most pervert things done?

[pat83]

OK I know the title says "most pervert things done" and I've not actually done this, but heck.

There're three ladies in my office who currently just came back from maternity leave. Two of them are actually quite pretty and hawt. And the crazy thing is, all three of them use breast pumps at work at their desk. (Is this really all that common?! )

So they'd "express" their breast milk into little bottles and store them in the pantry fridge until they knock off, then they take the milk home.

So many times I've been tempted to open one and take a sip! Partly curious what it tastes like and partly because, well, two of the mums are really quite pretty.

[kokochan]

when i was sec 2 i often hang out at a particular shopping mall because its really damn close to my place. well.. i was a gamer. everyday playing games at the arcade or home (damn loser)

ok what i did was standing in front of the escalator for a good 3 hours. it was just in front of a game shop and the arcade. I just stared up everytime i see a girl going up the escalator.

Saw TONS of upskirts and some upblouse? lol. yea their blouse lobang big and i can see their bra or partial boobs from below but sadly i cant recall what i saw and yea i din know how to pcc during that age

i camped there for so damn long i was damn paiseh so i stayed n kept looking at my watch acting very pissed for waiting for someone whos late lol. And yea finaly after 3 hours one of my gaming buddies turned up and he was my escape plan hahah

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by Spanishboar

I remembered I was primary 3(now 21yo) when i followed my mother to her fren hse. Back den their relations were quite close so I was offered to stay at their hse as a gesture of appreciation for the things my parents did 4 them.

I think It was during a really hot n humid afternoon and I was feeling the heat followed by a rush of adrenaline as back den I did not know about mastabedtion. As I went to the John to ease myself I den saw a black triangle panty on the toiletbowl cover. I think It had flower patterns on it. So I took it and smell the inside. But Dere was no smell

Thinking back, I might have jizzed in panty if I new mastabedtion

Bro,I think now u still don't 'masturbation' because yours spelling is wrong

[kelingkia]

during my primary 5 school days, before school (i was in afternoon section) i would often went to the back of a shop house near my school. that was a very quiet place very rarely with people walking there and i would unzip my school shorts, fondle my dick with briefs still on and sit down on the floor and have a good wank there!

the feelings of wanking in a quiet public place is damn shock!

[Rosechan]

Long time back....around 14yo....always late for school as the bus was always full of girl students from the neighboring school....then 1 fine day when it was pouring, I squeezed into the bus and near the bus entrance, there's these 2 students standing near the driver and the bus..being packed, My pole was brushing their ass throughout the journey(approx 10 mins)....wah shiok!
Somehow, the students love it and winked at me( couple of occasions)

Then the rest is history....always on lookout for crowded buses from that day onwards.....was a young student then and love the hard-on feeling

[Yardstick]

Originally Posted by Rosechan

Long time back....around 14yo....always late for school as the bus was always full of girl students from the neighboring school....then 1 fine day when it was pouring, I squeezed into the bus and near the bus entrance, there's these 2 students standing near the driver and the bus..being packed, My pole was brushing their ass throughout the journey(approx 10 mins)....wah shiok!
Somehow, the students love it and winked at me( couple of occasions)

Then the rest is history....always on lookout for crowded buses from that day onwards.....was a young student then and love the hard-on feeling

Rose Chan with a pole?!

[sytpeeper]

i love tis thread!

[deffboy]

Recently, went Hunting ard HDB blocks and found hanging panties and bras.

Took a panty to the top floor, took out my dick and started pumping... finally realsing my load on the panty.

Oh shit! no place to wash the stain... Knew what i did???

I suck my load back and I gulp it down! lick it clean and wipe it off with my towel...

make sure it's dry enough and I went back to hang it.....

[twinchrome]

Originally Posted by deffboy

Recently, went Hunting ard HDB blocks and found hanging panties and bras.

Took a panty to the top floor, took out my dick and started pumping... finally realsing my load on the panty.

Oh shit! no place to wash the stain... Knew what i did???

I suck my load back and I gulp it down! lick it clean and wipe it off with my towel...

make sure it's dry enough and I went back to hang it.....

u power la

[77guy]

Originally Posted by deffboy

Recently, went Hunting ard HDB blocks and found hanging panties and bras.

Took a panty to the top floor, took out my dick and started pumping... finally realsing my load on the panty.

Oh shit! no place to wash the stain... Knew what i did???

I suck my load back and I gulp it down! lick it clean and wipe it off with my towel...

make sure it's dry enough and I went back to hang it.....

U v good, upz u my points for eatin ur own 'siao'

[kelvindartz]

Originally Posted by deffboy

Recently, went Hunting ard HDB blocks and found hanging panties and bras.

Took a panty to the top floor, took out my dick and started pumping... finally realsing my load on the panty.

Oh shit! no place to wash the stain... Knew what i did???

I suck my load back and I gulp it down! lick it clean and wipe it off with my towel...

make sure it's dry enough and I went back to hang it.....

power la u!

[SpeedRay]

For me is I urine on my FBs face and send the remind to their mouth and they drink it.

[heyumf]

Originally Posted by deffboy

Recently, went Hunting ard HDB blocks and found hanging panties and bras.

Took a panty to the top floor, took out my dick and started pumping... finally realsing my load on the panty.

Oh shit! no place to wash the stain... Knew what i did???

I suck my load back and I gulp it down! lick it clean and wipe it off with my towel...

make sure it's dry enough and I went back to hang it.....

wa you so power 1

[sonicsnap]

Sharing an experience.

Many years back when I was working in this MNC, we used to go drinking with colleagues. There is one quite plump lady (in her late 30s) in the accounts dept who loves drinking and has a rather full body, probably a 36C/D. Once, she was so drunk that I had to send her home. In the car, she was dead drunk and kinda slept. I detoured on the way back and parked at a quiet area near her place. I couldn't help myself and tried to touch her boobs. I was a bit scared at the start but soon realized that she was dead drunk and wasn't aware of anything. As she was wearing a lot cut blouse, I slipped my hands in and cupped her breast and played with her nipples. I even took her nipples out and sucked on it.

Needless to say, my 2IC was already up and as I couldn't contain myself, I started to masturbate. Knowing that I'm about to cum, I took her hand and placed it on my cock and came all over it. Haha. I regretted cos I spent some time cleaning her hand after that.

When we were back at work the next day, I saw her and asked if she is ok. She smiled and said she drank too much and was so high, but also commented that it felt good. She even thanked me for sending her home. Hee.

[boipop]

eh bros, you guys like used panties? i recently came across this site sell panties leh walao i email her dunno i can get it or not.. looks really hot sia. u all go google la. ohmypussy

hope she can put up more collections for brothers like me!