Any massage club for ladies only ?

[tanhockgin]

There's a massage spa along bukit timah/holland rd.

They have both male and female masseurs. U can request for a male to massage u if u are female.

Might be for tai tais who dun get it from the old hubby.

lol

[huanggua]

Hi uncle,

Tis video show u being serviced. Nothing bout yr services.

[LostALau]

Originally Posted by thesaint9753

Old uncle dont know massage club but old
uncle offer massage service can or not ?

Tell your ladies try try first then put FR here
so old uncle get massage business, old uncle
no job, no money, no honey, now financial crisis,
if good good business, open massage club.

Old uncle stats :

Name : thesaint9753 or old uncle
Age : 70
Weight : 45 kg
Height : 1.65 m
Massage : 10/10 (can tahan strong hard massage or not ?)
Services : 10/10 with so many years experience sure know
how to give all the special that a woman wants
Damage : $ 88 for 1.5 hrs including special (room/CD not
included)

Tolong tolong and PM old uncle hoh, thank you, thank you.

Old uncle you 'lock hole liao' (drop behind time). Economy so bad how to sell your sevice without giving free samples. Must provide 'testing' first mah. If good then ppl will recommend. If you accept my advice and get good business and cannot handle, (dont forget you old liao, cannot tahan too many sessions) you can pass some kang tow to me. I also want to hv a piecec of the cake. Remember to highlight that for chio customers, I offer handsome discount.

[thesaint9753]

Originally Posted by huanggua

Hi uncle,

Tis video show u being serviced. Nothing bout yr services.

Ha ha old huang sell gua, you see old uncle best, can get service
and money same time, you can or not? mean old uncle very good mah.

Originally Posted by LostALau

Old uncle you 'lock hole liao' (drop behind time). Economy so bad how to sell your sevice without giving free samples. Must provide 'testing' first mah. If good then ppl will recommend. If you accept my advice and get good business and cannot handle, (dont forget you old liao, cannot tahan too many sessions) you can pass some kang tow to me. I also want to hv a piecec of the cake. Remember to highlight that for chio customers, I offer handsome discount.

No problem lah, you gib me SYTs and I gib them have free sample test
test first, good services then they write FR recommend old uncle but
RTF must pay. Hehehe, old uncle will sub all chio one, no good old one
kang tow then pass to you lah, you think I stupid ah. Old uncle know chai
ying pu yang one, how many time also no problem one lah.

[LostALau]

Originally Posted by thesaint9753

Ha ha old huang sell gua, you see old uncle best, can get service
and money same time, you can or not? mean old uncle very good mah.



No problem lah, you gib me SYTs and I gib them have free sample test
test first, good services then they write FR recommend old uncle but
RTF must pay. Hehehe, old uncle will sub all chio one, no good old one
kang tow then pass to you lah, you think I stupid ah. Old uncle know chai
ying pu yang one, how many time also no problem one lah.

No wonder ppl say old ginger tastes hot. Old uncle really damn power man, ask me to provide syt's. However, I also not tupid, if got syt's I service first, where got give u one, unless, of course, for the sake of reciprocation. So old unlce give me a chance to repay u by giving me a sys first hor.

[thesaint9753]

ok ok, I got one 18 year old SYT for you, very very pretty, very very cute,
very very SYT but hoh that was 50 years ago, you want or not ?

[LostALau]

Originally Posted by thesaint9753

ok ok, I got one 18 year old SYT for you, very very pretty, very very cute,
very very SYT but hoh that was 50 years ago, you want or not ?

Please please I want! Let me set my time machine (in initial stage of building) back by 50 years. Will bring u along too n let u stand one side and look and drool while I work on her.

[thesaint9753]

aiyoyo, ahlau you really lost already, maths also fail lah.
You take 50 years to build time machine, come back 50
years, so you come back to same time now. SYT already
become bo geh, every night you see night gown need
to iron one lah, so desperate until still want meh ?

Many many SYTs still looking for you lah, if you are
handsome and got plenty money, no money, no
handsome, nevermind, look for lesser SYTs but sure got
one lah, you not happy one, then pass to old
uncle lor, old uncle will make them happy happy
lah, SYT or less SYT, old uncle not choosy one
lah.

[LostALau]

Originally Posted by thesaint9753

aiyoyo, ahlau you really lost already, maths also fail lah.
You take 50 years to build time machine, come back 50
years, so you come back to same time now. SYT already
become bo geh, every night you see night gown need
to iron one lah, so desperate until still want meh ?

Many many SYTs still looking for you lah, if you are
handsome and got plenty money, no money, no
handsome, nevermind, look for lesser SYTs but sure got
one lah, you not happy one, then pass to old
uncle lor, old uncle will make them happy happy
lah, SYT or less SYT, old uncle not choosy one
lah.

Tank Kyu old uncle for the lesson in Maths. So it is -50+50=2008 issitt? I am lost because when I was in school I got so many different answers when I ask a question on Maths. Someone told me 1-1 = H while another said 1-1=0. Now I learned smart liao. Free go down to GL, sit outside coffee shop and bio at syts' and milf's. Wont hurt brain and soothing for eyes. Cost only a cup of coffee. Want to join me?

[thesaint9753]

Originally Posted by LostALau

Free go down to GL, sit outside coffee shop and bio at syts' and milf's. Wont hurt brain and soothing for eyes. Cost only a cup of coffee. Want to join me?

Ha ha, you go go GL look see look see SYT/MILF, brain think this think that,
eyes look here look there, too much end up brain and eyes damaged, no
good to recommend to old uncle lah. Old uncle now want to make a living
lah, not spend money lah, go GL also need bus money you know.

[LostALau]

Originally Posted by thesaint9753

Ha ha, you go go GL look see look see SYT/MILF, brain think this think that,
eyes look here look there, too much end up brain and eyes damaged, no
good to recommend to old uncle lah. Old uncle now want to make a living
lah, not spend money lah, go GL also need bus money you know.

Thought Sillyport garment promised to look after old uncles/aunties. How come still need to work ney. I ask u go GL not just to look c look c. U can look out for any WLs who have finished bonking and need someone to ms aching body. Then u can quickly offer yr service to earn some kopi money.

[thesaint9753]

Originally Posted by LostALau

Thought Sillyport garment promised to look after old uncles/aunties. How come still need to work ney. I ask u go GL not just to look c look c. U can look out for any WLs who have finished bonking and need someone to ms aching body. Then u can quickly offer yr service to earn some kopi money.

Hee hee hee, you expect garment to look after you - fat hope lah,
got CPF money but also cannot enjoy, can only take your CPF
after you six feet underground, maybe collect hell money when
go the other side lah.

Hee hee hee, you very hiong, WL make money and then you make
money from WL, after kenna hammer by OKT then you know. Take
bus, lim kopi also need money you know ?

[LostALau]

Originally Posted by thesaint9753

Hee hee hee, you expect garment to look after you - fat hope lah,
got CPF money but also cannot enjoy, can only take your CPF
after you six feet underground, maybe collect hell money when
go the other side lah.

Hee hee hee, you very hiong, WL make money and then you make
money from WL, after kenna hammer by OKT then you know. Take
bus, lim kopi also need money you know ?

Old uncle, u tink I dont noe meh. Sillypore no free lunch from garment one. However, since u so charm. I can blanjar u kopi and pay for yr bus fare. If u feel paiseh, I can walk wif u to GL and bring along own plain water. Like tat no need to spend a single cent. Dont worry hor, OKT won't anyhow humptum ppl one, they make big money and we are just biting a small crumb. If they really so unreasonable, u offer to ms their didi free lor. They sure run far far away.

[kankaro]

ok saw this in the newspaper today ... just something for the TS ...

Thyme Spa Maternity
Women Only

Address: 6 Jalan Jati, Taman Nusa Bestari Jaya, JB, Malaysia
Tel: 012-7790788 / 012-7081345

For: massage, facial, traditional ...

Might be the closest you get to a straight forward answer to your question ...

[thesaint9753]

Originally Posted by LostALau

Old uncle, u tink I dont noe meh. Sillypore no free lunch from garment one. However, since u so charm. I can blanjar u kopi and pay for yr bus fare. If u feel paiseh, I can walk wif u to GL and bring along own plain water. Like tat no need to spend a single cent. Dont worry hor, OKT won't anyhow humptum ppl one, they make big money and we are just biting a small crumb. If they really so unreasonable, u offer to ms their didi free lor. They sure run far far away.

Aiyoyo, you walk till tomorrow also cannot reach GL lah, old
uncle live in Sembawang you know.

Cannot take plain water bottle you know,maybe kenna mistaken
you gay then problem lah, remember last time got some thing
like that happen in Changi, newspaper big big, you want to
appear on Sin Ming or Wan Bao "GAY NOW ALSO APPEAR IN
GL FOR SALE" meh ?

No need to massage their didi one lah, just show them my kor kor
and they will run away fast fast one lah.

Haiz, better old uncle stay at home look see look see sbf got
any lobang or not, no need to spend kopi and bus money,
hope hope got good good offer lah.