Bintan Reports

[swing123]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

So you tonite want to cum in to kena fuck for free mai?
Actually there's something on tonite in Batam, ABK performing his merlion show

make sure you ask your maid to wrap your car interior with plastic cover.....easy to clean that way.....

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by swing123

make sure you ask your maid to wrap your car interior with plastic cover.....easy to clean that way.....

Think safer to ask him to sit on the roof on the car

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by meatlover

People claim and accumulate mileage to redeem free flights to other destinations. And I don't think there're any Star Alliance carriers that flies to Hang Nadim, so to go Batam, either take ferry or swim across.

So what has your Krisflyer got anything to do with Batam leh?

[swing123]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

Think safer to ask him to sit on the roof on the car

that is very kind of you.....i would have asked him to jalan kaki.....

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by swing123

that is very kind of you.....i would have asked him to jalan kaki.....

You talked so much, but never see you cum to Batam for even 1 time?!
Ya.... you slow slow go and jalan your kaki sudah lah....

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

So you tonite want to cum in to kena fuck for free mai?
Actually there's something on tonite in Batam, ABK performing his merlion show

As usual, ABK was dead drunk on Sat.
Well, even I did not see him drunk but I'm very sure he was.
Called me few times (between 2pm and 4pm) on Sat afternoon, asking me to join him for drinks. Told him ok la, but later cos I have something to do in the afternoon, and that I'll meet him around dinner time.
Tried sms and calling him from 5.30pm till 7.30pm, sms not replied and calls not answered, till I was so tu lan and gave up!!!
Then he finally called me with his mabuk voice around 9pm saying that he fell asleep, would you believe that someone come all the way to Batam to take some afternoon nap?
FYI, he was here on Sat mid day and went off on Sun morning, with so short time frame here you think he'll want to waste his time sleeping rather then catching some actions?

[swing123]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

As usual, ABK was dead drunk on Sat.
Well, even I did not see him drunk but I'm very sure he was.
Called me few times (between 2pm and 4pm) on Sat afternoon, asking me to join him for drinks. Told him ok la, but later cos I have something to do in the afternoon, and that I'll meet him around dinner time.
Tried sms and calling him from 5.30pm till 7.30pm, sms not replied and calls not answered, till I was so tu lan and gave up!!!
Then he finally called me with his mabuk voice around 9pm saying that he fell asleep, would you believe that someone come all the way to Batam to take some afternoon nap?
FYI, he was here on Sat mid day and went off on Sun morning, with so short time frame here you think he'll want to waste his time sleeping rather then catching some actions?

he told me today......he want to avoid you.....he started early with his frens and drank quite a lot liao by the time you were available....he knew that to continue drinking with you while he was nearly insober and you were fresh would mean one thing ----> cari mati....

so he pretended to sleep through.........

ps: the above from my own deduction.....ha ha

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by swing123

he told me today......he want to avoid you.....he started early with his frens and drank quite a lot liao by the time you were available....he knew that to continue drinking with you while he was nearly insober and you were fresh would mean one thing ----> cari mati....

so he pretended to sleep through.........

ps: the above from my own deduction.....ha ha

Actually I told him that since he got kakis liao I don't go meet him mah, cos I don't like to go out on Sat nite wan.

Then there's one, more tu lan thing today.
He called me yesterday just before he checked out of the hotel, that he still got 1/2 x 2 bottles of Whisky bal, and cannot bring back to Sg, asked me to go and colect and keep for him. I told him to keep with the hotel receptionist and I will go and collect today. So just now I went to collect, CCBzzzz the 2 bottle got less then 1/4 bottle each, lie dat also want to keep?!!!
KNNzzz make me malu and also waste my time...!!!

[meatlover]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

CCBzzzz the 2 bottle got less then 1/4 bottle each, lie dat also want to keep?!!!
KNNzzz make me malu and also waste my time...!!!

2 x 1/4 bottle of Whiskey (assume is Chivas from WTC DFS) = S$23 (Rp133K)

BM, now petrol 1 litre how much in BT? Your car 1 litre petrol can jalan how many click? To and flo from your house go collect the bottles how many click?

Do so math and see worth or not lor.

Ps: Last trip I also have balance 1/3 bottle, but I thor lor long gao. No needa mah huan you.

[JOGK]

Originally Posted by newyorker88

Puri Garden Spa is free if you are a guest. For both male and females in the same spa. There are some other class hotels also, like planet, but it is abit ex, about 90 sing, for locals. But planet has a nice view at the top floors.

Novotel is a nice place too. more quiet, and class.

Hotel Harmoni is quite nice too. Never went into the room before yet.

Hope you have a good time next week.

Good DAy

ya...HOTEL PLANET is the best of the rest
I like the room with balcony one...
if you get high floor...
you can BONK your gal in the balcony and
see the birds eye view of BATAM at the same time!

[swing123]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

Actually I told him that since he got kakis liao I don't go meet him mah, cos I don't like to go out on Sat nite wan.

Then there's one, more tu lan thing today.
He called me yesterday just before he checked out of the hotel, that he still got 1/2 x 2 bottles of Whisky bal, and cannot bring back to Sg, asked me to go and colect and keep for him. I told him to keep with the hotel receptionist and I will go and collect today. So just now I went to collect, CCBzzzz the 2 bottle got less then 1/4 bottle each, lie dat also want to keep?!!!
KNNzzz make me malu and also waste my time...!!!

what if the hotel staff felt bored at night and suck some "commission" from the 2 x 1/2 bottle - that's why becum 2 x 1/4 bottle?

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by swing123

what if the hotel staff felt bored at night and suck some "commission" from the 2 x 1/2 bottle - that's why becum 2 x 1/4 bottle?

You lie dat say the hotel staff goot meh??!

[meatlover]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

You lie dat say the hotel staff goot meh??!

That hotel got 前科 one, and the security record also not goot. Furthermore its a cheongster hotel.

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by meatlover

That hotel got 前科 one, and the security record also not goot. Furthermore its a cheongster hotel.

So how, shall we make a polisi report?!!

If now i go batam.. this time too late to get good gers?? from those ktv i mean.. please advice thanks! :>