mine will buy both n keep them in the cupboard to collect dust.

GF : Dear these 2 bags got discount
Me : OK so??
GF : Which one u like??
Me : Anything (inside me, u gonna waste money on unuse stuffs again)
GF : Hmmm, oK, I'll buy 2.
Me : Y, u have more than 20 bags in your cupbroad n u r not using them at all.
GF : Now discount mah, buy liao if need then use loh. Different occasion different bag, different clothing different bag.
Me : (inside me, NBZ)

[Energy]

Originally Posted by humsuplow

Solution: Take advantage of them if they REALLY don't know when and where to stop!

Bros,

Did you guys ever wonder if this is exactly what happen to Shanker the Tv presenter accused of molest? Scary.....!

[lacoruna69]

I guess what happened to Shankar is a good wake up call to all male species in Sg.
Please try to be careful when dealing with the female species in Sg.
Sometimes it could be they who are leading the guys on.
But, when they change their mind and make a report.......
hahaha..........Bless You.

[OceanEleven]

Originally Posted by vesfreq

Girls, or for that matter, women are perpetually imperceptible to the mind of a common man.

I can tolerate anything from con artists and backstabbers, but females who leech off guys are .... no friends of mine.

This is one issue where we will never comprehend. In our mind, we all know man and woman can never be equal. Why? When out on a date, man has the tendency to pay and that is deem as gentleman (which we all want to be seen as) and deep in the man’s heart, this is the MCP issue at helm. On second thoughts, we might be culprits behind all the hysterical and hilarious acts of our loved ones.

The culture here is that man is the head of the family and we jolly well live up to it, so lots of invisible burden rest on our already narrowed shoulders. Well, do not forget that women are emerging as proven force at work. They excel, if not bettered than men sometimes but the “Man Rules” mentality caught up with us more often than not and bringing our own downfall. I reckon that when the credit is due, I guess we men have to give it to women gracefully.

[soulin74]

In the midst of preparing for my impending marriage with all the trappings of the customary wedding dinner and such (ROM done in 2000, coz she think it's a good start to the new century) , I cannot help but to feel that women are pretty much useless except for giving birth to babies and sex; housework and cooking were what they USED to be good for but the "modern" women can't cook and clean, and these 2 skills are all picked up by us guys who went through NS (the ones who stay-in, not the clerks) through area cleaning, washing of uniform when cannot book out and cooking what we can when out-field.

My family and I have gone through all the trouble to find the place, book the date, arrange for the gifts, arrange for this and that and what does my wife-to-be do? Quit her job and just rest for the "big day". It doesn't help that she is about 1.5 months pregant and is uncertain about whether she wants the baby or not.

She would tell me she want the baby and then next hour, say dun want want to abort. She also says that i dun pamper her enough, i not understanding enough of what she going through. KNNBCCB! I gave up my PC games, my sunday "sports" day, wake up in the middle of the night to satisfy her food and drink cravings....and NExt day, still go back to work and feel like a f**king zombie but Bo Pian, coz if i dun want who gonna feed her and the baby?! and then she say, i spend too much time at work!

Women claim that we as Man dun understand Women but do the Women understand us? Our needs, wants and desires? I often woner why we are the one who Must always understand women. Why can't THEY make the effort to understand us. After being married (ROM) for nearly 4 years, I feel that women are selfish, self centered and not very responisble and very immatured. They want it all. But are unwilling to sacrifice for it. They want equal rights, equal pay and benefits but ask them to do some stuff, they say "It's a Man's Job" WTF!

Men can give all they have to a woman - Time, Money, GIfts, "Love", Understanding and even, Great Sex but in the end of the day, they would always feel that it isn't enough. I'm really getting very tired of it all. I doubt very much that I love my wife as much as when i married her but like what some of the brothers said, Marriage is more about Responsibility, Tolerance and Understanding more than anything else. Which MEN and not Women seem to have more of.

*sigh* In the end, i guess that being the more responsible and especially, Practical and SENSIBLE sex, us guys would just have to tolerate. as women just cannot seem to totally understand us and even more unfortuately, THEY DON'T WANT TO........ (knnb)

[Energy]

Bros,

Sometimes I wonder why cant their yes be yes and their no be no.... I have gone through many quarrels because of this issue. And they always have this thinking that their bf should know what they are thinking(KNN 6th sense si boh?) But if females dont know what we are thinking thats ok..... where the hell is the logic in this.

[soulin74]

totally agree with you on this. Women just can't be bothered because they are too self centered. All they can think about is what they want and what they feel. As we guys know, what we feel and what we should or should not do are 2 entirely different things. We can feel like we shouldn't do this or that but if we really Have to do it. We will.

i guess that perhaps women just seem to take us men for granted.

But ultimately, if the gal reqally cannot understand, just end it lor. easily said than done but i have done it. Painful - yes but not a life-ending thing.
Old chinese wise saying, "Tian ya he chu wu fang chow" Under the heavens, is there no corner without grass?

Originally Posted by Energy

Bros,

Sometimes I wonder why cant their yes be yes and their no be no.... I have gone through many quarrels because of this issue. And they always have this thinking that their bf should know what they are thinking(KNN 6th sense si boh?) But if females dont know what we are thinking thats ok..... where the hell is the logic in this.

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by Energy

Bros,

Sometimes I wonder why cant their yes be yes and their no be no.... I have gone through many quarrels because of this issue. And they always have this thinking that their bf should know what they are thinking(KNN 6th sense si boh?) But if females dont know what we are thinking thats ok..... where the hell is the logic in this.

My gf always expect me to know how she think. KNN how the hell I know wat she thinking when she dun voice out.

[starhub]

Haha... I got this email which is quite interesting but true.. Maybe can forward to them to give them some "hints" manz.. http://forum.sammyboy.com/newreply.p...te=1&p=497974#
http://forum.sammyboy.com/newreply.p...te=1&p=497974#


FW: Our Rules..

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules

From the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered

"1" ON PURPOSE!



1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.



1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.



1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!



1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,

all comments become null and void after 7 days.



1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us

to act like soap opera guys.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. So don't ask us.



1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.



1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.



1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.



1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.



1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.



1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.



1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.



1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

[Naim]

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

[MachoDevilX]

Originally Posted by naemlo

My gf always expect me to know how she think. KNN how the hell I know wat she thinking when she dun voice out.

Yaloh. The girls always want guys to appear in front of them or call them up when they are in trouble or have worries. But if they don't tell us, how the hell we know? They presume that we have 6 senses huh.. And if we have 6 senses, then we wouldn't even stick to a single girl already.

[Naim]

Someone sent this to me in an email. After many years of marriage, I can attest to how true this is. Some advice for the younger members of this forum.

Women's keywords and their meaning.
"Fine": This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but need to shut the man up. Men will never be allowed to end a sentence with the word "fine" and just walk away, this word is for the sole use of women in this context. Oh, and by the way, (refer to the definition of "Oh" below), NEVER use "fine" to describe how a woman looks, or in about "five minutes" (see below also), you will hear the word "Fine" followed by silence.

"Five minutes": This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so she feels that it's an even trade.

"Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

"Go Ahead" (with normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a Raised Eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

A Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

A Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

"Oh": This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, I talked to John about what you two were doing last night". If she says "Oh, by the way" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. When she is done tossing your clothes out the window, she will tell you that she is "Fine" but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as a question, as in, "Oh??!!" usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a Raised Eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.

"That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retribution for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often combined with the word "Fine" and accompanied by the Raised Eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point, probably without warning, in either the near or distant future (time holds no significance here), you are going definitely going to remember this initial moment and regret it. More than likely you will regret it more than once over the duration of your relationship.

"Please Do": This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay" scenario.

"Thanks": A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

"Thanks A Lot": This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the

"Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing"....see paragraph one.